榜样的力量
1、唱歌走调，不如狗叫。 Sing out of tune, called than dogs. 2、远看是美景，近看想报警。 Far see is beauty, looking nearly want to call the police. 3、班长班长，你的嘴巴好长。 Monitor of the class monitor, your mouth for a long. 4、我拿你当人看，你却学狗叫。 I take you when people look at, but you learn dog barks. 5、你这缺德、缺心眼脑残的主。 The wicked, you simpleton brain remnants of the Lord. 6、我从来没见过这么丑的同桌。 I have never seen such a ugly deskmate. 7、班长，今天有没打我小报告？ Monitor, gigged me today? 8、讲话就讲话呗，你能不能不BB？ You can talk just talk bai, cannot but BB? 9、别回头，哥恋的只是你的背影。 Don't look back, elder brother love is your shadow. 10、我的同桌位置居然坐了一头猪！ My deskmate position actually sit a pig! 11、老娘不发嗲，当我纯爷们啊你。 The old niang not hair dia, when I am pure the yes you. 12、你要是鲜花，牛都不敢拉粪了。 If you flowers, cow couldn't pull the dung. 13、你就是与生俱来的贱，人尽可夫。 You are born with base, people can be. 14、我不是草船，你的贱别往我这发。 I'm not grass ship, your base don't send to me. 15、你的新欢，不照样是别人的破鞋。 Your new love, so not is a whore. 16、将薪比薪想一下，算了，不想活了。 Think about it than will pay salary, calculate, don't want to live. 17、天下之大，大不过你缺的那块心眼。 Under the big, big but you lack the piece of mind's eye. 18、姐不是电视机，不要老是盯着姐看。 Elder sister is not a TV, don't always staring at the elder sister. 19、你他妈的一个废物，也配和我同桌？ You fucking a waste, but also good and my deskmate? 20、姑娘大步向前走，管他身后几条狗。 Girl striding forward, tube the dogs behind him. 21、你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉屎了。 If you flowers, cattle after all dare not move bowels. 22、今天出门吃药了呀？不叫不咬人了？ Go out to take medicine today? Don't call don't bite? 23、老师瞎了眼，居然安排我和你同桌。 The teacher blind, arrange my deskmate with you. 24、就你那怂样。嘴里吐出的都是狗牙。 Are you the new sample. Is the dog tooth mouth. 25、老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是个蛋呢。 The old niang become a swan, you or an egg? 26、昨天看了你一眼、现在眼睛还疼呢。 Yesterday saw you one eye, eyes still hurt? 27、我不骂人，因为我动手能力比较强。 I don't call names, because my ability is stronger. 28、风萧萧兮易水寒，欠了钱兮你要还！ The wind rustling xi xiao cold, owe money xi you want to also! 29、和你同桌，是我这辈子最倒霉的事。 And you sit at the same table, is the worst thing in my life. 30、老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是颗蛋呢。 The old niang become a swan, you or the egg? 31、我是没有锅，有锅我早就把你炖了！ I have a pot is no pan, I would have you stew! 32、做人不能这样，缺狗粮才知道来找我？ Don't like this, lack of dog food to just know to me? 33、拿你当人的时候，你尽量走人道好吗。 When people get you, do you try to leave either. 34、我一直不敢告诉别人，你是我的同桌。 I have been afraid to tell others, you are my deskmate. 35、喝碧生源常润茶，嗖的一下，胸没了。 Of source of drinking tea, zoom of the chest. 36、有人做了班干部之后，走路都看天了。 Someone to do the class cadre, after walking all the day. 37、作业就是作孽，多写作业就是多造孽。 Homework is commit iniquity, homework is sin. 38、听说你傍大款了，认二郎神当主人了。 I heard you alongside big style, two lang absolute being known as the host. 39、打死我也不说，你还没使美人儿计呢？ Kill me also don't say, the beauty that you haven't make meter? 40、你没有猪的形象，但是你有猪的气质。 You don't have the image of the pig, but you have the temperament of the pig. 41、我情愿站着听课，也不愿意和你同桌。 I would rather stand listening to lectures, also don't want to sit at the same table with you. 42、人家都把耳麦戴头上，我却带脖子上。 The somebody else all the headset to wear head, but I will take her neck. 43、怪只怪我太年轻，是人是狗都分不清！ Blame only blame me too young, is a person doesn't know is a dog! 44、你是进化混乱的极端例证，谢谢你啦！ You is an extreme example of evolution confusion, thank you! 45、帅有个屁用！到头来还不是被卒吃掉！ Handsome have a fart to use! In the end is not eaten by single! 46、你看看你把人雷的，真是外焦里嫩啊！ You take a look at your ray, the person is really outside the coke in tender! 47、干嘛长得那么高？害我看你还要翻白眼。 Why look so high? I also see you. 48、你也算是一朵奇葩了，是贱人中的奇葩。 You are a flower, it is the unique bitch. 49、孩子把玩具当朋友，成人把朋友当玩具。 The child took the toy when friends, adult friends as toys. 50、你复杂的五官，掩饰不了你朴素的智商。 You complex facial features, don't hide your simple IQ. 51、大叔，你的样子好棒哦，跟棒槌一个样。 Uncle, you look great, as were the same. 52、你这坨屎，赶紧站一边去，不要熏到我！ You this shit, hurriedly stand aside, don't smoke to me!!!!!!! 53、加油！总有一天你能证明自己是条狗的！ Come on! Someday you can prove that he is a dog! 54、老衲曾经回眸一笑，迷得师太神魂颠倒。 Na to laugh at, once get teacher swoon. 55、除了吞掉班会费，你这个班长还会什么？ In addition to swallow class membership dues, the monitor of the class you will be what? 56、能力就像瓜子仁，只有咬牙才能嗑出来。 Ability is like seeds, only grind teeth out. 57、当个活的东西真不容易，老得四处找点爱。 When it was not easy to live, too old to find some love all around. 58、没想打那么多年不见，你居然变得那么贱。 Didn't want to play so many years, you become so cheap. 59、最近老师养了一条狗，还是条乱咬人的狗。 Recently the teacher raises a dog, or a disorderly bite dog. 60、我们顶着爱的名义，干尽了人间肉麻之事。 Under the name of love, we did all the disgusting things on earth. 61、有娘养没娘教育的，就教你怎么捅咕人了。 Haven't niang education of a mother, will teach you how to touch people. 62、世界上没有丑女人，只有不懂PS的笨女人。 There are no ugly women, only don't understand the PS silly woman. 63、我们都知道你脸皮厚，你不用在那炫耀了。 We all know you have a thick hide, you don't have in the show. 64、大脑这种摆设，时常被心调戏得东倒西歪。 This kind of decoration, brain is often heart flirt in convulsions. 65、如果你曾歌颂黎明，那么也请你拥抱黑夜。 If you once eulogized the daybreak, then also asks you to hug the dark night. 66、男人喜欢流行的女人，不喜欢流言的女人。 Popular men like women, women don't like to gossip. 67、像你这种贱人就是明骚易躲，暗箭难防了！ A bitch like you is bright SAO is easy to hide, better an open enemy than a false friend! 68、有钱的捧个钱场，没钱的回家拿钱捧个钱场。 Rich holds a money, no money to go home to take money holds a money. 69、你打扮成这样，是对这个世界有什么不满么？ You dress up as such, it is to this world any dissatisfaction? 70、你当班长，不过是拍老师的马匹拍得好罢了。 When you monitor, but that's just pats the teacher's horses well. 71、我怎么敢碰你呢，我怕我买洗手液买穷自己。 How do I dare to touch you, I am afraid I buy hand sanitizer poor themselves.
小骨头骨头
1、你要是鲜花，牛都不敢拉粪了。 If you flowers, cow couldn't pull the dung. 2、骚是个性吗？那我承认你很个性。 SAO is personality? I admit that your very inpidual character. 3、你的新欢，不照样是别人的破鞋。 Your new love, so not is a whore. 4、你要是长的不丑还真的挺漂亮的。 If you don't ugly also really Ptty. 5、老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是个蛋呢。 The old niang become a swan, you or an egg? 6、你们家里没厕所吗，你来这里乱喷？ Your home no toilet, disorderly spray you been here? 7、你说吧，你是想死呢还是不想活了？ Are you, you want to die or don't want to live? 8、你真聪明，居然还知道自己是个人。 You're so smart, incredibly still know yourself as a person. 9、无性无爱假正经，有情有义真淫贼。 Sex without love prude, sentient beings have righteousness real rogue. 10、我们都很傻，可我是装傻，你是真傻。 We are all very silly, but I am a clown, you are really stupid. 11、凡我放不下的，必是因为我拥有不了的。 All that I can not let go, it is because I have too. 12、有娘养没爹教的杂种，没资格和我说话。 Hybrid haven't dad taught a bastard, can't talk to me. 13、你就是我泼出去的水，谁能装得了就装。 Who is I pour out the water, you can got it. 14、想必一定是人渣中的极品，禽兽中的禽兽。 Surely must be one of the best human scum, beast of a beast. 15、世上本没有帅哥、科技高了、自然便有了。 This not a handsome boy, high science and technology in the world, have naturally. 16、有多少爱可以乱来，有多少破鞋还在等待。 How many love can behave in such a way, how many a whore is still waiting for. 17、自从买了保险后，我过马路也不看红灯了。 Since bought insurance, I also don't see the red light to cross the road. 18、哟！这是谁裤裆门没拉，怎么把你漏出来啦！ Hey! Who is this crotch didn't pull door, how do you leak! 19、念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混。 Read the book more than ten years, think of and in kindergarten is better. 20、你还没有进化完全，长的象人真的难为你了。 You haven't evolved, long like a person really hard for you. 21、你的嘴脸像运动鞋，踩进去感觉就会很舒服！ You looks like sports shoes, stepping in to feel very comfortable! 22、你这个不要脸的东西，不对，你本来就没脸。 You this shameless things, no, you don't dare. 23、小孩，要表现得自己有素质最好要谦和明白么？ Children, to behave himself has the quality to humble understand best? 24、你信不信我一巴掌把你拍墙上，抠都抠不下来！ Your letter not letter I slap you take on the wall, dig couldn't dig down! 25、你连老娘的宫里都到不了，还想到老娘的心里？ You even can't get his mother's house, also think of the old niang heart? 26、如果有一天我下去了，记住、我会上来找你的。 If one day I go, remember, I will come up for you. 27、你一抬脚，我就看见了你的袜子，你穿的破鞋。 You a lift, I will see your socks, you wear a whore. 28、都说我人缘好，人缘再好过年也没人给我磕头。 All say me good fellowship, give me a good New Year's day is not popular kowtow. 29、哟！瞧你这王八小样儿，没看出来壳还挺硬啊！ Hey! Look this tortoise small kind son, you didn't see shell still Ptty hard! 30、你的脸皮真薄，还差两页就赶上现代汉语词典。 Your face is really thin, return bad two pages will catch up with the modern Chinese dictionary. 31、这么多年谁一直照顾你啊？我很佩服他的胆量。 Over the years who always take care of you? I admire his courage. 32、我也是个女的，长这么大就没见过你这么犯贱的。 I am also a woman, so long big haven't seen you so bitchy. 33、你就认命吧！承认自己命贱又不是什么困难的事。 You're my fate! To admit his life base and is not difficult. 34、嫉妒归嫉妒，做人不要做狗，在背后诋毁有意思？ Envy to envy, be an upright person, don't be a dog in that undermines interesting? 35、真想把你插在花盆里，让你也知道什么是植物人。 Really want to put you in a flower pot, let you know what is in a vegetative state. 36、要注意身体你不属于你自己，属于所有肇事司机。 You must pay attention to the body does not belong to you, all belong to the driver. 37、你光着身子追我两公里我回一次头都算我是流氓！ You naked after me two kilometers a head counts me back I am rascal! 38、你可千万不能照镜子，尤其是晚上，会吓着自己。 You can never look in the mirror, especially at night, will frighten yourself. 39、我这人不懂音乐，所以时而不靠谱，时而不着调。 I this person does not understand music, so sometimes unreliable, sometimes not. 40、你的咪咪一个大一个小，你的**一个圆一个扁。 Your Mimi a big a small, your ass a round a flat. 41、要去医院吗？我带你去，是先去妇科还是精神科啊？ Want to go to the hospital? I take you to go to the department of gynaecology or psychiatrist? 42、我就不明白绳子太长就会打结，而你的舌头却不能？ I don't understand the rope knot is too long will, and your tongue is not? 43、一副禽兽样还想装成道貌岸然的君子，真是不要脸！ A pair of animals would also like to Ptend the into the gentleman, is really shameless! 44、你以为自己是哈雷彗星，全地球60亿人都要瞻仰啊！ Halley's comet, you think you are all the earth's 6 billion people to visit! 45、有的时候你乐观的像个屁，总以为自己能惊天动地。 Sometimes you optimistic like a fart, always thought oneself can astounding. 46、你到地球来祸害人的话，那就请你登上极乐世界吧！ Did you come to earth evil people, then you can board the nirvana! 47、像**这种可恶的家伙，只能演电视剧里的一陀粪。 Like small three nasty guy, only one tuo excrement in the TV show. 48、人生本无缘，相见易更难，说句心里话，谁不爱钱啊！ For life, it's harder to meet each other is easy to say a word in heart, who do not love money! 49、这么不要脸，这么没心没肺，你的体重应该会很轻吧？ So shameless, so heartless, you should be very light weight? 50、人妖要有人妖的样子，人不人，妖不妖，你去吓鬼啊！ We should have the appearance of the transvestite, people don't people, demon demon, you scare ghost! 51、你像一个傻子般的活着，你就是堕胎失败的最好例子。 You live like a fool, you are the best example of abortion failure. 52、你个损毁亚洲同胞名声的祸害，祖先为之蒙羞的子孙。 You break the scourge of fellow Asian reputation, ancestors shame for posterity. 53、我感觉你像两头猪，因为一头猪已经不能形容你的蠢。 Because I feel you like two pigs, a head of pig have already can't describe your stupid. 54、出问题从自己身上找原因，别一便秘就怪地球没引力。 Out of the question from yourself to find the reason, don't blame a constipation earth's gravity. 55、自己犯贱，还要装无辜，以为自己很有感觉，呸，恶心。 Oneself make mean, also pack innocence, think they have a lot of sense, fie, nausea. 56、你露出半个**不代表你性感，只能说明你内裤买小了！ You show a half ass doesn't mean you are sexy, can explain you buy small underwear! 57、你是第一个让我佩服的，脑袋的和功能脚趾头一模一样。 You are the first let me admire, head of the toes and function the same. 58、你瞧你吧，看背影急煞千军万马，转过头吓退百万雄狮。 You see you, see figure nasty evil spirit hordes, turned to scare off millions of lion. 59、你脑袋被凤姐大腿夹了，大脑豆腐渣，小脑萎缩是了吧？ Your head is feng caught his thigh, brain tofu, cerebellum atrophy yes? 60、你哪家学校毕业的啊？你讨人厌的学位都修到博士后了。 Which school did you graduate from? Degree of unwanted would you fix the postdoctoral. 61、你跟谁俩整那表情呢，我欠你贷款要到期了还是怎么的。 With whom did you two whole that exPssion, I owe you loans to expire or something. 62、你喷粪之前先想想你自己都干过什么，有没有资格说别人。 You think about yourself before you use abusive language did, eligible to others. 63、你是我见过的容量最大的铅笔盒了，装那么多笔你不累吗？ You is I have seen the capacity of the largest pencil case, don't hold so much you tired? 64、哦，长得不错，怎么没拿你爸妈给你的这身装备去坐台啊？ Oh, good, how didn't take your parents to your outfit to maybe? 65、我们擦肩而过的那一瞬间那么完美，回头你不怕脖子扭到？ We miss that moment so perfect, afraid of his neck to the back to you? 66、有了钱，你还是一样的肤浅；没了钱，能让你变的那么贱。 With money, you still the same superficial; No money, can let you become so cheap. 67、逆风的方向，更适合飞翔，我不怕万人阻挡，只怕自己投降。 Against the wind direction, more suitable for flying, I am not afraid of ten thousand people stop, is oneself to surrender. 68、你能讲文明，讲素质的时候，我想是我再次投胎做人的时候。 Can you speak civilization, about the quality, I think it's time I reborn life again. 69、虽然我长的不是很帅，但小时候也有人夸我左边鼻孔很偶像派。 Although I long are not so handsome, but when I was a child also someone kua I am idolized the left nostril. 70、我很清楚你要弱智起来，一发不可收拾，但我还真想见识见识。 I know you want to be weak-minded, open the floodgates, but I really want to see. 71、别老问别人为什么不愿意理你，因为太稀罕你而不愿意搭理你。 Don't ask someone else why not nice to you, because you and don't want to take a reason you too rare. 72、有娘生没爹养，生来就是出来糟蹋我们人生观价值和世界观的！ Niang born without dad, born out of spoiling our outlook on life values and the view of the world! 73、你说你长得靓，还真没说错，你往马路中间一站，群众眼睛都亮了。 You said you look beautiful, really didn't say wrong, you go to the middle of the road station, the crowd eyes lit up. 74、我只想劝劝你妈，趁早买条链子把你拴起来吧，省得大白天的乱咬人。 There is time, I just want to advise your mother buy chains have you tied up, disorderly bite of province in broad daylight. 75、**，你配有真爱么，今天当这男人的情妇，明天就跑别人被窝去了。 Small three, with a true love you, today when the man's mistress, tomorrow will run other people went to bed. 76、要想争面子，首先回去好好整个容再来吧，别整天一副衣冠禽兽的模样。 To face competition, first of all to have lots of whole let come back, don't be a beast all day. 77、你妈像个老太婆，卖逼卖过母亲河，勇猛双鞭呼延灼，抓住你妈就是壳。 Your mother like an old woman, selling forced selling mother river, intrepid double whip HuYan burning, hold your mama's shell. ;
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