英文幽默短句

Thank you very much. 三颗药喂你妈吃。Teeth brush. 兔子不拉屎。big meter 大米small meter 小米

love for ever ,but never come ture!! why?

史上最强中国式英语，英国人看不懂的we tow who and who 咱俩谁跟谁啊how aer you?how oid are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see .你有种，我要个你点颜色瞧瞧．you me you me.彼此彼此．know is know,noknow is no know.知之为知之，不知为不知．watch sister.表妹