英语双关笑话故事

A：What do you call a deer with no eyes?  [ 没眼睛的鹿叫什么？ ]

B：No idea!  [ 不知道（无眼鹿）。]

No ideas - no eye deer 谐音

A：What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?  [ 水牛把儿子送到学校后对它说什么？ ]

B："Bison." [ 野牛（再见）。]

bison - bye son 谐音

A：Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?  [ 为什么豹子不能玩捉迷藏？ ]

B：Because he was always spotted !  [ 因为它总是容易被发现。]

spotted 被发现；布满斑点

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"中文翻译： 一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，“我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?”那位农夫回答说，“时间对猪有什么意义？”

Do You Know My Work？ One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes． Two men stood outside and looked at the fire． “Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．” “You don't know my work，” said the other． “What is your work？” “I'm a policeman． “Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman． “I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”

#英语小笑话#英语和中文一样，都有各自的特色，笑话也是大有不同，接下来我们就来看看一些英语中的笑话吧~ 1. Why is the doctor so angry?为什么医生那么生气？ A: Because he has no patience. 因为他没有耐心呀。 笑点：耐心=patience，病人=patient 一语双关2. What do you call an alligator in a vest?鳄鱼穿了背心会变成什么？ A: An Investigator. 调查员 笑点：这个点在读音，investigator = in + vest + alligator3. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?你为什么不能给Elsa（《冰雪奇缘》女主角）气球？ A: Because she will Let it go. 因为她会让气球跑掉。 笑点：《冰雪奇缘》的主题曲就是“Let it go”。小朋友一定能知道这个梗。4. What do you call a computer that sings?会唱歌的电脑叫什么？ A: A-Dell Adele 笑点：A Dell（一台戴尔电脑）和著名歌手Adele也是谐音。 5. What do you get from a pampered cow?一头被宠坏的奶牛会给你些什么？ A: Spoiled milk. 坏掉的牛奶。 笑点：Spoil做动词是“宠溺”，spoiled做形容词也有变质的意思。一语双关。6. What do you call a bee that lives in America?住在美国的蜜蜂叫啥？ A: USB 笑点：美国是U.S. U.S.+ bee = USB7.Your brain has two parts: left &right. Your left brain has nothing right, Your right brain has nothing left.你的大脑有两个部分：左脑和右脑，你的左脑里没有右脑的东西，你的右脑里没有左脑的东西。笑点解析：right同上；left作形容词时意为左边的，作leave的过去分词使用时意为剩下的。所以后面两句还可以理解为“你的左脑里没有一点正确的东西，你的右脑里什么也不剩。”（我才不会直接说你笨呢）。今日的小笑话先讲到这儿，你还知道哪些呢？ 今日词汇: not so much as …甚至于…都没有set sb to do 使某人做 be determined upon … 对…意志坚定 a strip of 呈条带状的一片 divide sth into 把...分成 at the end of 在...尽头；在...结束时 a great deal of 大量 look back upon 回忆；回顾

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up "Yeah, right