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英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! 另一个 白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. 你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改
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Necklace主要角色：Husband; Mathilde; Jane; Thief（同时是舞会侍者） 主要角色： Jane; Thief（ 同时是舞会侍者） 配角：旁白; 舞会上路人甲、 配角：旁白; 舞会上路人甲、乙（旁白：） 旁白：） charming, Once there was a girl named Mathilde. She was pretty and charming, loving beautiful clothes, shining diamond. She always enjoys the palace, diamond day fate, and all the beauties in the day life. Unfortunately, by a slip of fate, dowry（嫁妆） she married a little clerk. She had no dowry（嫁妆）, no expectations, no way of being known, understood, loved. when One day when she sat down to dinner, her husband rushed into the room with a piece of good news. （第一幕：家中。二人坐在餐桌旁） 第一幕： 二人坐在餐桌旁） Husband： Husband：Darling, good news, good news. Mathilde： Mathilde：Good news? Husband： Husband：Yes! Mathilde：（打开信封拿出信念） ：（打开信封拿出信念 Mathilde：（打开信封拿出信念）The Minister of Public Instruction invite you and me to the ball on Monday evening, January 18th. The ball, jewelry, beautiful clothes. Husband： what’s Husband：Oh, what’s wrong with you? Mathilde：（放下信不开心） ：（放下信不开心 Mathilde：（放下信不开心）What do you wish me to do with that? Husband： happy. Husband：Why, my dear, I thought you would be happy. You never go out, go. and this is such a fine opportunity. Every one wants to go. The whole official world will be there. Mathilde： Mathilde：But I don’t have any jewelry! Husband： Husband：Jewelry? Do you need any jewelry? Mathilde： Mathilde：Of course, no jewelry, how could I go to the ball? Husband: Jewelry? Why not wear some natural flowers? Mathilde： Mathilde：But flowers, just flowers! I will look very poor beside those people people who are rich. Husband： Husband： You can ask your friend Jane, and borrow some jewelry from her. Mathilde： Mathilde：My friend Jane? Husband： Husband：Yes! Mathilde： Mathilde：Oh, that’s true, darling. You are so clever. I have never thought of it.（第二幕：Mathilde 来到 Jane 家。 第二幕： （旁白：）The next day she went to her friend Jane. 旁白：）The ：） Jane： Jane：Jewelries are here. 拿第一根项链） Mathilde: Oh, so beautiful! （拿第一根项链）look at this one, it’s very nice. (拿第二根项链)It’s so beautiful! (拿第三根项链)Look at the (拿第二根项链)It’ (拿第三根项链) 拿第二根项链 拿第三根项链 diamond, it’s so bright, I like it very much. May I borrow this one, only this one? Jane: Jane: Yes, certainly. Mathilde: Really? Jane: You look nice! Mathilde: Thank you.（第三幕：舞会） 第三幕：舞会） 旁白：） （旁白：） When she wore the necklace, she felt she was the most beautiful lady in the world. On the ball, every one paid attention on her. She danced with laughter, with passion. She was excited, forget everything. Just enjoy the ball. 舞会，众人跳舞。 舞会，众人跳舞。（第四幕：找项链） 找项链） Husband：Mathilde, what’s the matter with you? usband： Mathilde: I have, I have lost my necklace. Husband: What? Impossible! Mathilde： Mathilde：I don’t know. Husband: Think it over. Mathilde: Mathilde: Let me see, let me see. Maybe … maybe, I lost it on the ball. Husband： Husband：Don’t be nervous. Now, let’s go back to the ball and find it together. Necklace, 合：Necklace, where is the necklace … necklace … necklace…… athilde: Mathilde: Madam, did you see my necklace? 路人： sorry, 路人：Oh, sorry, I have never seen it. Mathilde： Mathilde：Lost the necklace, how should I do? Husband：Don’t be sad, my dear. Now, if you encounter your friend Jane, Husband： tell her that you’ll return the necklace on time. Mathilde： Mathilde：But, how can I get the necklace? Husband： Husband：We can buy a new one that looks the same as that one your borrowed.Mathilde： Mathilde：Do you know how much the necklace cost? Husband： Husband：I don’t know! Mathilde： Mathilde：It cost 50 thousand francs. Husband： Husband：50 thousand francs? Oh, my god! We must borrow money to pay for it. 旁白：） （旁白：） After she lost the necklace, she should work day and night to pay for it. During the ten years, she became older and older. She had become the households---strong woman of impoverished households--strong and hard and rough. With frowsy hair, skirts askew and red hands, she talked loud while washing the floor with great swishes of water. Mathilde: How dirty it is! I will be mad. I will be crazy! （第四幕：Mathilde 公园长椅上，落魄） 第四幕： 公园长椅上， 落魄） 旁白：） ：）One （旁白：）One day, Mathilde had a rest in the park. She met a madam who is still young, still charming, still beautiful. It is Mathilde!! Now that she has paid, she should tell her all about that. athilde： Mathilde：Hello, Jane. Jane：But--madame! --madame! mistake. Jane：But--madame!May be you made a mistake. I haven’t seen you before. Mathilde： Mathilde, Mathilde：No. I am Mathilde, you friend. Jane：（惊讶） ：（惊讶 changed! Jane：（惊讶）Oh, my poor Mathilde! How you are changed! Mathilde：That’s because of you! Mathilde： hat’s Jane： Jane：Of me! How so? Mathilde： Mathilde：Do you remember that necklace I borrowed from you 10 years ago. Jane： Jane：Yes. You went to the ball with your husband, and you look nice with it. Mathilde： ball. Mathilde： I lost it in the ball. Jane： remember Jane：But I remember you returned it to me ten years ago. Mathilde： Mathilde：That’s a new one. It looks the same as that one. And this necklace has taken us ten years to pay for it. Jane： Jane：Ten years hard work? Oh, my poor Mathilde. The necklace was a fake. five It wasworth at most only five hundred francs! Mathilde: 脸色惨白…… ……） francs…F …Five Mathilde:（Mathilde 脸色惨白……）Five hundred francs…Five hundred francs…F …Five francs…F …Five francs… francs…Five hundred francs…Five hundred francs…佛：唉，我可怜的玛蒂尔德！可是，可是（抓住她的手） ，可是我那一挂是假的，最多值五 百法郎！……
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A：Welcome to our Sunday TV show. As usual, let me introduce myself first. I am Kevin. And my favorite TV stat is Kevin. It’s me. I am only joking. Now, let’s begin our TV show. Today we will talk about people’s entertainment. John, what kind of movies do you like?B：Well, I like comedies best. And my favorite comedy is Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is my favorite movie star.A: How about you, C?C: I like science fiction movies best. I think science is very useful.A: I like science fiction movies too. Do you like it, D?D: En, I prefer cartoons. They are very funny. A: Cartoons are also very good. Now the second question is, what’s your favorite book?B: I like novels very much. And Chales Dickens is my favorite author. His ‘ Oliver Twist’ is my favorite book.A: You, C?C: Poetry is my favorite. Shelley is my favorite poem.A: Shelley is a romantic poem. D, What’s your favorite?D: I like biographies. I know many famous people from reading biographies.A: At last, What’s your favorite sport?B: Tennis. I can play it well. And Roger Federer is my favorite athlete. He is a great athlete. He has got many champion.C: I am a volleyball fan. Playing volleyball is my hobby.D: I like volleyball, too. Shall we have a march later, C?C: That’s great. I think it will be exciting.A: That’s the end of our special TV show for today. Goodbye! Have a nice day!
