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大概600到1000字,下面有两给例子:考试疯云(校园小品) 人物:小艾,小伍,小玲,老师 场景:教室 内容: 小玲趴在桌上睡觉。 小艾丢了本书在旁边,出去。 小伍进来,坐在小艾的位置上。 小艾(进来):唉,哥们儿,真是莫名其妙,是不是在搞笑,难道你没看到,这个座我已经占了! 小伍:丁是丁,卯是卯,其实我占的比你早! 小艾:我一大早就来了,咋没看见你呢? 小伍:我昨天晚上占的。 小艾:最后一排是我的专利!为了它,我每天早早地起了床,抢破了头,血直流,这个位置不能丢! 小伍:最后一排是我的骄傲,风水宝地这边独好。要想把我从这赶跑(小艾:——咋地?)劝你趁早拉倒! 小玲醒来:吵什么吵什么吵? 一大早就在这么神圣的教室里吵架,浪费大好青春! 知道你们犯了什么错误吗?啊? 小艾:知道。 小伍:我们不吵了。 小玲:你们最不可原谅的是——把我吵醒了! 小艾坐在小玲前面。 小艾:最后一声得,还是发扬风格。哥们,考试照着我点! 小伍:啊?今天考试啊? 小玲:可不?我今天手都麻了! 小艾:吓的噢? 小伍:睡觉睡的吧? 小玲:都不对!打小草累的! 小艾:哎,想我昨晚点灯熬油地折腾了大半夜呀! 小伍:哎呀,发奋学习了? 小玲:你也打小草? 小艾:哪呀,我在想考试的策略! 小伍、小玲凑过去:想到什么? 小艾狂笑:告诉你们,这招绝了! 小伍、小玲:快说啊! 小艾:照书抄——(拿起书) 小玲:去死! 小伍:是个好主意!我咋没想到呢? 小玲:得了吧。你这也叫绝招? 哎,为了缓解一下紧张的气氛,我给你们出道幽默智力题儿。 小艾、小伍不理她。 小玲:说,考试答卷分几步? 小艾、小伍凑过去:几步? 小玲:分三步! 第一步:把名字写上。(两人点头) 第二步:把题目看一遍!(两人点头) 第三步:——把卷纸交上去! 小艾:交白卷哦! 小伍:什么破题啊? 小玲:我再给你们出一道题儿;说,今天考试了,谁没来? 小艾:今天考试谁能不来?小玲? 小玲:我不在呢么! 小艾:看看四周,小伍? 小伍:在呢! 小艾:啊!我知道了——小艾! 小伍:你是白来了!来了跟没来还不一个结果! 小玲:答,老师呗!还没来呢! 老师走进来。 三人吓一跳:来啦?怎么说不来就来了呢?哎呀!(吵闹) 老师:叫什么?癞蛤蟆进来了哦? 三人笑。 老师:严肃点!这考试呢!一点职业道德都没有!这年头最重要的是什么?——分数!分分分,你们的命根!(邪笑)考考考,俺们的法宝! 小艾:抄抄抄,咱们的绝招! 老师:快发卷纸!考试了也不早点来,这都几点了!考试都开始了半小时才来!干什么去了啊? 发卷。 老师:考试时间共两小时!不超过一小时不许交卷!想答卷的同学请拿起笔,不想答卷的同学请原地休息。想上厕所的同学——请约束好自己! 小艾:我把老师好有一比, 他是耗子找猫当三陪——要求无理! 小玲:就是!难道他是传说中的说唱歌手,要不嘴里怎么就叨咕叨咕的没完? 老师:肃静!你们要比树还静!知不知道你们犯了多么严重的错误?比盐海重! 三人开抄。 老师:(指小艾)这位同学请不要抄了! 小伍、小玲:我没抄啊! 老师走到了小艾面前:同学,别抄了! 小艾:你怎么知道?我放在桌子里抄的! 老师:你桌子前面的板掉了,我都看见了! 小艾:(看了看)哎呀!真倒霉! 老师没收小艾的卷纸,小艾刚想站起来走。 老师:坐下!不到一小时不许出去! 老师走到小伍旁边,小伍把卷纸拿到桌里去抄。 老师:行了行了,别装了! 最看不起你们这些拿书作弊的,一点技术含量都没有。 你刚才怎么抄来的?这样?这样? 小伍:再低点再低点! 老师:(没收了小伍的卷纸)你也坐着反省一下,为什么拿书作弊? 小伍:也不想拿书啊!谁让我没像她(小玲)一样打好小草的! 小玲瞪大眼睛看着小伍。 老师:这就对了,下回记得打小草!我就喜欢这种用功的孩子。 老师:到点了!交卷。 收好卷纸。 老师:好。记得下午来考高数!(下) 小艾:啊!下午还考高数? 小玲:啊!!下午考高数!(拿起小草)刚才考了什么? 小伍:高……数?!那是什么树? 三人:研究下怎么打小草吧! 老师走进来(老师均由一人换装扮演即可)。 小艾:语文老师! 老师:小艾,你怎么写作文的!(卷纸给小艾) 小艾:怎么了? 老师:你读读。 小艾:《我的老师》,我的老师长了一张瓜子脸…… 老师:等下,(拿出一大牌子,上写爪)你这是瓜子脸的瓜吗?你写来的是我的老师长了一张爪子脸! 小艾:老师,爪子脸也是脸,就不能凑合看吗? 老师:你接着读。 小艾:我的老师长的真漂亮,真漂亮,真漂亮呀真漂亮,真漂亮呀真漂亮…… 老师:停!你写那么多真漂亮干吗?就这么一直写到了结尾! 小艾:老师,作文不是要求不能少于500字吗? 老师:那你就只写真漂亮? 小艾:不是要求写出真情实感吗?这就是我的全部感情啊! 老师:哼哼,告诉你,你才496字! 小艾:哦!那再补一句:真漂亮啊! 老师:你看看你的古文翻译,触槐而死你怎么译的? 小艾:找棵老槐树上吊了! 老师:为什么是老槐树?你看你解释词语,解释逝世,你竟然写去死! 小艾:噢,我本想写死去的! 老师:(一脸无奈)你,你又挂了! 小艾:再给我一次机会吧!我都重修五次了! 老师:好吧,我就给你个机会。听说过疱丁解牛,游刃有余吧?你用游刃有余造个句子,对了我就给你过! 小艾:游——刃——有——鱼?!鱼……鱼,鱼在水里游,游刃有鱼…… 老师:(笑了)恭喜你,获得了—— 小艾:过了? 老师:(冷漠)第六次重修的机会。(下) 小玲、小伍:算了,快来研究高数小草吧。 老师进来。 小伍:哲学老师! 老师:小伍! 小伍:有! 老师:看看你的卷纸! 我的问题是:这就是问题,请作答。 你怎么答的? 小伍:这就是答案,请给分……不对吗? 老师:你这叫问题吗? 老师:你——好,下一道, 论述题:什么是勇气,你怎么没答? 小伍:我答了啊! 老师:就写了五个字! 小伍:(读)这就是勇气!没错啊!然后我下面的题都没答就交卷了,我把勇气解释的多好呀! 老师:你——你等着挂吧! 小伍:老师!再给我次机会吧!我挂了十五次啦! 老师:那我问你两个问题。就看你的造化了…… 小伍:两道——太多了! 老师:好,第一题答对了!第二题你不答我也让你过,你有多少根头发? 小伍:如果我是秃子就好了。 老师:答啊! 小伍:123456789根! 老师:你怎么知道? 小伍:老师,第二题我可以不答! 老师:好!很好!非常好!拿着(递给一张纸) 小伍:这是—— 老师:重修单!(下) 小玲、小艾:快来研究高数—— 老师进来。 小玲:英语老师!(欲跑) 老师:小玲,跑什么呀?没吃早饭呀! 小玲:没吃—— 老师:我看见你早上吃饭了呀! 小玲:——明天的早饭! 老师:小玲,看看卷纸,你这阅读理解没一个对的!你是不是根本没读就直接看题目选的? 小玲:不是! 老师:还敢狡辩! 小玲:我连题目都没看,直接看答案选的! 老师:还有你的作文!怎么看着眼熟? 小玲:能不眼熟吗?阅读理解每段第一句话拼起来的…… 老师:小玲,你该觉悟了!你这次—— 小玲:啊!老师,我都挂五、十五,不,五十次了!不能再挂了啊! 老师:不是我不给你过……这……比如,你能翻译出evening dress是什么意思吗? (对观众)是晚礼服! 小玲看着小艾、小伍。 小艾:evening是晚上吧,最适合大游戏! 小伍:dress是衣服,MM总吵着买! 小玲:哦!老师,我知道了!是夜行衣! 老师摇摇头。(下) 小玲:不行,我得找老师去!你们俩慢慢研究吧!(下) 小艾:算了,还是好好学习吧A:我问你,你说人生应该追求什么?B:追求爱情和事业A 说得太好了,我就要追求我的爱情A 这爱情怎么追求呢?B 你得学会偶遇搭讪A 怎么偶遇怎么搭讪呢?B 比如说啊,你看一女孩,是咱们这主持人,**老师,你看上人家怎么办啊?A 怎么办啊?B 你呢,就得在电视台天天等着她,她一到电视台你就跐溜一下跟着进去,然后拍她肩膀,用迷离的、忧伤的眼神看着她,然后先唱歌:是否爱上你之后会有明天过后。反正就这意思。A 我得偶遇,我得搭讪,那真是众人寻她千百度,暮然回首那人依旧对我。。。不屑一顾。B 嗨!不提她了。A 我跟她偶遇在卫生间。B 嗯 这地挺浪漫的。。。。A 当时女孩洗着手,我也洗着手。我鼓足了勇气向他说出了我的心里话。B 你说什么呢?A 你也尿手上了?B 那。。个女孩呢?A 他温柔的拿起马桶冲我砸了过来。B 劲不小。A 但是我们俩相识相知相恋相爱了。B 好事。A 他每天就要减肥我就劝她啊。B 怎么劝啊?A 吃点东西才有力气减肥吗。B 啊?A 她拿起马桶立刻冲我砸了过来。我失恋了B 早该结束了。A 后来我失一次恋就在山上放一块砖头,后来我失一次恋就在山上放一块砖头,后来便有了----长城。B 长。。。。那 。这秦始皇就是失恋死的。。。A 你说我怎么办啊?B 你这样就听我的,你去找一份工作,去找事业。A 你说得太好了。我每天就是应聘面试,可他们经常问我一些无聊的问题。B 都问你什么啊?A 你知道什么是团队的合作理念?B 讲讲吧A 一个和尚挑水喝,两个和尚抬水喝,三个和尚没水喝,四个和尚打麻将,一百个和尚开心网偷菜。B 嗯?行了。 哼 。哼。这鼓掌的都是被偷过菜的 两百个和尚还偷恐龙呢,你像话吗?A 你甭管这一套B 你不像话,那还有什么啊?A 这最可恨的啊,还有一些企业问我:会不会英文。B 诶,英语很重要。A 现在哪些80后不懂英文啊。B 那你说说呗A 你看他们问,我新年快乐怎么说。B 你怎么说的啊。A 我当时把他们给震了。B 讲讲A Happy birthday!B 唉 过生日啊这个 英语不懂别瞎说,你要不懂可以问我吗。A 你懂英文嘛?B 我英文非常好。A 是吗?B 你可以问啊。A 好,来翻译一下啊B 来吧A 快点翻译啊B 好A 嗯 女士们 先生们 大家好。B 就这句啊A 嗯B 唉 听我用纯美式的发音给你翻译出来啊A 好B 先生们女士们大家晚上好说出来是这样的:you and you and you you you you you you you,hi !A 你知道我喜欢你哪一点吗?B 你喜欢我那一点呢A 我喜欢你离我远一点。B 唉 什么叫远一点啊。A 你这么说下去要说到哪辈子啊。B 大不了发音问题吗。A 不是 你到底说我怎么办。B 你这样,你到大企业工作去。A 说的太好了。我去海尔集团!B 人家是大企业A 你看看人家问得问题,问得多好啊。B 人家问的什么啊。A 人家问海尔集团的海尔兄弟为什么只穿内裤。B 内裤?你怎么回答的啊。A 海尔兄弟为什么只穿内裤。B 为什么呢?A 因为他们。B 怎么着?A 因为他们没有q币B (无语中。。。手指点点几下)A 这就是企业文化,企业文化都是这样 。B **(吃惊)难道你就是传说中的290?A 人家都250我怎么290呢?B 你是250+38+2(=290)。A 你这带人身攻击。B 什么叫没有Q币啊?A 我发现我人生太失意了。B 嗨A 自己长了20多岁,突然发现还是幼儿园比较好混啊。小时候,可以拉任何一个女同学的手,长大了,拉任何一个女同事的手,那就是。。B 臭流氓。A 小时候可以什么都不用想,长大了必须。B 什么都得想。A 当我长大了,我开始害怕长大了,我真的希望自己---像个孩子(背景音乐:我们都是好孩子)(抹泪)B 停!停!停!音乐停 这 不是---。。你有病吧你。A 你有药啊。B 你有病吧你有病吧。B 你有病吧你有病吧你有病吧你。A 你复读机啊。A B 别给我动手啊!!(两人作出“雄鹰展翅”的动作)B 我告诉你我不出招我就耗死你!A 谁耗谁啊,这是。B 你有病啊。A 我没病。B 为什么这么低沉?A 我出门吃药了。B 为什么这么堕落?B 我告诉你,青春是激情的,青春是激昂的,青春的节奏应该是这样的。
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英文: Person: Cheng of (cultural creative cadres), quiet (way of the wife, plainclothes police officers), Danna (high school),XX(a lame old man, look at the toilet) Scene: Aofong Park corner, a bench (The curtain, were on the way) Process were: (the hands of the phone) you have seen director Feng Xiaogang's "Cell Phone" The film does not? Today, more and more the functions of mobile phones, the mobile phone is also a wide variety of stories, I heard that now people, ah, but also Internet access via cell phone dating chat-mile ... ... (cell phone ring up) look at, are said Mile, I call this phone up to see who played. Oh, it is short of information, Oh, who sent me this short message you (read): love is a stupid, callous coolest, is infatuated fool, is Desperate to understand the ways of the world; love a bit silly, the two fall in love In at least three of five had just the right, eight to 10 natural and unrestrained. Hey, this thought, Oh, there are miles of: men look at women, reasonable men and women to see, of course, men do not look at women, love to write down the word, do not look at men and women, finish off the world. (Read, sitting on a long bench and jumped up) Oh, how this tail under it? (Stools found a cell phone down, picked up hands) Hey, this is throwing a mobile phone which saucebox here, or blue screen, it seems that just lost soon. I am sitting here now, such as the owner. (Goes to their cell phone pocket, with only the phone and sat down again, suddenly the phone rang, and answered) Hello, Ha, ha, ha ... ... Hello, ah, we meet in the Aofong Park? Line direction, I am here now miles better, I'll wait for you, no feast. (Put away cell phones, patting his head) This is to make what I, ah, this is not my phone, I see what other people face ah? (Danna hand phone) Danna: queuing registered, dizziness; doctors diagnosis; drug charges, white drugs. (Pause, look around) how you, the girl finished a, how to respond to no one ah? Process were: (voice-over), ah, this girl is special agent ah? Dana: (anxiously) doctor Where? Process were: (response) doctors of the hospital in the city, this park is not? Dana: (process name found) What, do you know how the doctors in the hospital? Process were: Oh, look what he said, ah, not a hospital doctor, is also finance work ah. Danna: right right right, you doctors and I said, he would go to work in finance, he said he was a director of miles. Do you know a doctor? Process were: (stands up) What did you say ah, doctor or the director of finance? so bad I was yesterday, and yesterday heard a little bit ah I do not know. Dana: What are you up to, ah, still can not understand a blind side-doped even ah you? (Turned himself in) the doctor, the doctor where, I have also had a telephone conversation with him, saying that waiting for me here, ah, in this moment how the efforts of his hat on the run from the top, the mouse could not find Wo the case? Process were: (senses and stood up), ah, just now and my phone is that the girl who you ah? Danna: right right right, you are a doctor? Process were: Yes, I am a doctor, Oh no ... ... No, the doctor is my code, hey, I was wrong - the girl, I mean, not my doctor ... ... Dana: (surprised) Oh, you me, you must be a doctor. Doctors, I was sick ah! Process were: sick? Girl, you have to find a doctor ah sick. Dana: yes ah, I am not looking for you to it? (With open arms loose two years, the round trip of the neck, all of a sudden he was down at the bench), ah, my dear doctor, I finally see you, you look cool Oh, it is cool to stay the , Shuai of fart! Do you know how many days and nights, I look forward to the moon in the hope that the stars and only looking forward to the mountains of the sun, and you finally meet this day. Way of: You, you, you spare me, I would like to shout for help, ah! Dana: Do you call it, with the pleasure you, which can only prove that I love you. You have to ask how deep I love you, The Moon Represents My Heart. Process were: (pushing the Danna) You ... ... Danna (closer embrace) ah, a doctor, you know, you have become accustomed to my life, an indispensable habits, you are my nose is my eyes, my long hair and itch; per day night, I can not sleep do not eat, do not dream do not sneeze, but can not help you to think. Process were: (exert oneself to open the Danna) girl, what you say, I see you paste the first Pakistani to do some cat brain sub-beams out of reach, it must be very confusing disease. Come, I give you to go to the hospital, I really can not go back you go. (Bending to the back Danna) Dana: (to tear down the way people get angry, stood up) doctors, what do you say this is so, the hospital gave me good? This is what an heart? Process were: Why, you do not say you ill? Do not depend on the hospital sick here it you? Dana: You have miles disease. Doctors and sick people is not our network it? I really. Hey ah you confused what you installed? The day you're cell phone tells me that doctors and the sick are born with a pair to pair, no one without parallel in history, and a small widow's tears - unprecedented, head monk disappeared - Maoershan built the ... ... Process were: Oh, I understand, you come here today is to meet friends, your network name of the sick, I called the doctor ... the network ... Oh, shame on you, your friends that the name of the network of doctors that do not? Can you make Danna misunderstood, that I do not your friends, you just call me and I only picked up the phone, that is to say that doctors do not you come here. Dana: You lied to me, you are a doctor! Process were: I did not mind a good water, why should be deceiving you, ah Danna? Dana: Do you say is true? Way of: I do not tell you, I am not a doctor, I called the way, and in the cultural work, what doctors do not know, but do not know you! I have a family person. I picked up the phone, and my own mobile phone in the mile here, you see. (From out of their pocket to show her mobile phone) Dana: What I do, hee hee, now two men were mobile phone pocket for convenience ah, meet a wife at home, just a sweetheart, and their own call, I said to not? Process were: Oh, how I said you do not understand yesterday, ah, I'm not a doctor. Dana: (sad to suddenly burst into tears) I know, I ... ... definitely let you down, you think I am not beautiful? Process were: (anxiously) I ... ... I do not think you are not beautiful, you beautiful, pure and simple old U.S. children. Dana: You are old U.S. mile. Do you want like I say, do not turn this screw Ma Kok flowers touch it! Tell you that I love you anyway, head off, blood may flow, fell in love with you I do not regret it. Do you know, in order to cut off you and I dream of college, the parents heard that I make courtship, the thieves tied with I like to put into the room, I was distracted off the ropes to the ground, the middle of the night more room in escape. I am all the way to meet, a lot of hard work to find you, so you Desperate yesterday and hurt the one I love white girls too busy to feel at ease? Process name: can I have a wife, I big age than you. Dana: Do you have a wife of you yesterday? There are also inseparable wife mountains I love you; age, and it is you are a mature and charismatic man. Way of: I ... ... (voice-over) and she said, I'm not a doctor! (Of Dana) Well, I do not and you said, and I am the doctor of your phone to you later come to find you, he him. (And Dana, at one stroke, a pull between the mobile phone itself wrong to her, turn left) Dana: (way of the hands of the mobile phone rang, and answered) Hello, I am Dana, you are quiet way of the wife? Ha ha, you asked me what is the way people name? To tell you that I was the favorite way of mind ... ... Process were: (This was found to the wrong cell phone, ran back) hey, I gave the wrong phone, then ... ... That's my, how can you do speak up? I you you you ah you harm? (Make a sudden snatch grabbed the phone to explain to the quiet) Hey, quiet, you make a mistake, I ... ... hey I am Aofong parks, things like this, you said you listen to me, I ... ... (narration) is my wife well-known, which all of a sudden I am enough of a. (Anxious foot slip of the hands) (Quiet side of the name of the phone side of the table) Quiet: process name, I ask you who you are together? Process were: (secret) I am a people, ah. The morning and you said I do not do that this year short of Cao Yu's Cup National Championship, held in our Xuancheng, I received a piece of creative tasks, quiet park, I was on the phone the idea of a mile short story. Dana: (found through the quiet, deliberate way of not taking advantage of attention, roll up his arm) Oh, you are a writer ah? Quiet: (found a way and quiet, angry, quietly came from behind him) and others you do not have it together? Just that women who speak? Process name: Honey, with whom I can ah? You listen to me explain ... ... Quiet: You do not have to explain to me, I just ask you, do you have any other woman? Process were: his wife, I really do not have, ah, this world I have only you, if I tell you half-hearted,snap, I better! Quiet: (standing way behind the name of the phone closed, studying voice) Caledonia - Jenna -- Process were: God, the true big sunnyfrom the ah? (to look on, and slowly turned around to discover the quiet) ah, yes you know my wife, (also found that Dana is linked their arms, panic) You ... ... you really sick ah? Why do you pull my arm ah? You ... ... Quiet: (angrily) a good way, and lie your eyes open, and now I see how you explain it? (For a show of hands of play-way and was stopped Danna) Dana: Please Do not hit me the love! Quiet: Well, way, and you are really a pair of match ah, you also patrol miles! Dana: Thank you, you said right! Cheng Name: Dana admixture ah you blind you? (Turn on the quiet) quiet, the matter is that this girl, and a Dana dating friends, I just picked up her cell phone that the netizen, so I became a doctor, she was sick just looking at me, doctor medical treatment to sick people is a normal thing, do not? Hey, no, doctors do not normally see a doctor to patient ... ... No, no, I am talking about ... ... Hey, this thing ... ah ... (anxious to voice-over) What is the doctor I ah? How do I do not know the faster the more that ah? Quiet: Well, you also said, I understand. You will never Zhuifeng fashion waves, cell phone thousands of miles led marriage, courtshipusing a mobile phone again. Process were: quiet you ... ... (XXcarrying a lame lame to walk up. Sign reading "to find the phone" This words) XX: hey you you ah, who picked up the phone and I ah? I lost mobile phone ah, are there any study of master Leifenggave ah? I pity the old man, ah, to be handed over to the police picked up his uncle ah - no, to me to be ... ah ... Process were: (welcome a past) is that you lose the phone? XX: Yes, ah yes ah, you see my master's only lost my mobile phone? Way of: Well, I did pick a cell phone. I would like to ask you what color the phone is, what brand? XX: Oh, my cell phone that is silver white, ah, oh, the brand is Amoi. Process were: (show phone) is this it? To you. (Back to his mobile phone) XX: yes yes yes, wow, thank you. That said, the phone is also not easy to come up miles is a small see the director of the toilet that day to facilitate a wealthy, who have not money, I think he was the amount of the When the ropeto twist, to keep him distracted, which he hold in the matter, call me thump a head, gave me the cell phone only, I have this big open door, let him in.. Haha, I do not think the toilet is also in power, ah, my boy you know that I posted on both sides of a toilet What is this couplet? I read and listen to you, the joint is: Yellow foot carrying classified documents the two sides;is: machine-gun fire in front of the back fire badly: too cool. Ha ha ... ... Process were: Do you fall into the pit latrines it can I Tang into there nearly killed by you. XX: how you you, I kill you it? Process were: Do you have a network called the doctor? XX: yes ah, but I can only look at the toilet, can not give medical treatment. - Why, how did you guess the? (Cheng were about to say, get over Danna) Dana: What, you are a doctor? XX: (he to see Danna 2) is ah yes ah, the beautiful young lady, how would you with us? Dana: (angrily) I was sick. It is quite unexpected, the doctor would be such a person you are, you lied to me ah! XX: ah ah ah ... ... you ... ... you are sick? Danna: I hate you, hate you, hate you hate you find a painter to paint you, your painting in football, the kick kick you. (XX kicked, kicked an empty, leaves itself way of turning them to cry) uncle, do you give me the master ah! Process were: (long sigh of relief) I was positive that the doctor for a Uncle! Quiet: (finally take over, pushing Danna) girl I'll give you the master. (Turning to XX) Do you have a nickname called "shameless." XX: (fear to) I have no sense of shame, you ... ... you ... ... Quiet: (out of documents, severely) I was plain-clothes police officers. We have long been reported to have a nickname that people have no sense of shame, the use of Internet to deceive the phone number of girls, can not think of you here give me a hit. I went to the police station with it! XX: Oh my mother, I ... ... Quiet: follow me! (Face-way, and sorry to) I am sorry, her husband, I really misunderstood you, ah. Process were: his wife, there is no relationship between husband and wife are common noisy, fighting is called pro-love, scratch his nose torn the face, or a pillow on the pillow at night. Quiet: (embarrassed) to see where you went. (For XX) go! (XX charge under quiet) Dana: (crying) God, how is this ah? (Himself a few Huang Huang) Process were: (busy caught Danna) girl how do you it? Dana: I am sorry, I am dizzy, my chest hair too much and feel uncomfortable stuffy blocked ... ... I like really sick! Process were: the children, I see you are sick, first to see it. Danna: really why? Process were: really. It does not matter if sick, to the hospital to see a good doctor. Come, I give you to go to the hospital, I really can not go back you go. (For under the back Dana and out, in the face of the audience to learn the movie "Cell Phone" in accent) Oh, ah have this phone is a modern communication tools, but did not expect to see the evolution of so many story, you said, how good is often done in the blink of an eye in children, it becomes a bad thing? By the way, my idea of good essay is also called "cell phone story," it!