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守株待兔(英语短剧) 剧本你可以自己调节角色~[开始。树)上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演(范冰)走到台前]导演:Action![跑下台][农夫冷酷地上。]农夫:I’m a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A modern farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头,继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看,收起]!So I’m rich now![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250!This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this?痒痒挠?No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~!![看下表]It’s time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作,锄了两下,突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上,开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台,把没用的道具拿走,把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]树:I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,边做边唱:哼哼哈西!!!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉!Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台][兔子A上]兔子A(一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦,所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼):Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U!The name of the song is 《发如雪》![清清嗓子正要唱,这时候导演(范冰)上]导演:[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A:Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。导演下台之前,看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看,惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine!(很兴奋地拿着下场)兔子A:OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈,悠闲散步][农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走,兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]兔子A:Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What’s this!农夫:Hnnnn…!I will kill U for lunch!兔子A:But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来(农夫一开始把枪对着自己)]农夫:Thank you!兔子A:My pleasure. (突然想起来农夫要杀自己) Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前]农夫:Where~ to go? Haha![农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪,同上。 农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me!树:[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后][兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]农夫:Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了。兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来]兔子A:Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now! [兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ![兔子晕两下~~ “我倒!” 倒地]农夫:OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边]……兔子A:[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,发现自己被绑了,很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?树:[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.兔子A:What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape?[东张西望,看到农夫的手机][兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开,走到手机前看了看]咦?What’s this?[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处。 又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile!Maybe I can call some one to help me! [又不知不觉地把自己放出来,那起手机] But how to use it???树:[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![给兔子]兔子A:Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂?李咏:[上台,激情澎湃地] Hello!This is lucky fifty-two![做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong!Now let’s start our first question!What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正? A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!兔子A:(很冷漠地)Sorry, wrong number.[挂掉]李咏:Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂?喂喂?[很郁闷地下台]兔子A:Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂?兔子B:喂?兔子A:Hey Jackey!兔子B:Hey tommy!兔子A:How are you doing?兔子B:Fine,thank you.And U?兔子A:I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?兔子B:They are fine,thank you.And U?兔子A:They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?兔子B:He’s fine,thank you!And U?兔子A:He’s fine , too!兔子B:But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!兔子A:No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!兔子B:But where are you?兔子A:I’m under a tree!兔子B:[边打电话边在附近走,经过兔子A面前,两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?兔子A:I see a rabbit ,rather like you!兔子B:A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开][兔子A 打完电话,小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处,还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上]兔子A:Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度,后仰,头又撞倒树上,昏眩中…“我晕!” 又晕了][兔子B上。]兔子B:I’m also rabbit!I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH!My friend is here!Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝(双臂)挪开,使了几次劲,还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this!A 锄头![装作打高尔夫球,试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前,正要砍]树:Stop!!!What will you do?兔子B:I will cut you down to save my friend.树:O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!兔子B:Oh yes!You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise !Come on! [开始带头做早操。做着做着对树说“Follow me!” (企图让树动起来,两只手松开,这样就可以救出兔子A)树也开始跟着做起早操。 兔子B轻轻上前,想救出兔子A。但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕。树继续绑着兔子A]兔子B:Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it!Music! [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住树,企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂,放出兔子A。树渐渐陶醉,手缓缓松开。兔子B正要搭救同伴,突然兔子A两只手张开,成了女主角动作。树又抱住了兔子A的腰,成了男主角动作。树和A陶醉其中。B要唤醒A:“Wake up!Wake up!”兔子A沉醉其中,完全不理它,还用脚踹走要救它的B:“Don’t disturb me!”继续陶醉。]兔子B:(无奈ing…)Stop!!!(音乐停) (沮丧)I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗,带出10块钱,掉在地上]树:Money![一个箭步冲上去捡起钱,回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。]兔子A:[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上,晕两下说:“暴头!”死翘。] [兔子B见状冲上去,深情地搂住A:“Tommy!Tommy!”[伤心地俯下身子,紧紧抱住A][这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身,又把B压在了下面]兔子B:I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翘了]农夫:[农夫这时候醒了。擦了下口水,看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.[兴奋地一手提一只兔子,哼着小曲下场]树:[还在验钞的树正在高兴,突然发现是假钞]A!It’s a fake!Wait for me![追下去]

英语话剧推荐大学

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爱宇冰冰

英语话剧剧本推荐如下:

剧本名字The Bus。

A Story about Love and Stinky Feet。

(5-6人英语剧本,公交车上的故事,适合大学生活,关于爱和臭脚的故事。)

Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui

Boy B,Old woman。

Scene One:

Three female students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats.

Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. She looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.

Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand.

(The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.)

Female student A: We should find a seat for her.

Female student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.

(The two boys continue to sleep.)

Female student C: We should find a seat for her.

Female students A & B: Yes.

(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)

Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?

(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)

Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady?

Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep)

Female student C: What should we do?

Female student B: Let's ask the other boy.

Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah!

All: (startled)Ah!

Female student B: What happened?

Female student C: Why did you scream?

Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible.

Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?

(Boy B falls asleep.)

Female student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady?

Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while?

Female student A: Well, we've tried.

Female student B: The young man is really brash.

Old woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman. I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man)

Female student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy.

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.)

Boy A: Oh! Are you OK?

Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist!

Boy A: You can take my seat. (helps the old woman to the seat)

Female student C: Hmm. He just got his conscience.

Female student A: Yeah! I was just about to say they got no manners.

Female student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.

Boy A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given her my seat. I'm really very tired.

(At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.)

Old woman: Thank you, young man. I'm old and useless.

Boy B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.)

Scene Two:

(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing. The three girls continue to chat. Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)

Female student A: Oh! Who touched me? (turns her head around and sees

Boy A standing behind her) It's you, right?

Boy A: What?

Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you?

Boy A: Wait. I didn't do anything.

Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right?

Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (looks at Boy B) Hey… Is it you?

Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping.

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)

Female student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!

Boy A: I didn't mean it.

Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys in the past were all very polite. Now boys are reckless.

Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her. Hurry!

Boy A: Alright! Alright! (to female student A) I'm sorry.

(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.)

Boy A: It's not my day today.

Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And she's no nice woman.

Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper. Time really changed.

Boy B: Older people know more than us.

Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.

(Boys A and B don't know what to say. Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake. The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.)

Female student C: (surprised) You.....

(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.)

Old woman: You have nice hips.

Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment.

Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.

Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely.

Female student B: Ah! Here we are. Let's get off.

Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people.

(Female students get off the bus.)

Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange. (helps the old woman

up) Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.

Old woman: (feels Boy B's hand) You also have a pair of very fine hands.

Boy B: (startled) What?

Boy A: This old woman is also very strange.

Boy B: Let's go!

Old woman: Don't be shy, young man. I have held such kind of hand for a long time.

(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.)

Old woman: (looks at Boy A) You're nice, too.

Boy A: Hmm, good-bye. (gets off)

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金威啤酒

英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 Wanders every five miles 焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short) 焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short) 太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC) (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is Wu Song. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) My God!Who can help me?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):I can! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum? JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up? JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Never interrupt me! L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下) Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I’m back! LM:You are back?Why?What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Never interrupt me! L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to. LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go and tell him.(下) L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下) Act3(J睡眼惺忪上) J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty! (突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself. JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet? J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone! JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice girl,go and take her back! J(立正敬礼):Yes madam! Act4 (J开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上) C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头,但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Give us all your money! J(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough? (三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量) A:What bad luck!This guy is broken! B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight! C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding! A&B:Good idea! J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible! AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple! J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet! (突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go with you.You take the money and I take the bride. B:Have you got any experience? J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书$1,000,000) Act5 (转眼已到了婚礼之期.MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中) ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! A:The road is built by me! B:And I planted one tree. C:If you want to go by this street--- J:Give us all your money! (L听到J的声音,掀起了盖头) L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后) (MS大怒,挥拳向J打来.J矮身一躲,MS打中了J身后的L,L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!(挥拳向MS冲去) (J与MS混战,JM上,以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L,关切地问):Honey,how are you? L(哭状):I hurt a lot! J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下) L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下) (音乐起 Can You Celebrate)

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喵咪天才

大学英语话剧剧本 (一)

The rhythm of love

Actors: 孔上海  丁宗玉  冯杰  朱媛媛  赵红玉  冯芳报幕:李彩丽

X:孔上海 J: 冯杰    W:朱媛媛  D:丁宗玉  Y: 冯芳  Z: 赵红玉(总道具:一个可以撕页的卡)

第一幕:

道具:凳子两个,棒棒糖。

人物:孔上海  冯杰  朱媛媛

(冯杰and 朱媛媛 唱歌入场 《Girlfriend》艾薇儿)(冯杰 and 朱媛媛 唱完后 找个凳子坐下 做聊天状)孔上海: Today, there is a dance party, I join in and want to find my girl!! Where are you, my girl!!!(手势动作)(孔上海走到朱媛媛面前端详, 当朱媛媛伸出手以为要请她跳舞时候,孔上海马上跳到冯杰面前,给棒棒糖,唱老鼠爱大米英文版,然后两人到台前)孔上海: I have fell in love with you!

冯杰: It’s too rapid! I can’t confront it.

孔上海: Ok! Shall we try to live some day to be suitable to each other?

冯杰: Although I admit you are a food boy, but…孔上海: Ok. So much for today. I will send text messages to you tonight, wait for me, my sweet!

冯杰:……

(孔,冯杰退下 朱媛媛起身 上前走一步,先回头张望)(背景音乐响起《Right Here Waiting》)朱媛媛: Not every one you loved is suitable to you, and you will lose a chance to get a better one I will be waiting for you until I change my mind…(语速变缓)第二幕:

道具:凳子两个,外套一件(先放在地上),饭盒一个,英语书。

人物:孔上海  冯杰  朱媛媛

(朱媛媛先进来,带上饭盒 放在孔上海的座位上,恋恋不舍离开并一边回头张望,然后坐到自己位置上,拿起书看)(孔上海入场,先是看到了饭盒,很奇怪,端起)孔上海:It’s strange! 朱媛媛,is it yours?

朱媛媛: No ! it’s yours.

孔上海: Ok that’s fine . No matter who it belongs , I’m hungry now , eating is a good choice.

(冯杰进来,看到孔上海在吃饭)

冯杰: Is it delicious? Wish you have a good time!

(冯杰然后走开 走到门外)

(孔上海走向前台 指着冯杰)

孔上海: It’s she bring the food! She is concerned about me!!

(高兴状,然后回去, 睡觉了)

(朱媛媛看到孔上海睡觉了就偷偷摸摸的过去,给他加衣服,此时冯杰在门口进来  刚好看到)(朱媛媛做出可爱状 恋恋不舍状,慢慢走开 碰到冯杰)朱媛媛: Hi  冯杰!

冯杰:  Hi  朱媛媛! Nice to meet you .

(朱媛媛急急忙忙走开,冯杰走进去,回了回头 很用力的砸书,孔上海被惊醒)第三幕:

道具: 纸做的棒子一个,木棒子一个,水桶(纸做的`也可以), 新华字典,新华字典书皮,大话西游草稿。(音乐:敢问路在何方)赵红玉: Hi, boy! It looks like you have lost your girl friend, right?

孔上海: Yes. How do you get to know?

赵红玉:  贫道

冯芳:  first blood! (打赵红玉…)

赵红玉:  贫僧 come from china! I’m the master of Buddhism.

孔上海:  I know you! You have three students: a monkey a pig and a monster. It’s you 去西天取经赵红玉:  no ! not 去西天取经,but 去西天拜堂成亲。

(孔上海做出惊讶状)

赵红玉:  I have a good book only sold ten yuan … do you want to get one?

孔上海:  葵花宝典?

赵红玉:  no no no  新华字典!!!(撕下书皮)Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it, if I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. if you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say ten thousands years. That man is you the only man I love in this world is you .only you(sing)冯芳:  stop!  Double kill! (并打赵红玉…)  孔上海, listen carefully and then answer the questions, do you like eating pork?

孔上海:  yes! It’s my favorite!

冯芳:  tripe kill!! (并打孔上海…) I’m 猪八戒 , the most clever beautiful handsome bright pig in the world!!!

赵红玉:  八戒! I persuade you many times that you not play too many computer games! especially 魔兽争霸 and dota!!

冯芳:  I had a girl called 嫦娥… I have a dream that one day this love will rise up ,it’s a dream deeply rooted in the dream!  Oh!!嫦娥!!! I miss you!!!!

孔上海:  oh???  高翠兰is there.

冯芳:  where? Where? 翠兰!!I’m coming!!

(冯芳马上跑了过去,赵红玉追了过去 边喊 八戒!八戒!)孔上海:  a silly pig. My classmates had three girl friends called 嫦娥。

第四幕:紧箍

(冯杰  丁宗玉上场)

冯杰:  丁宗玉, I’m your girl friend now. Tomorrow, would you love me as today?

丁宗玉:  oh my silly girl, why would you say so ? I’m a man with responsibility, you are my first girl !

冯杰:  丁宗玉, I trust you forever……

(冯杰,丁宗玉开始拿到冰激凌的盒子, 丁宗玉喂冯杰吃,此时孔上海上场,做四处张望状)孔上海:  冯杰! Where are you!! You are my girl!

(此时看到冯杰,丁宗玉 在亲密, 孔上海 冲了过去)孔上海:  冯杰 ! You are here! I’m looking for you all night!  (生气 惊讶状)who is he? Why will you get along with him?

冯杰:  get out! I hate you! you are a cheat , 朱媛媛 is your girl , right?

孔上海:  no!朱媛媛is just my classmate, why do you think so? (此时孔上海上前想要解释 不小心把冯杰推倒, 冯杰做倒地状)…(此时丁宗玉 上前,一把打倒孔上海, 孔上海倒地)孔上海:  冯杰! I defeat him! You know you are my only girl and I love you so much that I can do anything for you!

(此时 赵红玉,冯芳上场 看到丁宗玉 做出惊讶状 )赵红玉:  Wukong(丁宗玉)! Why do you stay here? We are going to Xitian!

丁宗玉:  oh my god!!! Master tang  … I just have some little thing, could you wait a moment?

赵红玉:  Wukong ! You are as naughty as before.(开始念紧箍咒)(丁宗玉 开始痛苦)

冯杰:  No !! 丁宗玉!! You are not my boy! You are sun wukong! Oh my lady gaga!!! You are just a monkey!!!

冯芳:  Brother monkey!  What are you doing! I will tell all happened to 紫霞仙子…丁宗玉:  Oh no!! You silly pig!!!  Wait!! Wait!!

(赵红玉,冯芳 开始走了, 丁宗玉马上追上)(音乐: 梁静茹《可惜不是你》)

第五幕:

道具:优乐美

(孔上海 继续倒在地上, 朱媛媛 走过来 扶起他)朱媛媛:  You know you can lose a chance but no second to get a better one I will be waiting for you and miss you until I change my mind…孔上海:  Really? I’m sure you are the best girl for me(朱媛媛 拿出奶茶)

朱媛媛:  Do you know who you are?

孔上海:  I’m 孔上海! Any wrong?

朱媛媛:  No ! You are this !

孔上海:  Am I just a milky tea?

朱媛媛:  You are my 优乐美!!!

(背景音乐响起:《蒲公英的约定》前奏)

(两人相扶而起,冯杰 进入视野,冯杰开始告白)(冯杰看到孔上海,朱媛媛在一起了,先顿了顿 然后走了过去)冯杰: I know ,I know … Not everyone I loved is suitable to me, and I will lose a chance to get one …孔上海: And no second choice to get a better one.

The End

大学英语话剧剧本 (二)

《May Dream Won't Come Ture》

Scene1

(学校食堂里,下课铃刚响)

Narrator:又一个上午过去了,食堂里迎来了新一轮的抢饭风暴。"襄樊学院广播台提醒各位抢饭同学注意形象,注意排队秩序".

(人潮涌进,餐桌上迅速被书和包占领,卖饭窗口前排成N条长龙,A与B小跑上场)A:Oh,no!There is no food again!We have already ran as fast as we can.

B:(看看手表)25 seconds today.We'd better run quickly tomorrow.

A:What a wonderful thing if we needn't(指那堆挤来挤去的人)like this!

B:Well.Let's go ,back to dormitory,eat the junk food!What's lesson this afternoon?

A:We have a listening examination.It's boring!I may sleeping again~Scene2

(A的办公室内)

Narrator:果然,下午的听力课上,A又睡着了,这次,她梦到了她的理想生活……(A坐在办公桌前,秘书走进)

秘书:Good morning,A.I'll tell you today's arrangement:You have two lessons in the morning,they are music class and P.E.Then a computer less on after lunch.That's all.

(秘书退至一旁,音乐老师推门进)

A:Morning.Please sit down.

音:(拿着几张CD)That's no need.I have nothing to teach today.Your homework is listen to these CDs.Among them,Jay Chou's new record is the most important.If you have nothing to answer,I'll go.

A:(翻看CD)All right.Goodbye!(停顿片刻)The next one!(体育老师上)A:Oh,should I wear athlete uniform?

体:Of course you needn't.In my class,you can just sit here and watch some sports match.So,which do you prefer,football or basketball?

A:Er…Baskerball is Okay.

体:Good!Boys,come on!(演员上场,表演花式篮球,配乐)体:Are you satisfied?

A:Em…just so-so.I hope to watch football next time.You may go now.

体:Ok.Have a good week!(体育老师下,秘书和服务员上)秘:A,It's time to have lunch.(退到一旁)服:Good afternoon.What do you want today?

A:Mmm…Today I just want to eat something cheap.Beafsteak and red wine,please.

服:Thank you.(鞠躬)Wait a moment,please.(下场,秘书上前整理书桌 ,A翻看杂志)秘:(整理完毕,打开文件夹)The computer teacher just called me that he would replace the lesson with a practise one in the Network Bar.So you can play the Crazy Dance on-line well.

A:Really?That's great.(饭菜送上)That's tips.

服:Thank you very much.(退场)

Scene3

Narrator:A下午的计算机课变成了网吧的实践课,这不,只见她奔腾地冲进了奔腾网吧,用183迈的速度将上下楼搜了个遍,猛然地发现座无虚席,于是她又奔腾地冲出了奔腾网吧,剑一样地射进了183.她今天的任务是练好劲舞团!

(A跑进网吧,找台电脑迅速坐下,开始游戏。音乐起,表演真人版劲舞团)(数分钟后)

A:(伸个懒腰)So great that my computer's homework has finished.

Scene4

Narrator:就这样,A无忧无虑地度过了大学四年,终于到了要找工作的时候,A却四处碰壁,听到的最多的一句话莫过于——面试官:(很礼貌地请A离开)I'm so sorry!

(A那着简历,垂头丧气地从台上走了一圈,脑海中不停回响那句话"Narrator:I'm so sorry……")Scene5

(听力考试的考场上,老师开始收卷,发现A在酣睡)Narrator:下午的听力测试要结束了,A的梦也该 醒了……老师:(很不耐烦地拍拍桌子,发现A仍然没醒,然后提高音量)Good afternoon!!!A!!!

A:(换个睡觉姿势)En…Beafsteak and red wine,please.This's tips.(抓起试卷递上去)老师:(看到空白的试卷,摇摇头)I'm so sorry!But I had to give you zero!You see, your paper is so clean!

(下课铃响,老师无奈离开,同学们纷纷冲出教室,只有B还等着A)B:Hey!(看表)You have delayed 7s.We have nothing to eat again!

A:(刚刚清醒)Wow,wonderful.It's just a dream!(欢呼)It's doesn't matter.It's not a bad choice to fight for food sometimes,isn't it?

B:Gosh!Were are you frightened by the terrible dream?

A:Why did you say that?It's really a wonderful dream.I think it will turn my life around(欢快语气)。

B:So you won't sleep in the class?

A:Of course.Let's go to the canteen!

B:Well,let's go!

Narrator:My dear friends,which life do you prefer to ,in the dream or in reality?(音乐起)~The End~

大学英语话剧剧本 (三)

by Betty Liao

Cast

George

Mancy

Ken

Tida

Annie

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Character descriptions:

(G)George - He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.

(K)Ken - He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed.

(T)Tida - He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.

(M)Mancy-She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings.

(A)Annie -She is Mancy’s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking.

Plot:

There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives……SceneⅠ

(In Girls’ Dorm)

M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything’s so cheap there.

A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, "Annie, let’s go eat at Hung-Lin. (They walk hand in hand.)M: We’re friends. Our friendship will last forever. (They look at each other, and cross their fingers.)OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don’t like each other.

SceneⅡ

(Boys’ Dorm)

Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.

M: What’s the most important thing for you?

G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.

M: Wow…I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s sad.

T: Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.

K: It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep.

(George and Mancy just keep talking.)

M: George, you’re so humorous.

T: (hits the desk) No more talking.

(At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.

Annie calls Mancy.)

M: Hello, this is Mancy.

A: Mancy, it’s Annie. Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?

M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I’m with …George……A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.

M: I know. Next time we’ll go out to have fun together.

SceneⅢ

(In class)

K: Sorry, I’m late.

(Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.)K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.

G: Oh. It’s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.

T: I didn’t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.

K: Come on! Are you kidding? I’m not happy about that. Please don’t do that again.

T: Oh…OK.

A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?

M: Hmm…I’d like to see the movie, but I had a date.

A: Who was with you? George?

M: Yes…

A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But …now George is all your life.

M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.

A: I don’t think so.

K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.

T: I agree with you. I can’t play my computer games well.

(The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.)Scene Ⅳ

(On the road)

M: Where are we going?

G: We’re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You’ll be very interested in it.

M: Wow, I’m so excited. But you’re riding too fast.

G: That’s OK.

Oh, no!  ( George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.)SceneⅤ

(In the hospital)

M: Are you OK?

G: Oh…I’m OK. Don’t worry. How about you?

M: Just a little hurt.

G: I’m so sorry.

M: No, don’t say that.

G: But the surprise …

M: That’s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?

G: Maybe I need a walking stick.

Scene Ⅵ

(In the boys’ dorm)

K: What happened to you?

G: I had a motorcycle accident.

T: Are you OK?

G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot

K: How did it happen?

G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.

T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?

G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That’s so exciting!

K: But it’s dangerous. You might get killed.

T: Yeah, Ken’s right. Safety is the only way to go home.

G: Well, I’ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.

T: You’re hurt. How are you going to class later?

K: We can help him go to class.本文转自 : That’s a good idea.

G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’re good friends.

K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.

T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.

Scene Ⅶ

(In the girls’ dorm)

A: Oh, my…Are you OK?

M: I feel just a little painful.

A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?

M: I've already forgiven you. Anyway, we’re best friends.

A: Thanks, I’ll treat you to dinner…

M: Really? Where will we go?

A: Hung-Lin, of course.

M: Oh, no!

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