故事谜英语

英语故事： A milkmaid was going to the market.She carried her milk in a pail on her head. As she went along she began calculating what she would buy after she had sold the milk. "I'll buy a new dress, and when i go to the ball,all the young men will dance with me!" As she spoke she tossed her head back.the pail immediately fell off her head,and all the milk was spolt. The girl went back without anything.she felt very sad."ah,my child,"said her mother. "do not count your chickens before they are batched 送牛奶的女孩和她的桶 一个送牛乃的女孩去市场。她手里拎着一桶奶。 在她进去时候，她考虑到：卖了奶，她该买什么呢？ “我要买条新裙子，然后去参加误会，年轻的先生们将全和我跳舞。” 说着说着，她摇了摇头。提桶从手中打翻，牛奶全洒了。 女孩什么都没买就回去了。她觉得很沮丧。“啊，我的孩子，”她的妈妈说，“不要过于乐观。”笑话：Two roaches having a discussion Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines." "Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!" 1.what month do soldiers hate 2.what kind of dog doesnot bite or bark 3.what is the smallest room in the world 4.what kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy 答案：1.March 3月 (March有行军的意思) 2.Hot dog(热狗) 3.Mushroom.(蘑菇最小) 4.fresh water(淡水)

1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。" DID YOUR DAD... 2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!" 汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!" 吉姆说:"你妈妈能!" 附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点. 3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!" 汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!" 吉姆说:"你妈妈能!" 附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点. 4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟." 5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.” 一盒小火柴 妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？” “是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。” 6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing! 开车 父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。 苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。 7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered. “You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?” “She is the one who sells the candy.” 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” 8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?” “A kid bit me,”replied Ivan. “Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother. “I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.” 他的耳朵在我的衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。” 9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"

1.What will you break once you say it?

(什么东西一说出来就打破?)

2.Will liars be honest after they die?

(骗子死了之后会诚实吗?)

3.What always goes up and never goes down?

(什么东西只升不降?)

4.Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?

(男孩为什么让他的.狗坐在阳光下?)

5.Why can a bride hide nothing?

(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住?)

6.Why is the library the highest building?

(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物?)

7.What is the smallest bridge in the world?

(世界上最小的桥梁是什么?)

8.What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?

(北极与南极的区别是什么?)

9.What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory?

(淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作?)

10.What bird lifts heavy things?

(什么鸟能举起重物?)

11.A ship can contain only fifty persons.Now there is alreadyforty-nine person in it.At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship.The shipsinks.Why?

(有一艘船只能容纳50人,现在已有49人.这时一位孕妇上了船,船就沉了.为什么?)

12.What's the poorest bank in the world?

(世界的最贫穷的银行是什么?)

13.What month do soldiers hate?

(军人憎恨什么月?)

答案：

1.Silence.

(沉默)

2.No,they won’t.They lie still after they die.

(他们依旧撒谎.Lie still 躺着不动,依旧撒谎.)

3.Your age.

(你的年龄)

4.He wants to have a hot dog.

(他想要一条热狗.)

5.Because someone will give her away.

(因为有人会揭发她.Give away 揭发,在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)

6.It has the most stories.

(它的楼层最多.Story 故事,楼层)

7.The bridge of a nose.

(鼻梁)

8.A whole world.

(整个世界.a world of difference 天壤之别)

9.They want to make faces.

(make face 做鬼脸,做钟表面)

10.Crane.

(鹤.Crane鹤,举重机)

11.Because is a pigboat.

(那是潜水艇.pigboat,潜水艇)

12.The river bank.

(河岸.)

13.March.

(行军.)

1.What key can run itself?

什么钥匙自己会跑?

——Monkey. (猴)

2.What is the most difficult key to turn?

什么钥匙最难拧?

——Donkey. (驴)

3.My name start with a C and end with an L. I live in the desert, a hard place to live. I can carry people and their goods .

What am I?

我的名字以字母C开头，字母L结束，我住在沙漠里，一个很难居住的地方，我可以运送人和货物，我是谁?

——Camel. (骆驼)

4.I'm almost white, but the fur of my ears, eye pits are black. I live in the wild forests,I like eating bamboos! Who am I ?

我几乎是白的，但耳朵、眼窝是黑的。我生活在森林里，喜欢吃竹子。我是谁? (Panda 熊猫)

1:What two words have the most letters in it? (post office )

什么地方有最多的信?两个词的。--------邮局

2:What has arms but can't hug? ( clock )

什么东西有胳膊但是不能拥抱?----钟表

3:What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?( river)

什么东西能跑但从来不走，有嘴却从不说话，有生命(头)确从不流泪，有床确从不睡觉-----河流

简单的英语小谜语[2]

What is higher without a head than with a head? 什么东西在时候比没有的时候要比头要高?

[答案]a pillow(枕头)

What is dark but made by light? 什么是黑暗的却是由光造的?[答 案]a shadow(影子)

What a room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?什么屋子没墙没门没窗户也没地板?

[答 案]a mushroom(蘑菇)

What person tried to make you smile most of the time? 什么人大多时候会命令你笑?

[答案]a photographer(摄影师)

What has feet but no leg , a face but no eyes, tells but not talk? 什么东西有步没脚，有脸没耳，不说话就能告诉你信息?

[答 案]a clock(钟)

What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty? 什么东西黑的时候是干净的，白的时候是脏的?

[答 案]a blackboard(黑板)

What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks? 什么东西有床不能睡，有口不说话?

[答 案]a river(河)

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of? 什么事情进去容易出来难?

[答 案]trouble(麻烦)