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龟兔赛跑英语小品The Adapt of The Rabbit And The TurtleRabbit: I’m Rabbit. I have two long ears. I can jump on the grass. I like carrots.Turtle: I’m Turtle. I have four short legs. I can climb.Rabbit: Hi, Mr. Turtle. How are you?Turtle: Fine, thanks. And you?Rabbit: I’m fine, thanks. Let’s play football.Turtle: Ok!(第二幕)Monkey: Hi! What are you doing?Turtle: We are playing football.Monkey: Listen, I have an idea. Rabbit: What?Monkey: You can have a race.Turtle: Great!Monkey: Look! There is a tall tree over there. Who can get there first?Rabbit: OK!Monkey: Ready? Go!Bird: I’m Bird. I can fly in the sky. Oh! My wing! I hurt my wing. I can’t fly. Help! Help!Rabbit: What’s wrong with you?Bird: Mr. Rabbit. I hurt my wing. I can’t fly.Rabbit: Let me help you. Let’s go home toghter.Bird: All right. Thank you very much.Rabbit: My pleaure.Monkey: Hi! Mr. Turtle. You’re No. 1.Turtle: Great! Er… but where’s Rabbit? His legs are long. He can run faster than me.Monkey: Where’s Rabbit?Rabbit: I’m here. I’m here.Turtle: What’s the matter?Bird: Hi, everyone. Rabbit is nice. He helped me….Monkey: Oh! You’re so nice.Turtle: You’re nice,Mr. Rabbit. You should be No.1.Rabbit: Thank you!
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搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modernmobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What do you want?
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网上找的的 《老友记》很适合学英语。 《阿甘正传》也不错。 下面的是我帮你找的。 A Beautiful Mind（美丽心灵） A League of Their Own（红粉联盟） Almost Famous（成名在望） American Beauty（美国丽人） American Graffiti（美国风情画） American Pie（美国派） American Splendor（美国奇观） Amistad（断锁怒潮、勇者无惧） Analyze This（老大靠边闪） Animal House（动物屋） Apollo 13（阿波罗13） Awakenings（无语问苍天） Best In Show（最佳表演） Blazing Saddles（灼热的马鞍） Bonnie and Clyde（邦妮和克莱德） Bowling for Columbine（科伦拜恩的保龄） Cabaret（歌厅） Casablanca（北非谍影） Cast Away（荒岛余生） Dead Poet's Society（死亡诗社） Dr. Strangelove（奇爱博士） Dumb And Dumber（阿呆与阿瓜） Elf（圣诞精灵） Erin Brokovich（永不妥协） Fargo（冰血暴） Forrest Gump（阿甘正传） Good Will Hunting（心灵捕手） Groundhog Day（偷天情缘） Harold and Maude（哈诺德与莫德） House of Sand and Fog（尘雾家园） In America（新美国梦） Legally Blonde（律政俏佳人） Man On The Moon（月亮上的人） Meet the Parents（非常女婿） My Big Fat Greek Wedding（我的盛大希腊婚礼） Network（荧光屏后） One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest（飞越疯人院） Paper Moon（纸月亮） philadelphia（费城） Pieces of April（四月碎片） Rain Man（雨人） Risky Business（乖仔也疯狂） Saved（被拯救者） Shrek（怪物史莱克） Sleepless in Seattle（西雅图不眠夜） Stand By Me（伴我同行） Take the Money and Run（傻瓜入狱记） The Fugitive（亡命天涯） The Good Girl（麦田守望的女孩） The Graduate（毕业生） The Incredibles（超人特攻队） The Manchurian Candidate（谍影迷魂） The Nutty Professor（肥佬教授） The Sixth Sense（灵异第六感） The Station Agent（心灵驿站） The Tao Of Steve（追女至尊） The Truman Show（楚门的世界） The Truth About Cats and Dogs（爱情叩应） The Wizard of Oz（绿野仙踪） Thirteen（十三岁） Titanic（泰坦尼克号） To Kill a Mockingbird（杀死一只知更鸟） Unforgiven（不可饶恕） Wag the Dog（摇尾狗、作大英雄） Wall Street（华尔街） When Harry Met Sally（当哈里遇见萨莉） Witness（证人） You Can Count on Me(诚信无价、请再靠紧我)
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看看这个怎么样啊和不和你意?旁白：Good morning everyone. Now, I will tell you a story about Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare. In a very big forest, there lives many different kinds of animals, like monkeys, chicks, a Hare and an honest Tortoise. Miss Hare is very proud of her long legs and she looks down upon Mr. Tortoise. Today, near the river, an interesting thing is happening. 兔子：Hi! Mr. Tortoise. What are you doing?乌龟：Hi! Miss Hare. I am walking.兔子：Why do not you put four wheels on your feet? You will run much faster than now.乌龟：No, I would run with my feet step by step. I’m sure I can win. I could be the winner.兔子：Can what? Can run? Just like now? Ah, Ah, Ah, You are too slow. I can even walk faster than you run.乌龟：Miss Hare, You are too proud. We should have a race. I believe I can run faster than you. That means I can win the match.兔子：What? What? A race? With you? You can win? OK. OK. Look at the tall tree. Let me see who can get there first.乌龟：OK !兔子：Who will be the winner? Of course, It is me.旁白：Many animals hear about the message that Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare will have a race. They all come to the place near the river.猴子: Mr. Tortoise, Are you ill? You must know your legs are much shorter than Miss Hare’s. That is to say you would fail the race.乌龟: Don’t worry. I will try my best. I believe myself.小鸡: Oh, My God! Do not join the race, and you will not be the winner, 乌龟: You are my good friends. Please believe in me. I can win the race .猴子: Ready? Go!旁白： Miss Hare runs very fast, but Mr. Tortoise runs very slowly. A moment later, Miss Hare arrives at a small tree.兔子: Where is Mr. Tortoise? I can not see him. Oh, he is much far behind me. I think he will arrive here at least in the afternoon, Let me have a good rest.旁白： Miss Hare wants to have a rest, but after a moment, he feels a little sleepy.乌龟: How tired, but I can not give up. I must insist. I can arrive at the tall tree.兔子: Oh, It is Miss Hare. He is sleeping now. I must run faster at his sleeping time. 旁白: Miss Hare is sleeping, while Mr. Tortoise is running much faster now. Now Mr. Tortoise arrives near the tree.猴子和小鸡: Mr. Tortoise, Come on, Come on. You could be the winner!兔子: Who is making the noise? Ah? Mr. Tortoise? He will win? Oh, no. Let me catch up with him. Oh, It is too late, he is the winner, I fail the race. But I do not know why? Do you know?
