勿忘归途
The Advantage of AlcoholIn order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol,soon the bug died. The teacher asked a student,"what does this show?"The student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol."酒的好处为了证明酒精对生物的危害，老师把一只虫子放入装有酒精的杯子里，虫子很快就死了。老师问一个学生：“这说明了什么?”学生答道：“说明人多喝酒，就不会长虫子。”3.Exchange the Tortoise for the WolfTeacher:Some students are becoming arrogant.Do you remember the story about race between the hare and the tortoise?Now,Xiaoming,will you please tell us why the hare was defeated by the tortoise?Xiaoming:Because the hare fell asleep.Teacher:Absolutely right!What should we do so that the hare won't fall asleep?Xiaoming:Exchange the tortoise for the wolf.
食客小冬
1 The Korean War Is OverMy husband's brother-in-law, Joseph, an American real estate agent, came to China for a short visit to our city．To show hospitality at the welcoming dinner party, Mr．Sun, the host, entertained Joseph with Chinese wine, saying,“According to our custom, a brother in-law coming to his wife's native country for the first time must drink three cups of wine.” Joseph declined the offer by saying,“Thank you, but I can't drink even one drop．”“Then our dinner won't be over without your drinking at least one cup,”insisted Mr. sun.To this, Joseph responded,“The Korean War is over. Don't attack the Americans any more.”朝鲜战争结束了我丈夫的妹夫约瑟夫是美国一家房地产代理，他到中国后，来我们城市进行短期访问。在为他举行的欢迎宴会上，热情好客的孙先生为客人斟满中国酒说：“按照我们的风俗，妹夫首次到妻子的祖国来必须连干三杯。”约瑟夫谢绝说：“谢谢，我甚至连一滴都不会喝。”“如果是那样的话，您至少喝一杯，否则，我们的欢迎宴会就无法结束。”孙先生坚持说。听到这话，约瑟夫回答说：“朝鲜战争结束了，别再攻击美国人了。”
