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初中英语故事笑话
笑话总会让人会心一笑，让我们忘记烦恼。以下是短故事英语笑话，欢迎阅览!
1. Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我现在要回家了。
2. What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。
3. What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?
A coin!
硬币。
4. What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?
A needle.
针。
