英语手抄报人物画

可以从多方面入手，要有趣味性。 提供以下资料1英语笑话一、我是单身汉 Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor." 杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的？"护士问. "有！"杰克想了想说，"我是个单身汉." 二、死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭 Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho. Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals. 妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。 丈夫：那有什么？据我调查，死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。 三、位置上的冰激凌 "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine." "Yours?Can you prove it?" "Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it." "请原谅，你占了我的位置." "你的位置？你能征明这点吗？" "能，我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌." 四、别无选择 One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?" Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?" 一天，夏娃问亚当："你当真爱我吗？" 亚当无可奈何地回答："我还有的选择吗？" 五、总是口渴 Always Thirsty "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!" 总感到口渴 一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。” “真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？” “不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”2英语谚语 1. Pain past is pleasure.无论多么艰难一定要咬牙冲过去，将来回忆起来一定甜蜜无比。2. While there is life, there is hope.有生命就有希望/留得青山在，不怕没柴烧。3. Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.脑中有知识，胜过手中有金钱。4. Storms make trees take deeper roots.风暴使树木深深扎根。/感激敌人，感激挫折！5. Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.心之所愿，无所不成。/坚持一个信念就一定会成功。6. The shortest answer is doing.最简单的回答就是干。7. All things are difficult before they are easy.凡事必先难后易。/放弃投机取巧的幻想。8. Great hopes make great man. 伟大的理想造就伟大的人。9. God helps those who help themselves.天助自助者。12. East or west, home is best.东好西好，还是家里最好。13. Two heads are better than one.三个臭皮匠，顶个诸