nono521521
“江山一笼统，井上黑窟窿。黄狗身上白，白狗身上肿。” 据说，这是唐代一名叫张打油所写的歪诗。因其用词俚俗浅白，以后凡是类似的歪诗，都统称为打油诗。 打油诗还具有世界性。英语里面也有这种用词俚俗浅白的歪诗，叫limerick，姑且也叫英语打油诗吧。 英语打油诗还有严格的格律押韵标准。它必须是五行诗，第一行，第二行和第五行不能少于八到九个音节，而且必须同押一个韵。第三行和第四行音节少一些，同押另一个韵。即： AABBA。举个例子： There once was a barber named Ware Who was sadly allergic to hair, When customers called, Unless they were bald, He would sneeze them right out of the chair. 上面的Ware, hair 和chair 同押一韵，called 和bald另押一韵。 英语打油诗的第一行一般都介绍某一个人及其出生地或原居地。最早的打油诗的第五行一般都是重复第一行，但现在已不多见。相反，最后一行多半用来表现一种转折或意外，造成一种喜剧效果。如： There was a young lady named Flo Who was padded from top-knot to toe. She was hit by a truck, Which was very poor luck------ She’s still bouncing as far as we know. 有个女孩叫福楼 浑身包的象皮球 不巧被车撞个着 一直不停蹦蹦跳 这种简单的英语打油诗具有风趣幽默的特点，且朗朗上口，可以让初学英语的儿童当儿歌一样诵唱。对英语诗歌有兴趣者也可以学着写打油诗，练习押韵和格律的用法。对诗歌翻译有兴趣者，也可以先从英语打油诗入手，寓学于乐，一举两得。
格子女77
1.一个中国人在英国目睹了一起车祸，由于他是唯一目击者所以警察只能询问英语水平并不高的他，回答如下 One car come one car go,Two car Dongdong(咚咚）One car die2.Chengdu，an ancient city of ancient China/Is called the KingdomofHeaven/A heaven to be deeply understood/A heaven ofvariousfood/Its got crunchy snacks/As well as spicy hot-pots/Whyits sohard for me/To put my comments all in words/Tke a pieceofLongchaoshou or Zhong Shuijiao/Theyll leave you anunforgettabletaste/As for Fuqifeipian and Dandanmian/……MapodoufuandHuiguorou/With time their names grow/Plus a Shuizhuyu, slicedfishin spicy sauce/ who can live without Sichuan food even hejusttastes it once！译文：中国有个成都，号称天府之国。目光所及之处，美食琳琅满目。小吃回味悠长，火锅麻辣鲜香，川菜百味齐备，片语难以概全。龙抄手、钟水饺，吃后满嘴香飘绕。夫妻肺片、担担面，随处想吃随处买……最后拿出看家菜，麻婆豆腐、回锅肉，外加一盘水煮鱼，宁愿一辈子沉醉在川菜王国里！3.WOMEN by Marvin Yip. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing If you don't, you are not understanding If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' If you don't you are half a man If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't , she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls' If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN' So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable "O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN" 吻她吧，不够君子 不吻吧，不象汉子 夸她吧，说你欺骗 不夸吧，嫌你笨蛋 顺她吧，你气管炎 不顺吧，解人不善 太浪漫，疑你老练 太规矩，你抻不展 常看她，招她厌烦 少去点，怨你猎艳 穿得好，说你花心 邋遢些，缺个心眼 吃醋吧，你太狭隘 大度点，说你不爱 求欢吧，不够尊重 安分呢，不够爱宠 你晚了，她等得烦 她晚了，女孩特权 你访友，是你堕落 她聚会，天性其乐 少亲她，你太冷淡 老亲她，便宜你占 过街不管，道德有缺憾 领着她走，男人耍手段 你看别人，是挑逗风情 别人看她，是仰慕佳艳 你要说话，她让你听着 洗耳恭听，她逼你开言 上帝啊！ 为何拆我骨头造女人 简简繁繁 怯怯炎炎 我晕头转向 我魂萦梦牵 求你告我怎么办！
最爱的mango
There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he's a college professor. There once was a lady, Ilene, Who liver on distilled kerosene, But she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon and since then she'd never benzene There once was a lady from Hyde, Who ate a green apple and died, While her lover lamented, The apple fermented, and made cider inside her inside. There was a young lady one fall Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball. The dress caught fire And burned her entire Front page, sporting section and all. There was an old man of Philly, Who was hooked on the movie Free Willy. He quit his job at the jail, for a dolphin and whale, And so was the life of Wee Willy. A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud Who was frightened and screamed very loud Then a happy thought hit her To scare off the critter She sat up in bed and just meowed There once was a old man from Norway - who cussed as he sat in a doorway- the door smacked him flat- and he yelled "what was that"? that disgruntled old man from Norway! There was a fat turkey named Sam, Who gobbled whenever he ran. He came out of the bush, Presenting his tush, And was shot up the arse by a man.
爱美食的飘飘
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass and flowers too.If ran makes all things beautiful.Why doesn't it rain on you？
