小学英语话剧剧本

（道具：小床、门） Mum: Tom get up ! Tom Yes ,mummy. Good moring,mummy. Mum: Good moring,Tom. Mum: Breakfast is reday. Tom: I\'m coming. Wow, eggs ! I like eggs. Mum: Now, Tom. Wash your face. Tom: Yes, I will. Mum: Brush your teeth. Tom: All right. Tom: Moring, Daddy. Dad: Moring, dear. Tom: I\'m hungry. Mum: Have an egg, please. Tom: Thanks, mummy. I want some milk. Mum: Here you are. Tom: I\'m full. Mum: Time to go to school. Tom: Where is my school bag? Mum: Here it is. Are you ready? Tom: Yes. Goodbye, mummy. Goodbye ,daddy. Mum&Dad: Goodbye, Tom. （上学路上，一段跳舞的动作，配乐） Tom: Hello WiWi. WiWi: Hello Tom. Tom: Are you going to school? WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go. Jane: Hello Tom ,hello WiWi. Tom &WiWi: Hello Jane. Jane : Are you going to school? Tom &WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go. （上课，铃声响，一段跳舞和做游戏，配乐） Mr Xu: Now class begins. Pupils: Stand up! Mr Xu: Hello, boys and girls. Pupils: Hello Mr Xu. Mr Xu : Sit down, please. Are you all here? Monitors: No. Mr Xu: Let\'s count. Pupils: One , two, three, four。

ten （咚咚咚） May: May I come in? Mr Xu: Come in, please. May: Sorry, I\'m late. Mr Xu: That\'s all right. Don\'t be late again Mr Xu: Let\'s play. Show me one. Pupils : (Show a ginger.) Mr Xu: Clap two. Pupils: (clap their hands). Mr Xu : Today we will learn some songs. Who can try? Puple : I can . Mr Xu : Please. (Happy new year! Eyes and ears. Trian is coming. Fish where are you) （看一下手表）Class is over. Goodbye boys and girls. Pupils: Goodbye . 人物：Mummy, Daddy, Tom, Mr Xu, May A（衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者 B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。 B：（厌恶）让开，让开。

（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B） B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆） B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？ E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~ 与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。 E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。

A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。

于是F就报道了这一事件。 F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。 F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？ A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲…… F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。

是吗，椅子？ E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头） C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了. A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir!! B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either. C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? A:but。.sir。

.please listen to me。.. B:wa,why are you so disgusting!! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid. E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man. B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum. F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet? A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english。

F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair? E:yes,yes. C:ai,men is so silly.。

Little Red Riding Hood 小红帽 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy.Mum: Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上（一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找东西状，东张西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辫子，天真地回答）To Grandma's.Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?Six Ducks:We' re fine.Thank you. Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma's.Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. （做找寻的样子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高兴地对观众说）Aha , it's here.（敲门）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it?Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma： （边说边起床） Come in, come in.Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床边） Grandma , I'll eat you.Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：（高兴地敲门）Grandma.Grandma. Wolf：（装扮成Grandma的声音） Who is it?Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。

Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf:Come in, Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌紫，走到床前一看，跳回几步）Oh! What are big ears!Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf:I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand.Wolf:I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：（从床上跳起来说）I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.Hunter： （一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推门）The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：（发出呼呼的响声） Hunter： （端起枪想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（从桌紫拿起剪刀，举起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （从桌紫拿来针线） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬来几个石头）One, two, three.Hunter： （把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it.Hunter： （拿起枪）Woke up!Wolf：（起床，两手托着大肚子）My stomach is so heavy.Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：（边跑边说） Help! Don't shot me!Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!Wolf： （应声倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you。

这是白雪公主英文版，小孩子都很喜欢的。不如演这个吧！After the queen died , the King married another woman, who was in effective terms a witch. She was so jiealous of the beauty of Princess Snow White that she asked someone to take her life.

But the man was unwilling to do that evil. At last ,he took Snow White to a forest and let her escape.

However, one day ,the witch found that Snow White was still alive.She dressed up as a old grandma and come to the cottage where Snow White lived.She gave her a poisonous apple.Poor Snow White knew nothing about it and ate the apple happily.

Unfortunately ,she fell down because of the apple.The seven dwarfs was sad but put her in a coffin.

It was when holding the funeral that the handsome Prince turned up.He was impressed by the beauty.He came down and kissed Snow White.Then, suepringly,Snow White woke up.

Finally ,they got married and stayed happily with each other.

《白雪公主》 严冬时节，鹅毛一样的大雪片在天空中到处飞舞着，有一个王后生了一个像雪一样的白嫩，又透着血一样的红润，头发像乌木一样的黑亮的女孩，叫白雪公主。

但白雪公主还没有长大，她的王后妈妈就死去了。不久后，国王又娶了个妻子这个王后长得非常漂亮，心地也和以前的王后一样善良。

她有一块基于双核英特尔至强处理器的魔镜。 幕一 （新王后、魔镜、白雪公主） 王后：魔镜，今年春天我们一家去哪玩？ 魔镜：去夏威夷，那儿一年四季温暖如夏，比这暖和多了。

王后：我女儿到那边不变成黑雪公主才怪。 魔镜：去阿尔卑斯山？ 王后：OK，下个星期出发。

白雪公主：妈，又在和魔镜玩啦！ 王后：没，我和她在聊今年去哪玩，准备去阿尔卑斯山滑雪。 白雪公主：好啊，我去跟父王说。

幕二 （新王后、魔镜、白雪公主、国王、侍卫、强盗、单车王子） 国王一家出发了。 白雪公主：魔镜，我想上QQ和MSN，可以吗？ 魔镜：只许玩一小时，我等一会得写Blog。

白雪公主：OK。 王后：老公，你看自从我喝了老婆牌口服液，我腰不酸了，腿不痛了，一点毛病没有，牙好胃口就好，身体倍棒，吃嘛嘛香。

国王：脸红什么？ 王后：精神焕发。 突然，一辆黑色小吉普突然出现在国王车队前。

强盗：抢……劫。 侍卫：放下手枪，立地成佛。

强盗：TO BE OR NOT TO BE,THAT'S A QUESTION 此时，一个男子从天而降。 单车王子：排山倒海。

此时，强盗应声倒地 单车王子：起来吧，什么不好，非要抢劫。 （强盗深受感激，于是，新王后、魔镜、白雪公主、国王、侍卫、强盗、单车王子唱起了《手拉手》） 众人：心与心相连手和手相牵，我们相信彼此之间距离不再遥远，心与心相连手和手相牵，带着骄傲一起飞向无边的蓝天。

强盗：以为我这么好对付，强盗点穴手。 大家都被定住了，强盗让公主吃下十日倒毒药，抢劫了车队、带走了公主后，独自逃跑。

幕三 此时，魔镜发出光芒，大家解了穴，人们让武功高强的单车王子去找公主，其他人回去报警了。而公主却在强盗的车中，她悄悄地逃出汽车，向马路边的房子走去，寻找人帮忙。

而七个小矮人正在回家的路上。 （小矮人Lin、Oven、Vista、Egg、Yami、Osia、Um、白雪公主） Lin：哎，真是不得不服老啊！干了一天活，看，我的腰都闪了，Osia轻点，疼死我了。

Oven:Lin看这个，钙中钙口服液，内用外服均有奇效，闪了腰喝一瓶，受了伤喝一瓶。瞧，蓝瓶的，水果味，老人们都爱喝。

钙中钙口服液，青春的水，友谊的水，御膳房指定营养品。 Egg：我可以在哪买呢？ Oven：本国各大药店均有销售，购买时，请认准小黄狗防伪标志，汪、汪。

Um：我先去开门。 当Um去开门后 Um：啊~~~ Vista：怎么啦？ Um：入室抢劫。

Egg：里面的人注意了，你已经被包围了，立即放下武器，你有权保持沉默，你所说的话将成为呈堂证供。 Lin：以怎么没反应。

Um：啊！有个人睡在我床上。 白雪公主：你们是这主人吗？ Um：你你你是谁？ 白雪公主：我家人被坏人点穴后，我又被坏人劫持并且又被服了毒，幸好我逃出来了，希望有人能帮助我。

Osia：你好像是白雪公主吧？ 白雪公主：我是，我能借宿一宿吗？ 晚上，白雪公主吃晚饭，与小矮人们具体谈起了自己和家人的被害经历，小矮人愿意帮她找解药，并向皇宫打了电话。 幕四 （单车王子、白雪公主、七个小矮人） 十天后，白雪公主倒下了，七个小矮人在旁边哭，单车王子带了解药来，立即给白雪公主服下。

白雪公主：我现在在哪？ 单车王子：在小矮人的家中，你已经没事了。 白雪公主：谢谢你们，也谢谢你，单车王子。

此时，王子跪下，向白雪公主求婚。 单车王子：你愿意嫁给我吗？ 白雪公主：我愿意为你，我愿意为你，我愿意为你，被放逐天际，只要你真心，拿爱与我回应，什么都愿意，什么都愿意为你。

（白雪公主唱起了《我愿意》，此时放起音乐） 幕五 婚礼后 （所有人） 新王后：女儿，告诉你个好消息，那个强盗被抓住了，等待他的只有正义和法律地审判。 白雪公主：妈，爸。

（白雪公主扑向父母的怀里） 单车王子：公主，我永远爱你。 白雪公主：我也是。

众小矮人：好美啊。 强盗：不要抓我啊，我还是介绍他们的人啊！（强盗被带离舞台）。

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[中小学英语剧本]Little Duck 佚名 11-10

貌似很难找到了，不过可以给你个网址 .cn/language_tips/看看吧 表演 可以去演《老友记》里的片段 英文小品剧本 羊肉串和纳税人Characters: Mr. Shi, Xiaofu,Dabao Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evidentchange about the relationship between the taxcollector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s. Act I (inBazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s) Dabao: Yangrouchuan ,yangrouchuan, eaten one,want nine, eaten one, want nine. Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, ) Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax! Dabao: (change faces) Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here's no taxi. Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X! Dabao: What's the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you? Taxi----! Taxi----! Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor? Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'mjust have a look. The vendorhas gone to the toilet. Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours. Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.) How do you know it?Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I've been looking at you for two hours. Dabao: It's a bigbug! Xiaofu: Oh. Don't wastemy time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan! Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok? Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones. Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter. 7Yuan, my lovely beauty. Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ? Xiaofu: (looking around) Allright ,a deal. But no receipt. (Dabao payed 8 yuanand Xiaofu left) Dabao: Whata smart woman! Bad luck! I'mbankrupt. I have to change my place. Hope I would not meet her any more! Let's go!Act II Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way,how do the vendor regard taxas and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you. Let's enjoy it! (In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with"NO SARS") Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine. Xiaofu: Hi, Dabao: Hi. Two: What a familiar face. Two: It's you! Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector. Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan. How is your business? Dabao: Everything is OK! 10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing. Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more cleanthan 20 years before. Dabao:Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me. Xiaofu: Great! Have you…。

圣诞节英语话剧剧本：LOVE AT CHRISMAS EVE爱在平安夜地点：圣诞老人住所前人物：三头驯鹿，即林登（Linden），大胆不羁，敢于带头，天性狡猾。斯科特（Scott），墙头草，常与林登站在统一战线上，一起排斥贝克。贝克（Baker），善良，常常看不惯林登的所作所为。特点是长得胖。场景：圣诞老人住所前道具：房子，一块写着“For Sale”的牌子。ACT ONE第一幕Voiceover: As the financial crisis is sweeping across the world, The Santa Claus who used to be rich became so pool recently. For him, it’s doubt how to celebrate the Christmas Eve tonight. Look, his three reindeers are walking in front of the house. Let’s listen to what they will say.旁白：随着金融危机席卷全球，向来出手阔绰的圣诞老人也变得窘迫起来了。今年的平安夜将如何度过，这对于圣诞老人来说，无疑是一个伤脑筋的问题。看，他那三头驯鹿正在家门口散步呢，让我们来听听它们会透露些什么。Linden: I hope to eat turkey!Scott: Oh, darling, tonight is Christmas Eve, not Thanksgiving Day. We’re stars tonight!Linden: Star? No, no, tonight the stars are those kids and that guy ----- the boss. You know, we haven’t touched meat since last Thanksgiving Day. Now, everyday eats potato, and potato and potato, I hate potato! Now anything is turkey in my eyes.You, and you, are all turkeys.Oh, my turkey.Baker: You're crazy!Linden: I can't bear it any more, so, I plan my job hopping.Baker: You? Job hopping? Serve Obama, I believe he has never eaten a reindeer.Linden: Shut up! You fatty!Scott: Linden is right. Boss owes us so much salary, moreover, I have a big family to support. I think we should take a measure by now.We need to get a life, a classy life.Baker: But it’s due to the financial crisis.Linden: Stop!Scott: Sh~ boss is coming.林登：我想吃火鸡！斯科特：噢，亲爱的，今天是平安夜，不是感恩节，今天我们是主角！林登：不，不，今天的主角是那些孩子——还有老板（圣诞老人）那家伙。你要知道，自从去年感恩节，我们就一直没有吃过肉。现在每天都是薯条，除了薯条还是薯条，我讨厌薯条。现在我的眼里全是火鸡。 （指着斯科特）你，（指着贝克）还有你，全是火鸡。（说完，上前一把抓住贝克的手臂咬了一口）噢，我的火鸡。贝克：（一把推开林登）你疯了！林登：我受够了，所以，我决定跳槽。（说完从背后取出一块牌子，上面写着“For Sale”）贝克：你跳槽？到奥巴马那吧，我相信他从未尝过鹿肉。林登：住嘴，你这死胖子。斯科特：（冷静地分析了一下）林登说得对，老板欠了我们好几个月的工资，何况咱上有老下有小，我想我们是时候采取进一步的措施了。（停顿一会儿，望着天幕）我们需要的是生活，有品位的生活。1/5贝克：可是这都是金融危机惹的祸……（被打断）林登：住嘴！斯科特：（听到背后似乎有声响）嘘~老板来了。（林登急忙把胸前的牌子藏起来）ACT TWO第二幕Voiceover: The Santa Claus is coming to us. Oh, I have never seen such a pool Santa Claus. Have a look, he is so pool that only has an egg. Oh, my dear, Let me bless you in the name of Jesus.旁白：圣诞老人向我们走来了，噢，我从来没有见过如此窘迫的圣诞老人，你看，他穷得只剩下一颗蛋了，噢，可怜的孩子，我代表耶稣对他表示无限的同情。Santa Claus: Year, look into my bag. There just leaves an egg, and that’s my breakfast today. But God just made only a Santa Claus. My dear kids!Hey! Boys! Go to work, it's our day.圣诞老人：是啊，看看我的礼物袋（将礼物袋口面向观众），只剩下一个鸡蛋了，而且还是我今天早上吃早饭的时候节约下来的。但是谁叫这世上只有一个圣诞老人呢？可怜的孩子们啊！（面向驯鹿）嘿，伙计们，照常开工吧！（这时，驯鹿们正在交头接耳，似乎在密谋些什么事情。听到圣诞老人的招唤，懒散地起身准

英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you? Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you. Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now. Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here. Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest. Tiger: Ok. Let’s go. Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out. Bird: I’m a bird. Rabbit: Hi! Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you? Rabbit: Yes, please. Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you? R&B: Yes, come on! Frog : Ok! I’m coming! Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here? R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us. Bear: Ok! I’m coming. Fox: Hello, Bear! Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Frog! Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Bird! Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Rabbit! Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away! Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That’s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me

《逃课》英语话剧剧本 Skipping Class CastAnita: Never understands why students like to skip classesKevin: Treats “skipping classes” as the principle of university lifeKen: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do itJason: Always commits himself not to skip classesSteven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping classRita: A professional class skipper -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene I(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene II(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene III(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?Rita: I thought you were going to the library.Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene IV(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.Ken: What are they?Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.Ken: Why?Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.Ken: You are a genius.Rita: I am just very professional.Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene V(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.Kevin: Why?Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.Ken: Ok. Let’s go.(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)