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Interesting Things at College We all are very aware of the fact that college students work hard, dedicate themselves, and find little time for relaxation. Many use their extra time to work outside of college or perhaps enjoy a sporting event or two. Every place has a bit of humor attached to it or our existence would be very boring. College students find that humor really lights up once in awhile perhaps in an announcement or by a lecture by one of the teachers. In any case we thought that it might prove to be interesting to put out a bit of humor that some of the college students have encountered over the years. Please still laugh even if you heard these jokes before, ha, ha, my boss might be listening. Every year the Dean address’s the freshmen class about the dormitory rules. The rules are simply put guys stay out of the girl’s dorm and girls stay out of the guy’s dorm. This year the Dean added that the facility had decided to fine anyone who breaks the rule. The first offense he stated will cost you $25, the second offense will cost you $50 and the third time will cost you a much heftier fine of $200. Then he ended by asking if there were any questions? One of the boys piped up, “How much for a season pass?” At that the Dean realized the fining would not be appropriate. Next we are going to go to one of the favorite places that normally everyone attends on campus beside the cafeteria it is the Computer Lab. Now the Computer Lab can be very scary and intimidating for those of us who are not very computer savvy. Those who are familiar with the surroundings using the lab on a day to day basis are apt to poke fun or become annoying just distract or cause us to lose computer time. Computer Lab Annoying Tips Type very frantically, then stop, and look at the person next to you with an evil glean in your eye. Complain to the monitor on duty that your computer will not work, but make sure that it is turned off first. Why not connect each computer to a different screen than the one it’s set up with to find out the expressions on the faces of others. You can write a program that plays the theme song of one of the old TV programs like Green Acres and play it over and over at a very high volume. One of the most frightening things to the person next to you is to ask them if they know how to type into the top secret files at the Pentagon. Then tell them you do can you use their terminal for a while. These are really corny ways to be annoying but some people find that just reading them makes a person laugh.
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Winston.Churchill is the world-famous political leader.He is being British Prime Minister the period,one time,his political Madame match Astor said to him:” if I am your madame,I certainly will admit the medicine in yours coffee.”Qiu Gill has listened,smiled was saying:” if I am your husband,I certainly will drink this coffee 丘吉尔的故事 温斯顿．邱吉尔是世界著名的政治领袖．他在担任英国首相期间,一次,他 的政治 对手阿斯特夫人对他说：”如果我是您夫人,我一定会在您的咖啡里放进 药．”邱 吉尔听了,笑着说：”如果我是您丈夫,我一定会把这杯咖啡喝下去． Mark Twain was a famous American writer.He wrote many stories and many of them were funny stories.These stories are still read by many people all over the world.Besides writing,he also liked hunting and fishing very much,so one year he went to Maine for a holiday and spent three very pleasant weeks in the woods there.When he had to go back home,he drove to the station with his baggage.There he asked a porter to put it into the train.Then he got into the smoking car and sat down in one of the comfortable seats there.The car was empty when he got in,but a few minutes later,another man got in and sat down on the seat opposite his.Mark Twain looked at the man and thought that this man looked quite unpleasant.However,it would be impolite to say nothing in that situation,so he said good morning to the man,and they began to talk.First they talked about the weather and then they talked about Maine.The stranger said,"We have some beautiful woods in Maine.It would be a pity to come to Maine without spending some time there.I suppose you have been in our woods,haven't you?" "Yes,I have," answered Mark Twain."I've just spent three weeks there and I had a very good time,too.And let me tell you something.Although fishing isn't allowed in Maine at this season,I've got two hundred pounds of beautiful fish with my baggage in this train.I like to eat fish,so I packed it in ice to take it home with me.May I ask who you are,sir?" The stranger looked at Mark Twain for several seconds and then answered,"I'm a police officer.My job is to catch people who hunt and fish during the wrong seasons.And who are you?" Mark Twain was surprised and frightened when he heard this.He thought quickly and then answered,"Well,I'll tell you,sir.I'm the man who tells the biggest lies in America."
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写作思路：根据题目要求，以介绍暑假生活作为主题，先描写暑假生活去了农村，接着介绍帮孩子做功课，最后围绕暑假生活展开描写。
This summer vacation is very happy. I went to the countryside for my summer vacation.
今年的暑假生活非常愉快。我去农村过暑假。
It's very beautiful there. There are green plants, clear rivers, lovely animals and kind people.
那里非常漂亮。有绿色的植物，清澈的小河，可爱的动物的善良的人们。
It took me two weeks to do some farm work for my grandfather.
我花了两周中我帮爷爷干了些农活。
Every day I write down what happened in my diary.
每天我在日记中记下所发生的事情。
In addition, I help my neighbor's children with their homework.
除此之外，我还帮助邻居家的孩子做功课。
I help them read English and improve their spoken English.
我帮他们读英语提高自己的英语口语。
Their parents are very grateful to me for that.
他们的父母为此很感激我。
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