zhaoyaxiao12
Weather PredictA film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm."This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."英文幽默故事五译文：天气预报一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴."印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?"印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."
人才征服沪
A poor pig Danny is a little pig . He is unhappy because he wants to leave home to see the world . It’s a sunny day . Danny goes away when his parents are sleeping . on his way he meets an elephant , a peacock and a rabbit . At last , he gets to a lake . He looks at his reflection in the water and says, “I wish I have an elephant’s nose , a peacock’s tail and a rabbit’s ears .” after a while , Danny’s wish comes true . He runs back excitedly . But his parents can’t recognize Danny , “Go away , you’re not our son .” Danny goes to the lake again . “ I just want to be a pig .” He says sadly .Danny waits and waits . He becomes a pig again . Danny runs back quickly . His parents hug and say , “ This is our lovely baby .” 可怜的小猪 丹尼是只小猪，为此他很不开心，他希望自己能够拥有大象的鼻子、孔雀的尾巴、小兔的耳朵。可是，当他的愿望实现的时候，爸爸妈妈却不认他了。可怜的小猪决定，还是变回自己原来的样子吧。
lichao7980
Act 1 Ella, Ella, Cinderella第一幕 灰姑娘埃拉Cinderella: I am Ella.I live with my stepmother and two stepsisters.I work and work all day. 灰姑娘：我是埃拉。我和我的继母，还有继母带来的两个姐姐一起生活。我整天都在干活。Sister 1: (yelling) Ella,make me breakfast! 姐姐1：（大叫）埃拉，给我做早饭！Sister 2: (yelling) Ella,make me a cake! 姐姐2：（大叫）埃拉，给我做个蛋糕！Mother: (yelling) Ella,clean the house! 妈妈：（大叫）埃拉，去打扫屋子！Sister 1: What are you doing,Ella? 姐姐1：你在干什么，埃拉？Cinderella: I am cleaning the fireplace. 灰姑娘：我在打扫壁炉。Sister 1: (laughing and pointing at Ella) Ha-ha. Look at her. She is very dirty from the cinders. 姐姐1：（大笑着指着埃拉）哈哈，看哪，她身上都是煤灰，真脏。Sister 2: I know.(laughing) Ha-ha.Let's call her Cinderella. 姐姐2：是啊。（笑着说）哈哈，我们叫她灰姑娘吧。Sister 1: OK. 姐姐1：好呀。(A man comes to Cinderella’s house.)(一个男人来到灰姑娘的家。)Man: Good afternoon, Ladies! I have a letter from the Prince. There will be a big party at the palace.男人：下午好，女士们！我这人有一封王子的信。王宫要举行一场盛大的宫廷舞会。Sister 1：Wow!Great! I want to go.姐姐1：哇！太好了！我想去。Sister2: Can we go,Mother?姐姐2：我们能去吗，妈妈？Mother:Of course,you can.妈妈：你们当然能去。Cinderella:Can I go,too?灰姑娘：我也能去吗？Mother：No! You can’t go! You are too ugly and dirty.妈妈：不行！你不能去！你太丑太脏了！Sister 1：Cinderella,we need new dresses.姐姐1：灰姑娘，我们需要新裙子。Sister2：Make them for us.Now!姐姐2：给我们做新裙子去。现在就做！ Act 2 Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother第一幕 灰姑娘的仙女教母Cinderella: My sisters are at the party. I am home alone. (crying) I want to go to the party.灰姑娘：姐姐们去参加宫廷舞会了。我一个人在家。（哭泣着）我想去宫廷舞会。(PUFFFF!)( 噗！)Fairy Godmother：Don’t cry, Cinderella.仙女教母：不要哭，灰姑娘。Cinderella：Ah… who… who are you?灰姑娘：啊…… 你…… 你是谁？Fairy Godmother：I’m your Fairy Godmother. I will help you.仙女教母：我是你的仙女教母。我会帮你的。（waving her magic wand） (PUFFFF!)（挥动她的魔法棒） ( 噗！)Cinderella：Wow! A pumpkin changes into a coach. (PUFFFF!)灰姑娘：哇！一个南瓜变成了一辆马车。( 噗！)Cinderella：Nice! A mouse changes into a coachman. Two mice change into white horses. (PUFFFF!) 灰姑娘：好棒呀！一只老鼠变成了一个车夫。两只老鼠变成了白马。( 噗！)Cinderella：Great！My dress changes into a beautiful dress.灰姑娘：太好了！我的裙子变成了一条漂亮的裙子。Fairy Godmother：Cinderella, these are glass shoes for you.仙女教母：灰姑娘，这是给你的水晶鞋。Cinderella：Oh, they are very beautiful! Thank you,Fairy Godmother.灰姑娘：哦，这鞋子真是太漂亮了！谢谢你，仙女教母。Fairy Godmother：Now you can go to the party. But be home by 12 o’clock. My magic will disappear at 12 o’clock.仙女教母：现在你可以去宫廷舞会了。但是要在12点前回家。我的魔法会在12点消失。Cinderella：Oh, I see.灰姑娘：哦，我知道了。 Act 3 The Party第三幕 宫廷舞会(Cinderella arrives at the palace.)（灰姑娘来到了王宫。）Sister 1：（looking at Cinderella）She is very beautiful. Who is she? Do you know her?姐姐1：（看着灰姑娘）她真漂亮啊。她是谁？你认识她吗？Sister 2 ：No, I don’t.姐姐2：不，我不认识。Prince：(looking at Cinderella) Oh, she is very beautiful! I want to dance with her. (going to Cinderella) Good evening, Lady! I’m the prince. Please dance with me.王子：（看着灰姑娘）哦，他可真漂亮！我想和她跳舞。（走到灰姑娘面前）晚上好，女士！我是王子。请和我跳舞吧。（Cinderella and the Prince are dancing.）(灰姑娘和王子一起跳舞。)Prince：You are very beautiful.王子：你非常漂亮。Cinderella：Thank you. I am happy with you.灰姑娘：谢谢，和你在一起我很开心。（Ticktock， Ticktock）（嘀哒，嘀哒）Cinderella：Oh, no! It’s nearly 12 o’clock.（running）I must go.灰姑娘：哦，糟了！快12点了。（往外跑）我得走了。Prince：（running after Cinderella）Wait! Wait! Don’t go, Lady!王子：（追赶灰姑娘）等等！等等！不要走，女士！（One of Cinderella’s shoes falls off on the stairs.）（灰姑娘的一只水晶鞋掉在了楼梯上。）Cinderella： Oh, my shoe …灰姑娘：啊，我的鞋 ……Prince: (gasping) Where is she? Oh, here is her shoe. I will find her and marry her.王子：（气喘吁吁地）她在哪儿？哦，这是她的鞋。我一定要找到她，娶她为妻。 Act 4 The Glass Shoe第三幕 水晶鞋Prince：Many women try on the shoe. But it doesn’t fit anyone.王子：很多女孩都试了这双鞋。但谁穿都不合适。(The Prince comes to Cinderella’s house.)(王子来到灰姑娘家。)Sister 1，2：Oh, it’s the Prince!姐姐1、2：啊，是王子！Prince：Good afternoon, Ladies! Please try on this shoe.王子：下午好，女士！请试一下这只鞋吧！Sister 1：Yes, I will. The shoe will fit me.姐姐1：好，我来试试。这只鞋我穿上会合适的。Sister 2：（laughing） Ha-ha. Your feet are too big. The shoe will fit me. I will try!姐姐2：（大笑着）哈哈，你的脚太大了。这只鞋我穿会合适的。我来试试！Sister 1：Your feet are big, too.姐姐1：你的脚也很大啊。Prince：Oh,no! I can’t find her!灰姑娘：哦，不！我找不到她了！（The prince sees Cinderella in the kitchen.）(王子看到了厨房里的灰姑娘。)Prince: (pointing at Cinderella) Wait! Who is she?王子：（指着灰姑娘）等等！她是谁？Sister 1：Oh,she is Cinderella.姐姐1：哦，她是灰姑娘。Sister 2：She is only a kitchen girl.姐姐2：她只是个在厨房里干活的丫头。Mother：The shoe will never fit her.妈妈：这只鞋她穿肯定不合适。Prince：No! Every woman must try. Cinderella, please try on this shoe.王子：不！每个女孩都必须试穿。灰姑娘，请试一下这只鞋。Cinderella：Yes, I will.灰姑娘：好的，我试一下。Prince：（excited）It fits! It fits! It’s you!Cinderella：Yes, I am the woman.Prince：Cinderella,will you marry me?王子：灰姑娘，你愿意嫁给我吗？Cinderella：Yes, I will marry you. 灰姑娘：是的，我愿意嫁给你。
