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阿q外传阿Q： hello everyone. I am famous. My name is QQ. People call me A-Q. I am very famous. I love my job very much . You know I am a worker. But I hate my boss, he says he is a foreigner， but I don't believe it .老板： heng A_Q ,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday.阿Q： oh ,your fathers birthday? How old is your father?老板： hah, he is dead.阿Q： oh he is````` I am sorry to hear that , I am sorry to hear that, I am sorry to hear thatBut when did your father die ?老板： Two years before I was born.阿Q： Oh ,two years before you were born ?老板： eng ,tomorrow ,AQ, you should work harder .阿Q： of course , of course I will work harder,. But master```老板： en?阿Q： I just want some more money. Some more money``老板： you want some more money?阿Q： Yes , some more money master.老板： hahah ,打他 Tell you , no way 阿Q： No way ```哭老板： I can find some body to help you .阿Q：Somebody to help me? Who?老板： WUMA, come here . Wuma, be quick.阿Q： wuma ? 登场wuma老板： AQ, this is wuma. Wuma , now you just work together with AQ.AQ`````打他阿Q： master ,老板： this is wuma, ,you know you just work together with her.阿Q： NO problem`.老板： Do remember ,do not do anything wrong to her. . Or I will kill you.阿Q： OF course not.老板： 看表，its ten o`clock , I just want to go to buy some animals to eat.阿Q： OH animals to eat . OK`````老板： Remember, I will be back. Do not do anything wrong to her .阿Q： Of course not ,take it easy .```M 下场阿Q：eng ``` wuma , wuma . Wuma ,wuma whats your name ? wuma吴妈： My name is wuma 阿Q： wuma how many husbands do you have?吴妈： only one 阿Q： she says ONLY ONE a`` how old is he ?W : he is dead 阿Q： OH ,he is dead ,I am very glad to hear that. Wuma you know, my name is QQ, people tell me AQ. Wuma you know , I have a large house , you know? I make money everyday, a lot of money吴妈： so you have o lot of wives?阿Q： a lot of wifes? Oh I don't have any wifes. But I have two dogs ,and three cats and four monkeys.吴妈： are they beautiful?阿Q： of course , they are very beautiful.. but you are more beautiful than amimals. I am sorry ,I mean animals are more beatiful than you. I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as animals.Wuma``` to be frank , to tell you the truth,actually in my heart , in fact ````I just want you to marry me. You know ,wuma,I just want you to be my wife.Wuma, I just want to sleep with you.吴妈： what ? what did you say?阿Q： wuma, I just want to sleep with you..吴妈： Wolf, wolf, no , no ,help, help, policeman policeman````P: Wher is the wolf ?W : hereP: he is AQ, he is not a wolf ,don't care about it . Beautiful woman! May I know your name?吴妈： My name is wuma, people call me wuma.警察：May I know your name？吴妈：My name is Wu Ma，People call me Wuma.警察：Oh Wuma，how many husband do you have？吴妈：Only one.警察：Oh，only one？How old is she？吴妈：He is dead.警察：Dead？Good.警察：Wuma，I just want you to be my wife No.6. To be my wife No.6.阿Q：Wuma… 警察：Wuma…阿Q：Wuma… 警察：Wuma… 警察 阿Q：Wuma… （动作）警察：阿Q啊…阿Q：ei…警察：Wuma is very beautifu，right？老板：阿Q啊阿Q：Oh，master！（警察吓趴下）老板：what did u do to Wuma？阿Q：I did nothing！I did nothing！老板：Stop！Stop！阿Q：AH…老板：Wuma， Come here！Heng！（拍桌子，把睡在地上的警察吓醒！）警察：Nice to meet you…老板：Wuma，coffee，coffee…警察：ei ei 端咖啡，看吴妈老板：Delicious coffee！警察：Beautiful woman…老板：Let’s cheers！警察：OK，Cheers.（交杯酒）I have something to say.老板：What？警察：（从口袋里拿出钱）Ten thousands.老板：What do you mean？警察：I want Wuma.老板：Ah？You want Wuma？阿Q：（冲过来）Master！老板：My dear sir，you know，tomorrow is my farther’s birthday.I need her to work for me.警察：I know，I know！老板：You know. Ha Ha Ha…警察：One million！老板：One million？警察：I want Wuma.阿Q：（冲过来）I want Wuma.老板：My dear Sir，you know，tomorrow is really my father’s birthday.警察：I know，I know…老板：you know…警察：（掏出枪）I want Wuma！老板：Hn…. Wuma is yours！警察：Thank you ！hey Wuma you know, I am a good person,I am really very good. (掏出钱，塞到吴妈手中)You see，I’m good.吴妈：撒掉钱，老板去捡警察：Shit，I will kill you.阿Q：哼，我手持钢鞭将你打！Master！警察：哼 Wma，if you don’t go with me，I will kill you at once.阿Q：You can’t hurt her.警察：eng，bia（用枪打阿Q）阿Q：I am hurt，I am dying Wuma，but before I die，I will draw a picture for you.wait a moment. (冲到老板面前，嚎哭)Master，this is my last request.（忽然站立）Master I just want a big piece of paper. （甩开老板）Be quick！（倒向吴妈）吴妈：阿Q，are you all right？阿Q：咳嗽，Wuma， you know I am not a wolf.吴妈：I know，I know.阿Q：Wuma，Do you know，I love you very much？Wma。I just want you to be my wife，Ok？吴妈：OK，I will be your wife.阿Q：But Wuma，you know，I am very poor.吴妈：I don’t care，I don’t care.阿Q：咳嗽 咳嗽 警察：Ah，this is a big pen.老板：Ah，this is small paper.（跑开） And this is large paper，here you are.阿Q：A big pen，OK！哼哼哈哈I will draw a picture for Wuma.三人一起摇晃，阿Q倒地拿起画，上面两个心阿Q：Wuma，this is the only picture for you，Wuma I am dying，咳嗽Wuma！！！！倒地警察：So Wuma， you just go with me !老板：No Wuma， you just go with me !警察：go with me..（你在这边）老板：go with me 警察：Hahaq，This is my wife No.6.吴妈，no，no，no，I don’t want go with you.老板：Haha you see，poor people no right to live in this world and they do not have right to fall in love with the girl. What should I do now？Oh，I know （把尸体拖走）He is so heavy！
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小学英语情景剧剧本 （一）
旁白：Long long ago, there were three little pigs living with their mother. They were very happy and they were very kind to their friends. Look! They are coming!
（情景一：猪妈妈和三只小猪在森林里快乐的玩耍）（加快乐的音乐 ）
M: babies, Come on!
Pp:Here we come!
M: Let’s do some exercises. Lift your arms. Bend your knees. Touch your toes.
P1:Mom, look! We’re so strong! （伸出胳膊，亮出肌肉）三个小猪比健美
P2: Yes, I am strong!
P3:Yes, I am strong!
M:Yes! My babies! You should have your own house!
Pp:Ok! I’d love to.
M:You can do it!
Ps:Yes! We can! Yeah! （做成功的动作）
旁白：The three little pigs make three houses. They all think their own house is the best! But the wolf is coming! He is very hungry! （音乐）
W:Gu,gu,gugugu. I’m very hungry. Oh, I sniff the pig’s smell.
Aha! I have a good idea! （来到第一只小猪的门前敲门）
Little pig, little pig, let me come in!
P1: No! You are bad wolf!
W:Then I ‘ll huff and blow your house down .
（吹一下，房子倒了，小猪突然发现，吓了一下，逃跑）
P1:Oh! Help! Help! My brother! Please help me! （迅速进入第二只小猪家，然后马上关门）
P2: Don’t be afraid!
W:Little pig, little pig, let me come in!
P1&P2:No! No!
W:Then I ’ll huff , blow your house down!
（狼鼓足气吹一下，房子有点摇晃，又吹一下，两只小猪堵着门，挣扎之后，房子倒了）
p1p2:Oh, my god! Let’s run away, run away!
（跑到第三个小猪家的床底下哆嗦）
P1:The wolf is very strong!
P2:He wants to eat us!
P3:My god, help me! （ 三只小猪都在床底下）
W:Little pig, little pig, let me come in!
P1P2P3:No!
W:Open the door! I can get the house down! （吹一下，没动，鼓足又吹一下，迟疑了一下）
Why? （最后吹三下，开始喘气了，然后倒地）
p1p3p2:Yeah! We are safe now!
旁白：The wolf is very angry! He has a good idea! He climbs up the chimney!
P1&P2&P3:Oh! Look! The wolf!
P1:How to do? （开始转着跑）
P2:MOM !Where are you? （哭着说）
P3:Don’t worry! Let’s put the wood into the fire!
P1p2p3:Ok, 123…
W :（掉进火里挣扎） oh ! No!
P1p2p3:The wolf is dying! We succeed! yeah ! 结尾曲 （完）
小学英语情景剧剧本 （二）
人物 黄山 男 11 岁 黄山市小学五年级学生
诺娜 女 10 岁 美国小学生
时间 2008年7月
地点 黄山家
[幕启：黄山手捧一束鲜花，边唱"春天在哪里"边上。把鲜花插在花瓶中]
黄山：[对观众]你问我今天为什么这么高兴？我告诉你吧，美国小学生夏令营活动在我们黄山市举办，美国小朋友要和黄山小朋友开展手拉手、交朋友活动。班主任老师告诉我有一位美国小朋友要到我家来住几天，由我向他介绍黄山市的风景和民俗。[看表]哟快8点了，我该到学校接他了。[急勿勿下，正好与上场的诺娜撞着]
诺娜：对不起，请问这是黄山同学的家吗？
Excuse me. Is this Huangshan’s home?
黄山：请问你是-------
Yes. And you?
诺娜：我叫诺娜，是来和你手拉手的。
Nice to meet you. My name is Nona. I’m your partner in the "Hand-in-hand" program.
黄山：[对观众]怎么是个女生！
A girl!
诺娜：怎么？不欢迎？
Is there anything wrong?
黄山：[感到失态]不，不，欢迎，热烈欢迎。请进------
No, of course not. You are warmly welcomed here. Please come in.
诺娜：[打量屋子]这屋子真漂亮。
What a nice house!
黄山：[倒茶，递茶给诺娜]请喝茶。
Please have some tea.
诺娜：[不解地]茶是什么东西？怎么不让我喝水？
What’s this? Can I just have water, please?
黄山：噢！茶就是用茶叶泡的水。
Oh! Tea is boiled water with tea-leaves in it.
诺娜：茶叶又是什么东西？
Then what are tea-leaves?
黄山：茶叶就 是茶树上长的叶子，.我们黄山市有屯溪绿茶和祁门红茶，我妈说茶有很高的医药作用呢。
The tea-leaves are growing in tea plants. We have Tunxi Green Tea and Qimen Black Tea here in Huangshan. My mother says tea has high values for our health.
诺娜：呀！茶有这么多好处呀，[一口把杯中水喝光]
Wow! So good tea is!
黄山：好喝吗？
How does it taste?
诺娜：好极了，[忽想起]哎，黄山不是一座山吗？怎么你也是山？
Wonderful!
Hey, Huangshan is a mountain here, isn’t it? Are you also a mountain?
黄山：黄山确实是一座山，但它不是一般的山，那是神仙住的地方，有奇松、怪石、温泉、云海。------景色太美了。所以我爸爸就给我起名叫黄山。
Yes. Huangshan is indeed a mountain, and not only an ordinary mountain. We believe that many gods live there. You can see strangely-shaped pines, queer stones, hot springs, sea of clouds, etc, in the mountain. It’s amazingly beautiful. So my father named me after the mountain’s name, Huangshan.
诺娜：噢，太美了，我也要去黄山。
黄山：来，[递本画册给诺娜]黄山的风景都在上面。
Come here, you can see sceneries in Huangshan in this book.
[诺娜接过画册。黄山欲倒水，发现水瓶里没水了，提瓶下。]
诺娜：[聚精会神地看画册，不时自言自语]太美了。太美了！[情不自禁地]黄山，我爱你！
Oh, it’s so beautiful! Huangshan, I love you!
黄山：[正巧提水瓶上。听到诺娜叫声，误解地]不，不，我们小学生不能说你爱我，我爱你的。
No, no. We pupils can not say "you love me" or "I love you".
诺娜：不，不，我不是说爱你，我是说爱中国的黄山。
No, no. I don’t mean you. I mean Huangshan Mountain in China.
黄山：噢， 你是说爱黄山的风景呀！
Oh, you mean sceneries in Huangshan Mountain.
诺娜：是的。
Yes.
黄山：黄山不仅是中国的，也是世界的，世界人民都爱黄山。
Huangshan Mountain does not only belong to China, but also belongs to the world. People in the world all love Huangshan.
诺娜：我不仅爱那个大黄山，也爱你这个小黄山。
And I don’t only love that big Huangshan, but also you little Huangshan.
黄山：[急了]你还这么说？[递 过茶杯]
Hey, how could you say that again?!
诺娜：[接过茶杯]黄山风景美 ,黄山茶好喝，黄山人更好，黄山的'小朋友真可爱，我说错了吗？
In Huangshan, there are beautiful sceneries, tasty tea, nice people and lovely friends, am I right?
黄山：我们永运是好朋友！
Yes, we are friends forever!
诺娜：对，我们永运是-----------
Yes, we are friends……
合：好朋友！
Forever!!!
剧终
小学英语情景剧剧本 （三）
人物：小沈阳 红太狼 灰太狼
主题：保护野生动物 主打幽默减压
第一幕
（2号追光打旁白）大幕在旁白说的同时拉开
第一幕
大幕在旁白说的同时来开
旁白：Here is a beautiful forest. Some wolves live here. There is a famous wolf—灰太狼。Because he can’t catch the sheep. He is always hit by the pan. He must do everything. Oh, my, god. His wife is coming. Let’s go.
（红太狼翘着二郎腿坐在台中央）：Come here, my arms are so bad, touch my arms.
灰太狼（低头上台 双手高举 给红太狼做猛烈按摩）：Are you OK?
红太狼：No,Go to catch many sheep.
灰太狼：You know the men catch a lot of sheep.There is no sheep.
红太狼：There is no sheep. There is no thing in the word. Don’t lie. Look at the pan（亮出平底锅）
灰太狼：No,no,no. I go ,I ,go.（跑走）（红太狼撅嘴，扭着下台）
第二幕
（灰太狼做护头状跑步上台）
灰太狼：Wow,wow,. My head,my head.
小沈阳（举旗跑来 伸手挥舞）：Oh, it’s an forest. How sunny! How lovely.（青蛙叫）
旁白：That’s a toad.
小沈阳（转头看）：Who is so hate? （走到舞台中央 配音"pia pia 地"）：Hello,everyone. My Chinese name is 小沈阳。My English name is 小沈阳。
小沈阳：（鼓掌上，边上边说）dance well! Dance well! Ha,Ha.Let me sing a song foryou. What? What? Where’s my paper?（低头找歌词）
灰太狼（躲在道具后面，探出头说）：Wow !He isn’t a hunter. Oh! N0 gun…（跳出来）Hahaha.Days without me! I don’t eat sheep but I can eat him（悄悄绕到小沈阳后面）
小沈阳：小鸟对我笑 ……（狼嚎）
小沈阳：Oh, my god! What’s the matter? Who?Who?
（灰太狼踱到小沈阳后面 拍了他的肩膀）：哭尼奇哇！
小沈阳：（吓一跳 转头 揉眼）Who are you?
灰太狼：Your wolf brother……
小沈阳（激动地拽住灰太狼的爪子 到处呼拉）：Oh, oh, you are langlang. Play the piano at the concert!哎呀， I 服了 YOU. Help! Help! Don’t let him run away!
灰太狼（深沉地）：Where are your eyes? You can’t run away this time!
小沈阳：Oh! My mother god! You see see! My eyes don’t open now!（头耷拉下来）
灰太狼：In fact, your life is too short,short…The eyes don’t open, your life is over.
小沈阳：Goodbye,mother,father,brothe,sister,classmates.
（灰太狼把小沈阳拉走）
第三幕
灰太狼（自言自语）：Wife,wife,where are you?
旁白：She went out just now.
灰太狼：（咬牙切齿地说）The red wolf is not at home,come out, babies.
（众狼上场 歌舞）：别看我只是一只狼 肥肉因为我变得更香 ……
小狼1:Uncle hui ,the man wakes up.
小沈阳：（迷迷糊糊地）：Where am I?
众 狼：The wolf’s house.
小沈阳：There is no building on the earth?
灰太狼：Xu……The red wolf is not here, I can’t eat you.
小沈阳：Who can eat me?I kill it.
灰太狼：Look,look,you are so stupid. There is nothing ,what can you do?
小沈阳：I have a gun.
灰太狼：Gun?（惊慌状）Don’t say it,Now, look at yourself.Sometimes you kill the animal with the gun. You are an evil.
小沈阳：呦呦呦，look at your words. You are the bad animal in the forest.
众 狼：Go out!!!
（黑场）（小提琴）（灰太狼及众狼低头抹泪）
灰太狼：You, you killed our brothers.
小狼2:Every day we sleep with the dead.
小狼3: we run and cry.
小狼4:we miss the happy life.
小狼5:we hide everywhere, see the tiagedies.
小狼6:The legs of sheep were hit.
小狼7:The skin of bear was cut.
合：we all live under one sky, but the lives are different.
小沈阳： I can’t bear it really!
灰太狼：Really
小沈阳（小声嘀咕）：Who can bear that?
灰太狼（激动地）：Really? I can’t believe there is a good man.
小沈阳：You are poor,too. I know you,brother, one is a hunter, the other is the red wolf. You are a hamburger!
灰太狼（高兴地与小沈阳握爪子）：We are good friends.
小沈阳：It sounds strange!
{吉祥三宝调}
灰太狼：狼心？
灰太狼：什么时候人类不再疯狂？
小沈阳：过几年
灰太狼：什么时候动物不再流浪？
小沈阳：不知道
灰太狼：什么时候我不用再害怕？
小沈阳： 不清楚
灰太狼：什么时候才能成为和谐的一家……
小沈阳： 狗肺？
灰太狼：干吗？
小沈阳：什么时候我们能再见面？
灰太狼：不知道
小沈阳：什么时候
（双追光）（枪声）{林俊杰——杀手}街舞——猎人双舞（最后拿枪瞄准灰太狼及众狼）：去死吧！（全是慢动作表演）
（猎人出场 其中一个揉眼睛）：Oh, I don’t have glasses. OK. hit anyone（举枪射击）（幻灯片显示子弹 灰太狼高举双手 扑向小沈阳 痛苦地嚎叫）
（1号追光）灰太狼（深情自白）：Some animals go out.There are no animals. Where are your kindness!!!{张栋梁——北极星的眼泪}（高潮部分缓慢倒地）
小沈阳：My mother!!!
（两猎人~舞者）上前搀扶小沈阳 小沈阳愤怒地甩开他们的手 掩面退场）
旁白：The wolf hit by the gun. We will see the wolf in the books.When there is no hill, no river,there will be no children,men or women. Please do something for the animals.让我们一起来保护野生动物！
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小剧本-----小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum： Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye． 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？ Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in. Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand. Wolf：I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you． Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线) Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma： I'll thread it. Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： (应声倒下) Hunter： The bad wolf is dead． Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you． Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you 英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you? Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you. Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now. Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here. Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest. Tiger: Ok. Let’s go. Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out. Bird: I’m a bird. Rabbit: Hi! Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you? Rabbit: Yes, please. Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you? R&B: Yes, come on! Frog : Ok! I’m coming! Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here? R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us. Bear: Ok! I’m coming. Fox: Hello, Bear! Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Frog! Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Bird! Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Rabbit! Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away! Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That’s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me April Fool's Day愚人节(N：讲述故事者；F：愚男；Mum：妈妈；U：丑男；D1：大女儿；D2：小女儿；S：科学家；king国王)N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!许多年以前的四月一日，有个婴孩诞生了，他老爸给他取名为“愚男”，除他妈妈，没人喜欢他。时间过的真快啊！F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.妈妈，我十八岁了，我要离开这个家了。Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!好的，但要时不时回家看望我哈。这是一瓶酒，一块干面包。记住：要照顾好自己啊。再见了！N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.他走到一座森林，遇到一个丑八怪的男人。U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?你好！我又饿又干，请给我些喝的和吃的，怎么样？F: Ok, here.好的。给。U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!喔，多谢了！好，我要走了。哦，这根手杖给你，会给你带来好运的。一路好运！N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.愚男来到一栋餐馆，老板有两个女儿，她们发现那根手杖闪闪发光。D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）喔，好漂亮的手杖啊！我想要，真是太棒了！！！(上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面)啊，老天啊！我放不开它了！(吃惊地)D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）姐姐，你在那做啥啊？你自个儿想要那根手杖？不行，我要有一份！我们都是父母的女儿，我必须跟你一样要有一分！（走向木棒）D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!别来！别来！危险！D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?你来得，我也来得！（也被粘在木棒上）啊，老天啊！我怎么啦？D1: What a pity!真可惜！N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girls followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.愚男一点都不在意，吃了饭之后，他拿起那根手杖就离开了饭馆。当然，那两个女孩就跟着他。来到一块田的时候，他们遇到一位科学家。S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!啊！太可怕了！你姐妹俩跟着一个男孩，你们怎么这么傻啊！我带你们回家，把这个男孩送到警察局去。（抓手杖 ,也被粘住）啊！糟糕！太糟糕啦！N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.几天之后，他们来到一个陌生的国度。国王有个女儿，但她从来不笑。King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.要是谁能让她笑，那她就是他的妻子。F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.我来看看。或许我能呢。N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.这样他们就去看望她。她看到愚男和他的朋友就笑个不停。k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?好的，你让她笑了，现在让我们看看你的生辰八字，你哪天出生的？F: April 1.四月一日。K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!哦！多么棒的孩子！你知道我们国家的名字吗？我告诉你吧，叫“愚蠢世界”。非常适合你，对不？N: The result is ——The foolman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool". 结果是愚男跟他妻子一起幸福的过了一辈子直到死。这就是我们有这样的一个假日的缘由：“愚人节”。
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