五月mother
Stan: hey dude, what's up?Eminem: yo, not much dog, you?S: kind of suck, i got fired for banging my boss's secretary.E: is she hot? good for you dog. you got any plans?S: yeah, i think i need a new job now.E: hey dude, i heard the football team is open for tryouts, why don't you go and see if you still got it?S: yeah, why not? all i got to do is to MAKE a RESERVATION for my JOB INTERVIEW?E: no need man, just call Stiffler, tell him that you've been playing football with Nova since high school, he will hook you up.S: Steve Stiffler is still playin for the team?E: he made coach now, we go way back, just talk to him.S: sure, oh where is Nova at? haven't heard from him for a long time.E: he went to Italy with Heather, he is playing soccer now for a local club in Florence.S: ew! soccer? that's chick stuff, how does Nova end up playing that?E: i don't know, man. something sure as hell messed his brain up, yo!S: Jim and Micheal gotta married last month, did you go to their wedding?E: no man, i wasn't invited, but i heard Stiffler's mom was there and someone saw Finch with her in a hot tub.S: for sure? damn! that's the milf i've always wanted to nail. lucky bastard Finch!E: they are together working on a book of Tantra now, i heard it's coming out pretty soon.S: what is that?E: just somethin that can make banging longer and a lotta better, buy a book then you can become a stud again.S: i don't know man, i'm broke, can you hit me with some dough?E: no man, the music business is hard too, but what are you doing tonight?S: i don't know, you got somewhere to go?E: i'm going to the titty bar outside the lake. you comin with me?S: why not, i missed Monica, she's got the sweetest tits on erath.E: then let me call Tyrone and get some weed, Snoop told me he got the best weed in town.S: let's do it, see you there tonight.E: peace out, dog, later.
