一袋馋师
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
Jasmine2001
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?""I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two centsmore. But why are you so interested in the old woman?""She is the one who sells the candy."
我的大BABY
您好, 1、A:Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 钱和朋友 甲:你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要? 乙:当然是朋友。 甲:为什么? 乙:我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱。
晓峰1124
Draw a Snake and Add Feet to It
画一条蛇并加上脚
Long long ago, several people had a jar of wine among them and all of them wanted to drink it by himself.
很久很久以前,几个人中间有一罐酒,他们都想自己喝。
So they set a rule that every one would draw a snake on the ground and the man who finished first would have the wine.
因此,他们制定了一条规则,每个人都要在地上画一条蛇,谁先画完谁就有酒。
One man finished his snake very soon and he was about to drink the wine when he saw the others were still busy drawing, so he decided to draw the feet to the snake.
一个人很快就完成了他的蛇,他正要喝酒,这时他看到其他人还在忙着画,所以他决定画蛇的脚。
However, before he could finish the feet, another man finished and grabbed the jar from him, saying, "Who has ever seen a snake with feet?"
然而,在他能完成脚之前,另一个人完成了,从他手中夺过罐子,说:“谁见过有脚的蛇?”
The story of "Draw a snake and add feet to It." tells us going too far is as bad as not going far enough.
“画蛇加脚”的故事告诉我们,走得太远和走得不够远一样糟糕。
黑色海盗猪
Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 钱和朋友 甲:你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要? 乙:当然是朋友。 甲:为什么? 乙:我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱
24678happy
what did he do?Little Bobbie ran up to her mom sobbing, with her doll in her hand.Bobbie:Mommy,Billy broke my new doll!Mom:It's all right.dear.I'll get you a new one.By the way,how did he do that?Bobbie:I hit him over the head with it................
楼兰芥末姑娘
1、Little Robert
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?""I gave it to a poor old woman,"
he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents
more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?""She is the one who sells the candy."
译文:好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。
可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”“她是个卖糖果的。”
2、One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.
When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.'
My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here?'
译文:一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物,回来后发现车身沾满灰尘,于是擦洗了一阵。
当我终于走进屋里时大声喊:“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”我丈夫抬头看了看,说:“妈妈来了?”
3、Today I'm very happy,after I have breakfast,I go to park.It's a sunny day ,the bird is singing,I'm singing too.
hen I get to park,I see some girls are playing games ,so I join them.We play very happy.
Then I have lunch with my friends.We both have a good time.what's a happy day!
原文翻译:今天我非常愉快,在我吃早餐之后,我去公园。它是晴天,鸟正唱歌,我也开始唱歌。然后,我到了公园。我看见一些女孩正做游戏,我也参加了。我们玩得很高兴。
我们一起吃午餐。我们过了美好的时光.这是一个快乐的一天。
4、Our Tails 译:我们的尾巴
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.
then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question
if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
译:教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时,他的话题又来了:“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴,那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long."
译:“我来试试看,”一位老太太说。 “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”
5、“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy'stooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”
“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”
译文:
“对不起,夫人,为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”
“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四个病人吓跑了。”
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