很黄的英文文章

It was difficult to find jobs in the northeast of England,and when John lost his job,he found it impossible toget a new one,so he decided to go down to the south of the country,where he had heard that it was easier to find work. He went to the station and got on a trian which was going to Lndon. He was the only person in the car(车厢)when another man rushed in carrying a gun and said,"Your money or your life?” "I haven't got any money,”John answered,full of fear. "Then why are you trembling so much?”the man with the gun asked him angrily. "Because I thought you were the ticket-collector,and I haven't even got a ticket,”answered John.

比较污的英文句子如下：

1.hi beauty, wanna a booty call?

嗨，美女，来一发么

2.who is the girl in the photo,your girlfriend?

Another fuck buddy

照片里的女孩是谁？你女朋友？

不，是另一个x友

3.那个，你可以过来一下么?我有恋爱想跟你谈一下!

Well, can you come here for a second? I'm in love and want to talk to you!

4.你知道你是什么花吗?是米花啦，我想爆米花。

Do you know what kind of flower you are? It's rice. I want popcorn.

5.每天爱你多一点，要记得给我颁个进步奖。

Love you a little more every day, remember to give me a progress award.

My good friend Mike I have a good friend.His name is Mike.He was born in a small town near London.He is a middle school student.He came to China with his parents two years ago.His parents are teaching English in China now.He and his parents like China and Chinese food very much.