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有两个，不过不是一人演的，其实双人剧也不错，但愿对你有用！(梁山伯与祝英台)Shan Po Liang & Ying Tai ChuCastDirector: Vice-director: Shan Po: Ying Tai: Yin Shin: Su Chiu: Chu’s father: Teacher: Student 1: Student 2: Student 3: Student 4: Fly 1: Fly 2: Stage background1. The Chu’s house (一信) 2.School (一爱) 3.The Great Wall (一孝) 4. Flies (一义)Scene One In the Chu’s houseLong, long ago, in ancient times, there was a beautiful story about love named Liang Shan Po and Chu Ying Tai. The story began in the Chu’s family.Yin Shin：『Oh, no！My lord! The young lady shut herself in the room, eating nothing at all. What can I do？』Chu’s father：『This is impossible！There is no example before.』Ying Tai: 『Wow….！ If you don’t let me go to school, I will kill myself.』 (Ying Tai was behind the stage and cried loudly.)Chu’s father：『Uh~~~~~~All right！All right！Yin Shin, call the young lady out and I will promise her to go to school.』Ying Tai：(Ying Tai was coming out.) 『Daddy！Are you sure？That is so great！』Chu’s father：『Yin Shin, go with your lady and take care of her. OK？』(Therefore, they went for a trip. It was the unexpected that always happened. ) Scene TwoAt schoolShan Po and Ying Tai met each other in Lin-Yuan Senior High School.Su Chiu：『Hey, you guys are new here?』Ying Tai：『Oh! Yah, yah.』 Su Chiu：『Great. My name is Su Chiu.』Ying Tai：『”Su Chiu”, good name. My name is Ying Tai.』Yin Shin：『And my name is Jay…….Jay……Jay Chou (周杰伦).』(Music.)Ying Tai：『Yes, Jay Chou. You know, the very famous singer. However, they happen to have the same name.』Su Chiu ：『Ah~Ha, ha!』Ying Tai and Yin Shin：『Ha, ha. Buddy, buddy』(There San Po came.) Su Chiu：『My lord！I got two new friends.』 (to Ying Tai and Yin Shin)San Po：『Nice to meet you.』(Shake hands with Ying Tai and Yin Shin.)(As San Po and Ying Tai shook hands, they felt the heart of each other and suddenly fainted.)Ying Tai and San Po：『Oh, my goodness！』(The bell rang. All people went into the classroom.)(At this time the teacher was entering the classroom.)Teacher：『Well……Even though everybody come to this school, I hope everyone has to work hard to achieve success, acquire fame and glorify your forbears, you know？OK！At first, we are talking about the greatest poet- Li Po today. First, let’s look at his poem “In the Quiet Night” and repeat after me. (Every student followed the teacher reading the poem.) “So bright a gleam on the foot of my bed--Could there have been a frost already?Lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight.Sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home.”Then, I ask all of you to hand in the report about Li Po tomorrow.』Scene ThreeIn the dormitoryIn the dormitory, Ying Tai and Shan Po started their first love accidentally. However, unfortunately, Chu’s father found the secret.Shan Po：『Ying Tai, I am so proud of studying in Lin-Yuan Senior High School. And you？ Why are you here to study？I think your background is good. You can hire a teacher to teach you at home, and don’t necessarily come to school .』Ying Tai：『I ~~~, in fact , I want to get a lot of knowledge from school, so I go out to see the world.』(Suddenly, Ying Tai felt a little uncomfortable and dizzy.)Shan Po：『Ying Tai, What’s wrong with you？Are you OK？』Ying Tai：『Well……nothing.』Shan Po：『 You look like catching a cold. Let me see.』(He touched Ying Tai’s forehead.) Ying Tai：『Oh！Don’t worry.』Shan Po：『You look so bad.』Ying Tai：『That’s OK.』(Shan Po helped Ying Tai take the temperature. They pulled and dragged each other in a mess, but they didn’t pay attention to the person who stood at the door at all.)Yin Shin：『Young master！Here comes your father.』Chu’s father：『Ying Tai, what on earth are you doing？』Ying Tai：(Turn to the door slowly.)『Daddy, you……Why are you here？』Shan Po：『Ying Tai, Isn’t he……？』Ying Tai：(She did not take notice of Shan Po, running after her father.)『Dad！』Yin Shin：『Wait for me . . . . . . . . . 』Scene FourIn the dormitory Chu’s father was sitting on the chair and looked terribly angry. Ying Tai walked to him quietly.)Ying Tai：『Dad……』Chu’s father：『Stop talking！Yin Shin！Help Ying Tai to pack her baggage.』Yin Shin：『My lord, the situation you saw was Shan Po helped lady to take temperature to see whether she caught a cold or not. There is nothing to scold her.』Chu’s father：『Nonsense. I will take you all home.』( Ying Tai disappeared next morning. Shan Po couldn’t find Ying Tai ,and then asked their teacher.)Shan Po：『Teacher, where is Ying Tai going?』 Teacher：『He had gone home with his father.』Shan Po：『Home ?! Why? Will he come back?』Teacher ：『You should ask him by yourself …alas！』Scene FiveIn the Chu’s houseShan Po：(He went into the house and saw Ying Tai watering flowers.)『Excuse me , is Ying Tai home ?』Ying Tai ：(Stunning a moment , her utensil dropped) 『Ouch ~！』Shan Po：(Uphold her)『Are you fine ? Uh … I have ever seen you！』Ying Tai ：『No ,no …it’s impossible！』(Chu’s father appeared suddenly and met the scene again.)Chu’s father：『Why are you here ?』 Shan Po：『I want to see Ying Tai , may I … ?』Chu’s father：『He is not home now , you should go back！』Ying Tai：Dad …(low-keyed)(Deadlocking a while, then Shan Po spoke suddenly.)Shan Po：『Really …？？You are Ying Tai ?！』Chu’s father：『Somebody takes him out！！』Shan Po：『Please don’t take me out. I want to find the truth.』(Chu’s father pulled Ying Tai into the house.)Su Chiu：『What on earth happened ?』Yin Shin：『That’s LOVE！』Shan Po：『I don’t know what you are talking about ! It has nothing to do with LOVE .』Yin Shin：『I don’t think so . If …he is a real girl?』Shan Po and Su Chiu ：『Girl ?!!!』Yin Shin：『Yeah , Mr. Liang, do you like her ?』 Shan Po：(Started meditating)『Let me see …』Yin Shin：『Shan Po . . . . . . 』(Then Ying Tai returned and Shan Po met him . )Shan Po：『Ying Tai … We are good friends , aren’t we ?』Ying Tai：『Yes , what’s up ?』Shan Po：『Tell me the truth ! Do you hide the truth to me?』Ying Tai：『What … ?！』(Started to be tense.)Shan Po：『Are you a girl ? Tell me the truth！』Ying Tai：『Don’t be kidding!』Shan Po：(Grasped Ying Tai)『You are a girl , right ?Why don’t you tell me until now ?!』Ying Tai：『How did you realize that … ?』 Shan Po：『I love you . Ying Tai …』Ying Tai：『Shan Po …』(Said with a blush)Scene SixThe news, Ying Tai was a girl, spread around the school very soon.Chu’s father：『Oh，too bad！ Everybody all knows Ying Tai is a girl now. I have to come to her aid. Ying Tai has to get married with Wen Tsai Ma.』(He looked very worried.)(In Chu’s house)Yin Shin：『My lady，my lady！It is too bad！』(Yin Shin pushed the door, seeing Ying Tai take an electric clap 【Dian Wen Pai】to clap flies. Besides，Shan Po was also in the house running after Ying Tai.)Ying Tai：『Yin Shin，what’s wrong？ Come on，let’s play together！』(Still ran after flies.)Shan Po：『Come on. Yin Shin，let’s play together！』Yin Shin：『My lady，stop playing！Master will marry you to Wen Tsai Ma！』Ying Tai：『What？』(They looked at each other.)Yin Shin：『Hurry up！You run away！』Shan Po：『Yes. We do it together！』Ying Tai：『OK！Let’s go.』(Shan Po was so hurried that he touched the electric clap【Dian Wen Pai】.)Shan Po：『Oh，no！』Ying Tai：『Shan Po，what’s wrong with you？』(Shan Po was died in the accident.)Scene SevenAfter ten years(In the Great Wall)(Ying Tai washes her face with tears every day. She watched the desert that stretch far beyond the horizon，and thought back that happy days with Shan Po. She couldn’t forget up to new. And she cried out loudly.)Ying Tai：『Shan Po…………！』(The Great Wall was tottering and collapsing at this time. Then the Great Wall pressed Ying Tai，and Ying Tai was dead. Finally, there were two flies flying around. ) --- Written by 二爱The End英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王 英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王The man wants to kill the king 旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home…… This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.第一幕：Conspire(密谋)太子丹（上，叹气）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。 Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?阿三：（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm,please!Let me see!（盘坐在地。两手在头上画画如一休）（旁外音：当当当，砰！！）（阿三起）Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~（作杀状）Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ （淫笑）太子与阿三作流口水状.太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent?阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.第二幕：tournament (比武)西门吹雪（上台，摆出一幅酷式，手一张，一条纸带随风而下）西 门 吹 雪（Xi Men Chui Xue）身高：190cmHeight: 190cm 最爱干的事情：聊qqFavorite doing: chatting 战斗力：无限War power: endless 最爱的颜色：黑色Favorite color: black 武器：长剑Weaponry: long sword 最爱喝的饮料：啤酒Favorite drinks: beer血型：OType of blood: O 最崇拜的人：小燕子，毛泽东Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.荆轲（抖嗦而上）站在一边，不敢出大气。旁白：Competition begins. 荆轲（带剑冲向西门吹雪，半途停住）Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?西门吹雪：Just come on.荆轲：（又冲，停在西门吹雪面前）Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story?西门吹雪：（不耐烦）what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?荆轲（环视四周见无一人，便跪在西门吹雪面前，大哭）My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please!西门吹雪（大怒）I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life. (举剑刺向荆轲，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?荆轲：T-o-i-l-e-t-? 西门吹雪：WC.荆轲：W-C-?西门吹雪：（急）茅厕！！Are you happy to hear such rude words?荆轲：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.西门吹雪下。太子丹与阿三上，看见荆轲，大吃一惊，太子丹给阿三一个眼色，阿三会意。走至荆轲前。阿三: What’s your name, please? Hero.荆轲不屑一顾。太子丹（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：宁 在 花 下 死， 作 鬼 也 风 流。Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost. ——快活魔王荆轲是也 Happy prince of the gost太子丹（抱拳）：How do you do 荆柯：How do you do.荆柯突欲走，太子丹给阿三一个眼色。阿三：Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。太子丹：You can gain a lot of things.荆柯欲走又止。太子丹(从衣兜里掏出一张卡片): Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero.荆柯正准备拿，但马上又止，转身又欲走太子丹（慌了）：I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang!旁白：“大世界”响起有一妖艳女子走上（男扮女装），走到荆柯面前，给荆柯抛了一个眉眼。荆柯两眼发直。太子丹与阿三（击掌）Yeah!荆柯（站直，厉声道）：Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this lady……太子丹：No problem.第三幕：Say goodbye in Yishui River(易水别)荆珂挽着那女子，太子丹在后，阿三一手拿着地图，一手拿着人头上。 阿三：We have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Please just stop here. Goodbye.太子丹：Hero, Let me see you off a little further 荆珂：What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me太子丹：Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and the head of Fan Yuqi, so as to get trust of the king荆珂（接过头，扔在一边。太子丹，阿三下，荆珂猛抱住妻子）：How can I express my feeling now? I don’t want to leave because I love you. Once I think I will kill Yingzheng . I can’t help rushing into W.C. you known. I don’t want to go. I don’t want to go.妻子：Don’t worry. Do you still love me?荆珂：Sure. I love you just like the mouse likes the rice. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, more than the whole world. You are the one I first kissed, and I hope you will be the last one.妻子：Well. If you are still loving me. You should not make me sad Stand up like a man. Don’t be fearful. I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂：You must wait for me. 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，旁白：”I will be right here waiting for you” 响起荆珂上船，渐渐远去，（歌落）妻子：Hey！ You want to come back, use your pig head, if you come back, the assurance that I bought about you will no use. Go to your doom. Never come back. (下)第四幕：murdering (刺秦).一大臣跑在前，一大臣紧随其后，跑了一圈，便上气不接下气。大臣甲（掏出手机一看）：Hey, bad luck. I am late. The bonus of this month has been lost. 大臣乙：I am tired. I had been chatting on QQ until 1 o’ clock last night.大臣乙（看了一下大臣甲）：Good. Good. Your skin is fine.大臣甲：I use “ Da Bao” everyday.大臣乙：I have heart the emperor of Yan again give our king some good things. Be quick, to have a look. 大臣甲：Come on秦王上座，两个大臣各坐一边。卫兵丙：“Can we begin？”秦王“begin”卫兵丙：“Let the people of Yan， Jingke come in”荆柯上。跪下，吓得直发抖。秦王：“Jingke. What’s wrong with you？”荆柯：“Nothing. Nothing. May be there are lots of fleas on my body “.秦王（不烦）：What’s the good things， quickly！”荆柯献图，图穷匕首见，荆柯举刀刺秦，（旁白：Go Go Go Only Only响起）秦王摔倒，转身逃跑，其他人抱头趴在地上。两个人围着大臣兜圈，过了一会儿……大臣甲喊道：“Mr King, drink the milk quickly!”扔了一奶壶，秦王接住，咂了一下，顿时，力大无比，立刻将荆柯打倒在地。秦王:Super rubbish, how dare you kill me?荆柯:I'm sorry I'm wrong But the prince of Yan told me to。 Please forgive me!秦王：You will never live again. What would you like to say?荆柯：My lovely lady， Once there was a truest love put before my eyes ,but I didn't cherish it. Only after losing it .I found myself regretting. No pains in the world comes near this, if God Could give me another chance, I would say to the girl “I love you! “If there had to be a limit of time before the end of love. I hope it would be ten thousand years.秦王（吼道）：Soldiers carry out and put the pig head on the wall!! 第五幕：Escape（逃跑）二个卫兵拖着荆柯上，（手脚以被绑）将荆柯扔到一边。二人气喘吁吁，甲搜身。卫兵甲：Bad luck. He has no money.卫兵乙：Money?? You are joking! I have searched all his body, just two socks.卫兵甲:What?? Two socks?卫兵乙:Nothing. Nothing. (回头)Too dangerous.卫兵甲:Put the socks out.卫兵乙L极不情愿，拿出了一双大小不一的袜子卫兵甲看了看，比了比。将长的装进了自己兜里，短的扔给了卫兵乙。卫兵乙：Too brazen. (两人互看)Oh,no.It’s fair.荆柯（抬起头）：I will give you much more money if you set me free.二卫兵：Really? Where is the money?荆柯指了指脚上的绳子。二卫兵会意，解开了绳子。荆柯（站起来）：My brothers, I have a good idea. If you do it,you will get lots of money.二卫兵：Oh,please tell it to us!荆柯:You can tie another person instead of me to put to death. Only the king recognizes me but he won’t watch my death. So no one will find out the secret.二卫兵：Good idea!!(竖指)荆柯去一边的树林里，拿出两袋钱，扔给二卫兵便大步而去。二卫兵正指着钱，忽卫兵丙推自行车上。二卫兵（双目相视，大笑，同声）：Good!!两人一把抓住骑车人，只往下拉，车子扔在地上。卫兵丙：What have I done? I haven’t done anything wrong. Oh,no no!!! Have I crime?二卫兵（异口同声）：Maybe.大笑.(Yesterday once more 起)------------落幕------------1、 (梁山伯与祝英台)Shan Po Liang & Ying Tai ChuCastDirector: Vice-director: Shan Po: Ying Tai: Yin Shin: Su Chiu: Chu’s father: Teacher: Student 1: Student 2: Student 3: Student 4: Fly 1: Fly 2: Stage background1. The Chu’s house (一信) 2.School (一爱) 3.The Great Wall (一孝) 4. Flies (一义)Scene One In the Chu’s houseLong, long ago, in ancient times, there was a beautiful story about love named Liang Shan Po and Chu Ying Tai. The story began in the Chu’s family.Yin Shin：『Oh, no！My lord! The young lady shut herself in the room, eating nothing at all. What can I do？』Chu’s father：『This is impossible！There is no example before.』Ying Tai: 『Wow….！ If you don’t let me go to school, I will kill myself.』 (Ying Tai was behind the stage and cried loudly.)Chu’s father：『Uh~~~~~~All right！All right！Yin Shin, call the young lady out and I will promise her to go to school.』Ying Tai：(Ying Tai was coming out.) 『Daddy！Are you sure？That is so great！』Chu’s father：『Yin Shin, go with your lady and take care of her. OK？』(Therefore, they went for a trip. It was the unexpected that always happened. ) Scene TwoAt schoolShan Po and Ying Tai met each other in Lin-Yuan Senior High School.Su Chiu：『Hey, you guys are new here?』Ying Tai：『Oh! Yah, yah.』 Su Chiu：『Great. My name is Su Chiu.』Ying Tai：『”Su Chiu”, good name. My name is Ying Tai.』Yin Shin：『And my name is Jay…….Jay……Jay Chou (周杰伦).』(Music.)Ying Tai：『Yes, Jay Chou. You know, the very famous singer. However, they happen to have the same name.』Su Chiu ：『Ah~Ha, ha!』Ying Tai and Yin Shin：『Ha, ha. Buddy, buddy』(There San Po came.) Su Chiu：『My lord！I got two new friends.』 (to Ying Tai and Yin Shin)San Po：『Nice to meet you.』(Shake hands with Ying Tai and Yin Shin.)(As San Po and Ying Tai shook hands, they felt the heart of each other and suddenly fainted.)Ying Tai and San Po：『Oh, my goodness！』(The bell rang. All people went into the classroom.)(At this time the teacher was entering the classroom.)Teacher：『Well……Even though everybody come to this school, I hope everyone has to work hard to achieve success, acquire fame and glorify your forbears, you know？OK！At first, we are talking about the greatest poet- Li Po today. First, let’s look at his poem “In the Quiet Night” and repeat after me. (Every student followed the teacher reading the poem.) “So bright a gleam on the foot of my bed--Could there have been a frost already?Lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight.Sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home.”Then, I ask all of you to hand in the report about Li Po tomorrow.』Scene ThreeIn the dormitoryIn the dormitory, Ying Tai and Shan Po started their first love accidentally. However, unfortunately, Chu’s father found the secret.Shan Po：『Ying Tai, I am so proud of studying in Lin-Yuan Senior High School. And you？ Why are you here to study？I think your background is good. You can hire a teacher to teach you at home, and don’t necessarily come to school .』Ying Tai：『I ~~~, in fact , I want to get a lot of knowledge from school, so I go out to see the world.』(Suddenly, Ying Tai felt a little uncomfortable and dizzy.)Shan Po：『Ying Tai, What’s wron