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妈妈让五岁的爱丽去问候邻居老乔Old Joe，一个八十多岁的老爷爷：Go to ask how Old Joe is, Ally.爱丽哭着回来，妈妈问她怎么回事，爱丽哭着说：He is angry. He said it's none of my business when I asked him“How old are you?”
武汉碧海蓝天
1.On Sunday they pray for you and on Monday prey on you. 星期天他们为你祈祷，星期一他们却向你榨取。 2.Seven days without water makes one weak (week). 七天不喝水，虚的拉不动腿。3.Why is an empty purse always the same? Because there is never any change in it. 钱包为什么老是瘪的？ 因为它里面从来就没有零钱。4.We eat what we can and what we can’t we can. 我们能吃的就吃，不能吃的就做成罐头。5.A professor tapped on his desk and shouted: “Gentlemen ,order!” The entire class yelled “Beer!” 一位教授敲着桌子喊道：“先生们，安静！”全班同学异口同声地喊“啤酒”。6.A little boy came up to his mother. “Ma,” he said, “I have some to tell you. My teacher kissed me.” “Well, were you a good boy and did you kiss her back?” “Of course not!” he denied indignantly, “I kissed her face.” 小男孩来到身边，说：“妈，跟你说件事，老师吻了我。” “那好啊，乖孩子，你也吻她了吗？” “当然没有！”他气气冲冲地否认道，“我吻她脸了。”7.Why is a river so rich?为什么一条河流如此富有？Because it has two banks.因为它有两个岸边（银行）。8.Why do carpenters reasonably believe that there isn’t such a thing as stone?为什么木匠们总认为没有像石头一样硬的东西？Because they never saw it.因为他们从来没有见（锯）过这样的东西。9.Why can you never expect a fisherman to be generous?为什么你不应该指望渔夫慷慨？Because his business makes him sell fish.因为他的行当使他卖鱼（自私）。10.What is the strongest day of the week?每周最强大的日子是哪天？It’s Sunday, because the other days are weekdays.星期天，因为其它的日子都是工作日（弱小的日子）。
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