中式英语笑话

1．we two who and who! 咱俩谁跟谁啊！ 2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你？怎么老是你？ 3．you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们！一起上！ 4．as far as you go to die！ 有多远死多远！ 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 ！！ 6．you me you me 彼此彼此 7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ ！ 8．know is know ，noknow is noknow... 知之为知之，不知为不知… 9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! (这条啊~洪帮主仙福永享 寿与天齐！！！） 16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 17．where where 哪里哪里 18．you have two down son 你有两下子。19.good good study,day day up! 好好学习，天天向上：20、Open the door see mountain 开门见山21、five flowers eight doors 五花八门 22、people mountain people sea 人山人海 23、Un-ding-able 顶不住了 24、You go see see 你去看看. 25、Moon under old man 月下老人 26.so many people die, no see you die. 咁多人死唔见你死。 27.die away 死开28. no three no four不三不四29.Ask what ask! 问什么问！see what see 看什么看！laugh what laugh 笑什么笑！30.Have one leg with somebody. 跟某人有一腿。（这条不太纯洁。。。）再补充几条吧~·Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡·Four Glad Meatballs 直译：四个开心的肉球 被用为：四喜丸子·You ask me，me ask who？你问我，我问谁·Horse horse tiger tiger.马马虎虎

一辆车来，一辆车去 ，两辆车相撞，一辆被撞死了。

我记得格言里曾登过这个中式英语 意思是一辆车来一辆车走 两辆车撞上了 一辆车挂了 还有一句特经典的是We two who and who我们俩谁跟谁啊 还有就是Hello everyone if you have something to say then say if you have nothing to say go home有事早奏无事退朝

中式英语的笑话。One car come ,one car go, two car pengpeng,one car die.字面可以翻出：一车来，一车走，两车“砰砰”，一辆车挂了。说的正常一点就是：一车向东一车向西，两车相撞，其中一车报废。