相亲英语对话六人

你应该去找个专业点的人士，因为网络上大多是英语白痴。比如我

我找到这个 男: This seat empty?（这个座位是空的吧？） 女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）【我立马走人】 男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？） 女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）【我不想和你有任何交集】 男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？） 女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】 男：Can I have your name?（我能知道你的名字吗？） 女：Why? Don''t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？） 男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。） 女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）【长的真丑】 男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。） 女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪叶孤城花满楼king旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow.Birdsaredancinginthecold.Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep.Windiscominginsilence.Anothermysteriousmanapproaches.Y与X相遇．X：oH,Iamsorrytoknockyou!Y:Haha,Nevermindbaybay.X:Excuseme，whoareyouonearth?couldyoutellmeyourname?Y:haha,Iwon’tchangemyname!nomatterwhathappens.I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng.Whoareyou?X:Iamximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar,ximenchuixue?X:Yes,whatiswrong?Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?X:Great,youknowme!Y抱腿：Please,please……Don’tkillme!letmeyougo!X:No,Imustkillyou!Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereareaeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearoldsontobelookedafterbyme!X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''tforceme!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk,verygood!Ilikedrinkingit.howdoyouknowthat?Y:pleasedrinkit!X喝完牛奶:Thanks,ha,haY:Doyoustillwanttokillme?X:Sure,must!milkismilk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?X:I’msureIwon’t!Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourhistime,you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach!Y大笑：HaHa……X可怜状:help!help!Whereisthewashroom?Y:What?X:Toliet?Y:What?X:The“WC”?Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!X:Thanks,byebye.Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!Y:Whoareyou?H:Hua---man----lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue?Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”now,ha……H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!Y:Youareright!H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininus?Y:Yes,It’sverygood.H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemyking!Y:Ok,Let’sgo!第二幕：无间道H:Mydearest!letmeintroduceyeguchengtoyou!（指Y）thisisyegucheng.K:sitdownplese,yegucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng!Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascoldheadache,sairandaids?Y:Yes,Ido.K:Huamanlou,come.puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）X唱着上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子)thisringshouldbemine!K:Butwhoareyou?whyshoulditbelongyou?Y急切:king!dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(维语再见)K:huoxi?Whatdoesthatmean?ItisnotEnglish,isn’tit?Y:Howclever……X冷酷:yegucheng!comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!Y抱X的腿:oldbrother!Forgiveme!X:Forgiveme?Why?Y:Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit.Ifthegodgivemeantherchance,I’lltellyou“Iloveyou”,Iftheremustbealimitedperiod,Ihopeitisthousandyear!X:Youshallcheatme!allyoudidarewrong!howcanyoutellthelady’s“WC”!Y:Ilikegoinglady’sWC.I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)X:m-i-l-k?haha,ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)K:ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning?whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?X:Youarestupid!Itmeans“Iloveyou”.K:Don’tsaythat“youloveme”.I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!X:What?(侧耳装着听不到)You---kill----me?come,come…(X上去抓住K)K:Fuckyou.Imustkillyou!X:Howcanyoukillme?haha……Y:Letmehaveatry!3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)K:thankyouverymuch,yousaveme.Now,I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyouhaveavacation.Y:That’sgood.butthereisonemorething.canyougivemeaMM?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme!Hahaha……Y:Hahaha-----H:Where’ssomewhere?K:What?Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s“WC”?X:Yes,I……I……do.H顶着摇头：X,no,no，youcan’tgotoLady’s“WC”.Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo!becauseyouareX!youarethebestmanofChinesekongfu!X:whatifI’mthebestintheword?!whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable?whencanIgetmyfreedom?mustbethedeadday?!K:youareright.onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie.Inthatcase,whywillyoudieinsuchabadsorrowway!gointotheLady’sWC,thendie,comfortablly!goahead!H:you,stupid,badbehavior!goaway!K;why?whydoyouhelphim!whoacturallyareyou?H:myrealnameisLuXiaofeng------thewifeofX.I’maspy.K惊讶:!you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng?X’wife?Y:Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou.atricker!doyouknow,youarethefirstpersonwhocheatedme!becauseofyou,Ideeideneverbelieveanyoneelse,includingmyself.youhavedestroyedmylookingforyouformanyyears,justfortoday!(轻声说)Xwilldie,goandseehim,please.H扑倒在X的身边：X,do’tdie,youshouldbealive,therearemuchhopeinthefatureandtomorrowisagoodbeginning!K:whatamovingstory!Iwasimpressed!Y:lifeisaprogress,butitisdepressedthatitcannotresume!H:lifeisaprogress,anditisdelightthatitneedn’tresume!(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，K吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)Y痛苦状:don’tleavemehere,youknowIloveyouandIhavenothingexceptyounow,pleasenotabandonme!realizethatI’mwrong.helpme,Iintendtobeback,helpme,Ikeyyou,begyou------helpme.I’llneverdothatagain!(Y死，音乐停)（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）H:X,oh,no,youcan’tdie,wewillgohometogether.X:gohome!?H:Tomorrowisanotherday!evenyouhavethelastsecondtolive,youshouldbealive,notonlyforme,butforourlove!X:doyouwantmelivealifeinsuchasorrowway?ok,ok,IpromiseIwillbealiveforyou.but!youknow,Ihavenottimeleft,butyouhave,promisethatyouwillbehappyeveryday!Youmustdomethishonor...promisemeyouwillsurvive...thatyouwillnevergiveup...nomatterwhathappens...nomatterhowhopeless...promisemenow,andneverletgoofthatpromise.H:Ipromise.X:Neverletgo.H:Ipromise.Iwillneverletgo,X.I''''''''llneverletgo.(X死)H:bealive!yeah,bealive!bealivewithoutahendance!lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback.thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping,solifecancomefromthebeginning!（H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）

1，六个人先自我介绍，自己叫什么名字，干什么的，住在哪里，性格特点。2，六个人互相认识一下，然后商量去哪玩儿再把下面两部分拼一下，应该不止5分钟了A: How are you guys doing today?B,C,D,E,F: Fine. And you?A: Good.C: What's in the sky?D: There are two birds fighting together.E: I don't think so. I think is a owl killing a bird. F: I think is there are two people flying in the sky.A: I think is two birds are kissing.A,B,C,D,E,F: Oh! There are two balloons are tighttogether in the sky. On The Way Home回家的路上 Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, ... A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home?B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them.All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet)C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry.ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm...(everybody toches his tummy)A:(to D) what about you?D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again)All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning)all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found.A:(to F)E,where is E? F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago. Eeverybody turns around looking for E.B: Look! there he is! (pointing )C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog.D: I know he likes dogs.F: but that dog looks mean.A: we’d better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog.Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back!B: Oh my god! He is bleeding!D: The dog bit him!F: Hurry up!Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning)ALL: (to E)are you all right? E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning) A: let’s call for help! All: help! Help! They can not find any help nearby. B: Let me carry him to the hospital. All: let’s go! B picks up E and carries him on his back.They walk to the hospital.