紜亦眠观520
Golden childhood.童年，是金色而无杂质的，童年的桩桩趣事就是最有力的见证.Childhood is golden and pure, for which the funs of childhood provide sufficent evidence.我小时候最害怕的莫过于蛇了，而乡下比我大两岁的表姐最爱玩蛇。When I was a child, what I fear most is snake, however, playing with snakes was my cousin favorite, who 's 2 years older than me and lived in countryside.一年夏季，我回乡下看望爷爷、奶奶。一天，表姐带我来到了一个小池塘玩。In a summer day, When I paid a visit to my grandparents in the countryside, She took me to a small pound.突然，我看到了一条小蛇，正用恶毒的眼光看着我，火红的舌头一吐一吐的， 吓的我腿都发抖了。Suddenly, I saw a small snake glaring at me me viciously, sticking a blood red tougue. I felt my legs trembling with fear.这时，我突然想起奶奶曾经告诉过我，遇见蛇不能怕，也不能跑。第一，把头发弄乱，万不可让她数清；第二，用舌头吓唬她，让她感到不安全而逃走。我想到这些，立马把原本好好的头发搞得一团糟，又乱吐舌头。Then, I remembered that my grandmother once told me that you must not fear, or run at the sight of a snake. Firstly, muffle your hair messy so as not to allow the snake to count out your hair. Secondly, stick out your tongue to frighten the snake, and make it feel unsafe and flee. At the thought of these, I messed up my tidy hair, and stuck my tongue at it.蛇的确感到不安了，掉头就跑。这时我才感喊：蛇！表姐赶紧跑过来，可是蛇一眨眼就不见了，这时我的心才逐渐安静下来。回到家里一照镜子，妈呀，我的头发乱蓬蓬的，就像草垛。奶奶一本正经的扒扒我的头发说：“小祖宗，鸡蛋让你弄哪去了？”哎，奶奶把我的头发当鸡窝了！The snake seemed indeed agitated, and turned around, slid away. Finally, I found myself shouting "Snake!", but the snake disapeared before my sister came up to me. My peaceful mind was regained. When I reached home, I gasped, because my hair was as messy as a pile of grass. My grandmother comed my hair with her hand and spoke in a matter-of-fact voice "mylady, where did you hide the eggs?" oh, she was taking my hair as a chicken nest.童年，宛若星空，又蓝又美；童趣，宛若星辰，照亮了星空，使原本漆黑的星空透出点点亮光。Childhood is like a beautiful starry sky,Childhood funs are like stars that light up the dark sky.
冰灵蜜蜜
在日常学习、工作抑或是生活中，大家都尝试过写作文吧，借助作文可以宣泄心中的情感，调节自己的心情。如何写一篇有思想、有文采的作文呢？以下是我收集整理的暑假趣事英文作文（精选5篇），仅供参考，欢迎大家阅读。
the summer vacation had come round again.
i was happy that i could forget about school at least for a while. lest i fool around all through this summer vacation, i made a plan as to how to spend it. first, i thought i should go over all those things my teachers taught in the previous term so that i could have a better understanding of them. then i thought i should take up some forms of exercise, such as walking, running and rowing, to keep me physically strong. it stood to reason that with such a good plan i should make the best of my vacation time.
i did, because i lived up to what i had planned.
summer can be very hot in southern taiwan where the temperature usually goes up to 32"c or more. because of the heat it is a trying experience to go to school or do anything else in a place that is not air-conditioned. also because of this i stay at home most of the time during the summer vacation and only occasionally go to the beach to plunge myself into the cool water as a way to keep my body less sticky.
actually i like swimming and think nothing is more refreshing than a swim. in the summer vacation that has just ended i went swimming many times with my classmates and we all had a good time. this summer vacation, however, was not spent entirely in seeking fun. as a second-year senior student i had to prepare myself for the college entrance examinations that were only a year away. in other words, i must find time to study, too. so i divided my time between work and play during the summer vacation and derived much benefit from this arrangement.
i spent this summer vacation in quite a different way.
i used to run about every day in previous summer vacations, but this summer vacation i simply could not afford to do so. i would soon be in the last year of my high-school education and would after graduation be up against the college entrance examinations. though those examinations were still a year away, i had to start early to make myself well prepared by reviewing all those things i had learned at school and this summer vacation was the ideal time for me to do this. at first i was rather dismayed at the thought of this, but later i thought it was better this way because by working hard this summer i could count on endless happy summers to come. with this in mind i then set to work like anything and only occasionally went out for a change or did some physical.
i was not at all bored by this kind of life, for i was sustained by a hope.
My grandmothers home in the
countryside,it is a picturesque scenery,every summer vacation I have to stay a
few days,also can take ones ease of play,really cool!
There is a
brooklet grandma in front,the "wow" to flow continuously,the clear stream,I
couldnt help but want a drink.That day,I and other small partners to the
brook to catch a snail.In the bare stone upon a few big snail,with my feet
touched it,they "mouth",gently slipped down from the stone.Friends told me:
"catch the snail to sell quickly,or you will not catch it." Then,I saw a few
snail,for it to be taken by surprise,really catch a few Bellamya purificata,I
cried happy.Less than half an hour,we caught a washbasin,be jubilant to
return fully loaded.
Back home,we all flurry and confusion of the snail
ass to cut,while all sorts of gossip about what happened to catch a snail when.
At night,she brought the snail fried to us to eat,eat yourself caught snails,
I think the taste is very delicious.
Its a funny day,all of us are
going to yourself,because labor is the most happy
翻译：我外婆的老家在乡下,那是个山清水秀的`地方,每当暑假我都要在这小住几天,还可以自由自在的玩耍,真爽!
外婆家门前有一条小溪,溪水“哗哗哗”地流个不停,那清清的溪水,我忍不住都想要喝上一口.这一天,我和其他的小伙伴一起到小溪里去捉螺蛳.在光秃秃的石头上叮着几颗大螺蛳,我用脚一碰它,它们就“松了口”,轻轻地从石头上滑了下去.小伙伴们告诉我：“捉螺蛳出手要快,不然你就捉不到它.”于是,我看准了几颗螺蛳,给它来个措手不及,真的捉到了几颗螺蛳,我开心的大叫起来.不到半个时辰,我们就捉到了一脸盆,兴高采烈地满载而归.
回到家里,我们七手八脚的把螺蛳屁股给剪了,一边又七嘴八舌地谈论着捉螺蛳时发生的趣事.晚上,外婆把螺蛳炒给我们吃,吃着自己动手捉得螺蛳,我觉得味道特别的鲜美.
真是有趣的一天,我们大家以后都要自己去动手,因为劳动最快乐
Summer vacation is over but one thing still makes me hard to forget.
暑假已经结束但是还有一件事让我难以忘记。
That day the weather was very hot I am at home as instruments. When I see a "paste nose" of this writing find it very interesting thought: I have also come to play. Said do your job. I shall first on the blackboard and drew a little boy that is there is no nose. I cut a small nose and then called the neighbors play a small partner.
那一天天气很热我在家里工具。当我看到一个“贴鼻子”撰写本文时发现它非常有趣的想:我也来玩。说做你的工作。我将首先在黑板上画了一个小男孩也就是说没有鼻子。我切一个小鼻子然后叫邻居小伴侣。
He (she) had heard were very much fun they play one after another. At this time a little brother said: "playing such a game should have a prize right?" I think he would so they took a little rubber on the table when the prizes. Began to play and that little brother first play I used the linen covered his eyes he was much deliberation the last of a fierce "Ha ha ha ha ... ..." came a burst of laughter he won a small linen look It turned out he paste it into the mouth of the boy. Followed by the next little sister and her demeanor was serious considering for a long time before skeptical to posted up can you look another burst of laughter because she is the face nose posted outside and she laughed in embarrassment .
他(她)听到是非常有趣他们一个接一个地玩。这时一个小弟弟说:“玩这样一个游戏应该有一个奖对吗?“我觉得他会他们就拿奖时一个小橡皮在桌子上。开始玩小弟弟第一次玩我用亚麻布盖住了他的眼睛他考虑再三最后的激烈“哈哈哈哈……”一阵笑声他赢得了小麻看起来结果粘贴到男孩的嘴。紧随其后的是下一个小妹妹她的举止是严重的考虑了很长一段时间之前怀疑来发布你能看另一个大笑因为她的脸鼻子贴外她尴尬地笑了。
Finally my turn I found it a bit uneven paste the nose so I went on that feeling to touch and finally touched. My self-confidence up one a loud burst of applause came I was elated. That little brother is not satisfied said: "Next I must win!" So another bureau began ... ...
终于轮到我了我发现它有点不均匀粘贴的鼻子所以我继续这种感觉摸终于感动了。我的自信一声一阵阵热烈的掌声我心花怒放。小弟弟不满意说:“接下来我必须赢!“那么另一个局开始……
You say this can not memorable interesting?
你说这不能令人难忘有趣吗?
殷血丹霞
有不少：英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？ Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。 Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？ Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。 Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。 英语笑话（二） He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ -- 墓地守墓人。 英语笑话（三） Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。” 英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” 英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。 -- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。 -- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。 英语笑话（六）The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?" 吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。 英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid" A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid." 忠告“年轻者” 这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话， 千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。” 英语笑话（八）Which woman? One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield." My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?" 哪一位女人？ 一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。” 我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？” 英语笑话（九）The doctor lives downstairs "Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me." He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs." 医生住在楼下 “医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。 “我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。” 他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。” 英语笑话（十）One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult." Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late." At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!" 只剩一个引擎 一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦 ？我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”
