英语笑话五分钟

Take Medicine Linda:Mum,wake up,wake up! Mum:Ah,what's the matter? Linde:Mum，it's time to take your slepping medicine. 琳达：妈妈，醒醒，醒醒！ 妈妈：啊，什么事？ 琳达：妈妈，这个时间你应该吃安眠药了。

One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?""You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".情人节前一天，一个女人做了个项链的梦。当她醒来，她和她丈夫说：“我刚梦到你情人节给了我一根珍珠项链。你说那是什么含义呢？”。“到情人节那天你就会知道了。”他笑着说。情人节那天，男人给了他老婆一个礼盒。她很兴奋地打开，看到的却是一本书，书名是《梦的解析》。

50 have personal car glass is often break, though nothing and something stolen, but the light in glass will spend a lot of money, then he will have an idea, a "car didn't anything of value" poster on glass, wish all day, but should get up, glass was broken, and he was beside the poster more words: "excuse me, just to prove it."51. Three pursuit vogue female students in class discussions with students at the time tomorrow to wear clothes. JiaSheng: "uh... I think I wear black dress well, because my hair is black." B born after listening to it, then, "then I wear white hair white dress! Dad!" C JiaSheng after birth and after birth, suddenly said, "my father is a sound here.i is bald!"52. One day off by tram xiaoming, someone accidentally stepped back to his feet, someone: sorry... Xiao Ming: it's someone: don't know how to speak Ming: that doesn't matter, the streetcar unavoidably will trample feet of someone:... At the station I stepped on the dog shit before53 have individual find hotel, decide on the car to sleep in the middle of the night, somebody knocked on his car, ask him the time, the midnight interruptions was angry, and he had a note in the window, "I lost" will have a little girl at the window. "sir, is this watch you away?" And he said, "I was changed the watch is broken." Again someone knock window "sir, watch?" . Rage branches, "I don't know the time." I do not know how long after, greet each other on his old car "boy, is now 3 a.m."54. The military conscription animals to fight and forest animals all want to medical first monkey is not to look at his army and his tail teeth to bite a malicious his broken in. Doctor said: monkey tail, is disabled, not a soldier. The second rabbit see monkeys after this act resolutely put his long ears to break in... Doctor said: rabbit ears is broken, it is disabled, not a soldier. The third to bear. "My ear so short tail with no about?" Good rabbit and the monkey to help him to.. Suddenly the monkey: I know your teeth interrupt you if handicapped! So the monkey and rabbit ruthlessly K was a black bear his teeth all interrupt. Bear pain but also very happy, although in the physical, enfolding her black soon mouth out crying... Wow... They said I was too fat without a soldier55. We want to jump a giant art terrible ballroom dancing -- should be carried high leg rapid fall, extreme difficulty movement. Results no lian days, then everyone can have a green, some body muscle... My leg is injured in the very serious, doesn't work that way! Today, the third floor, oh, my class is just the right leg straight first-order first-order send up. Most exasperating -- are walking, listen to the next two girls whispered, "muttered the school is normal or cities that were in our hometown, the polio couldn't go to school!!"56. One day, two rare steak cooked steak met four points, both why didn't say hello? Because ~ ~ ~ ~ it both don't cooked57. A group of great scientists died in paradise to play hide and Einstein to catch a person, he opened his eyes, and saw 100 all hide, Newton still standing there. Einstein walked past say: "I hold you Newton," Newton: "no, you didn't catch Newton." Einstein: "you not Newton and who are you?" Newton: "you see my feet?" Einstein's head to see Newton stand on a meter square aspect is on the floor, puzzled. Newton: "my feet, this is a square meters, standing in the square meters above is Newton /, so you catch hold of you, not Newton's PASCAL"58. A very strict rules, university of YeBuGuiSu will be fired! Three brothers came back late, ready to turn wall in, a brother carefully probe look inside the wall, see a migrant workers stood quietly asked: "this is the school security?" Migrant workers to do a very calm "ok" gestures. Three boys in such an ecstasy, crouch hole in the wall, the three school security successful captured! Take three boys back to before, "you are not drawn migrant workers told us' ok?" Migrant workers bitter way: "I not finger than, tell you have" three "!"59. Two tomato go shopping. A tomato suddenly went quickly, the second tomato ask: we want to go where?? A tomato has no answer, so two tomato asked again. 1 again the tomatoes have no answer, so two tomato again ask again. A tomato finally turned slowly say: we are not tomatoes, we will talk?? !60 day, the kangaroo drive on a country road, suddenly see small white rabbit drove in the middle of the road, ears and body on the ground seemed almost completely in listening. So stop. Kangaroo very curiously ask: "small white rabbit, excuse me you listen to?" "Half an hour before there is a big truck through..." wakao.. So god! .. How do you know? "He NN! My neck and legs is so.....61. "get rid of depression, psychological doctor ordered patients," let your everyday life full of passion, enthusiasm, and work with ground up. Anyway, enthusiastically to do every thing." A week later, the patient came back again, look more than in the past, the doctor asked his melancholy is not as directed by a physician. "That's the problem," patient replied: "I got to eat, passionate, then kissed and his wife that I work was two hours late, fired."50.有个人车子玻璃常被打破， 虽然没啥东西被偷， 但是光换玻璃就要花很多钱， 于是他就想了一个点子， 贴一张“车内没值钱的东西”的海报在玻璃上， 心想应该没事了，谁知隔天起床， 玻璃又被打破了， 而他的海报旁多了几个字：“对不起，只是想证实一下。” 51.三位追求时尚的女同学，在下课时间讨论着明天同学会上要穿的衣服。 甲生："呃...我想我穿黑色礼服好了，因为我爸头发是黑色的。" 乙生听了之后，便如法炮制， "那我就穿白色礼服啰！我爸头发白了!" 丙生听完甲生和以生说的话后，突然惨叫一声， "我爸是秃头啦!" 52.某日小明下班搭电车回家，某人不小心踩到小明的脚 某人：对不起...... 小明：没关系 某人：不知该如何说起 小明：没关系啦，电车里难免都会踩到脚的 某人：......我在车站前踩到狗大便 53.有个人找不到旅馆，决定在车里睡一夜，半夜里有人敲他车窗，问他几点了，半夜被人打扰很不爽的啊，于是他在车窗上贴了个纸条“我的表丢了”过了会有个小女孩敲他车窗“先生，这表是你掉的吗？” 也是他把纸条改了“我的表坏了”。又有人敲车窗“先生，修表吗？”。暴怒，枝条又改成“我不知道时间”。不知过了多久，一个慈眉善目的老太太敲他车窗“小伙子，现在是凌晨3点” 54.军队征召动物们从军去打仗 于是森林里的动物全都要来体检 排第一的猴子很不想从军去 他看看他的长尾巴 于是牙一咬狠下心来把他折断 进去后... 军医说：猴子尾巴断了，是残障，不用当兵啦.... 第二的兔子看到猴子这般行为后 也毅然决然的把他的长耳朵给折断了 进去后... 军医说：兔子耳朵断了，是残障，不用当兵啦... 排第三的黑熊心想.. "我耳朵那么短尾巴有跟没有差不多怎么办呢？" 好心的兔子与猴子来帮他想办法.. 忽然猴子大呼：我知道了把你的牙打断你就算残障啦！ 于是猴子与兔子狠狠地K了黑熊一顿 把他的牙全打断..... 黑熊虽然痛但也很开心地进去体检了 不久后，只见黑熊捂着嘴出来 哭着说...... 我靠....他们说我太胖不用当兵啦 55.艺术节我们要跳一个巨可怕的集体舞——需有急速摔倒、高抬腿等暴烈难度的动作。结果没练几天大家就都受不了，有的浑身是青，有的肌肉拉伤……我右腿就伤得非常严重，根本不听使唤！今天到三楼上课，天啊，我简直就是把右腿直着一阶一阶的往上提送。最可气的是——正走着，只听后面两个女孩低声嘀咕道："还是大城市的学校比较正规些，这要是在我们老家，小儿麻痹的根本不能上学！！" 56.有天，两分熟的牛排遇到四分熟的牛排，它俩为什么没有打招呼呢？因为~~~~它俩都不熟 57.一群伟大的科学家死后在天堂里玩藏猫猫，轮到爱因斯坦抓人，他数到100睁开眼睛，看到所有人都藏起来了，只有牛顿还站在那里。 爱因斯坦走过去说：“牛顿，我抓住你了” 牛顿：“不，你没有抓到牛顿。” 爱因斯坦：“你不是牛顿你是谁？” 牛顿：“你看我脚下是什么？” 爱因斯坦低头看到牛顿站在一块长宽都是一米的正方形的地板砖上，不解。 牛顿：“我脚下这是一平方米的方块，我站在上面就是牛顿/平方米，所以你抓住的不是牛顿，你抓住的是帕斯卡” 58.某大学校规极严厉，夜不归宿将开除！有三哥们回来晚了，准备翻墙进来，一兄弟很小心地探头看墙内 ，见一民工站此，小声问：“有学校保安没？”民工很镇定地做了个“ok”手势。三男生一阵狂喜，翻墙进去，被蹲坑在此的三个学校保安成功抓获！带走前，三男生回头向民工哀怨道“你不是告诉我们‘ok’吗？”民工苦涩道：“我不是用手指比了吗，告诉你们有‘三个’啊!” 59.两颗番茄去逛街。 第一颗番茄突然走的很快，第二颗番茄就问：我们要去哪里阿？？ 第一颗番茄没回答，所以第二颗番茄又问了一次。 第一颗又番茄没回答，所以第二颗番茄又再问了一次。 第一颗番茄终于慢慢转头说： 我们不是番茄吗，我们会讲话吗？！ 60.一天，袋鼠开着车在乡村小路上转悠，突然看到小白兔在路中央，耳朵及身体几乎完全趴在地上似乎在听什么... 于是.袋鼠停下车很好奇地问：“小白兔，请问一下你在听什么？” “半小时前这里有一辆大货车经过... “哇靠..这么神！..你是怎么知道的？” “他NN的！我的脖子和腿就是这么断的. .61.“摆脱忧郁”，心理医生嘱咐病人，“让热情充满你每天的生活，热情满怀地起床、上班。总之，热情地去做每件事”。 一周后，病人又回来了，看起来比过去更加忧郁，医生问他是不遵医嘱做了。“这正是问题所在”，病人答道：“我满怀热情地起床、吃饭，然后与妻子吻别，以至于我上班晚了两个小时，被解雇了。”

Time-MoneyAs the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered. "Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter. "Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.中文翻译：时间就是金钱 当出租车在遇到红灯急刹车时，我问司机：“你同意‘时间就是金钱’这种说法吗？” “哦，这是一个普遍说法。在这个问题上，谁会在意那么多呢？”司机回答说。 “看，在车已经停止的情况下，里程表上的数字还在跑。”我指着里程表说。 “哦，是的。你说的挺有道理的。在这种情况下，时间对我们俩来说都是金钱。”司机补充说。Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. "I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child. "Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. " Notes: (1) inform v.告诉 (2) nest n.窝；巢 (3) description n.描述 (4) encourage v.鼓励 (5) resemble v. 相似；类似 18.鸟窝与头发 我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。 “是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。 “我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。 “那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。 “哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。” I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! " Notes: (1) poisonous adj.有毒的 (2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。 我刚咬破自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。 “是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？” “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。” A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?" 摔倒的女人 上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” 英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？ Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。 Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？ Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。 Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。 英语笑话（二） He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ -- 墓地守墓人。 英语笑话（三） Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。” 英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” 英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。 -- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。 -- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。 英语笑话（六）The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?" 吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。 英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid" A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid." 忠告“年轻者” 这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话， 千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。” 英语笑话（八）Which woman? One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield." My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?" 哪一位女人？ 一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。” 我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？” 英语笑话（九）The doctor lives downstairs "Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me." He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs." 医生住在楼下 “医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。 “我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。” 他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。” 英语笑话（十）One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult." Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late." At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!" 只剩一个引擎 一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦？我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。” 回答者：lovemydream - 高级经理 七级 7-5 10:08 提问者对于答案的评价： 嘻嘻 评价已经被关闭 目前有 8 个人评价 好 50% （4） 不好 50% （4） 对最佳答案的评论 GOOD! 评论者： YABNV - 魔法学徒 一级 其他回答共 2 条 Logic Reasoning 逻辑推理 A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?" A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?" 逻辑推理 小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子：“有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么？” 一个女生举手答道，“是不是去取他的存款？” [注]bank在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的“银行”之外，还有“河岸”的意思。 Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？你停止打你老婆了吗? This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent‘s witnesses． One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations． “I want‘yes’or‘no，’”thundered counsel．“There is no need for you to argue the point！” “But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes’or‘no，’”mildly responded the witness． “There are not！” snapped the lawyer． “Oh，” said the witness，“answer this then：“Have you ceased beating your wife？” 这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师，他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。 有一个证人有点倾向于在回答问题之前做冗长的解释。 “我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’，”辩护律师怒喝道： “你没有必要就这个问题进行争论。” “可是有些问题无法用‘是’或者‘不是’来回答。”这位证人温和地回敬他。 “不存在这样的问题！”律师厉声打断他。 “噢，”证人说：“那么请你回答这个问题：“你停止打你老婆了吗？” Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。这些可以吧

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Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!!! 拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个."加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃."精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:"精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情."精灵回答:"墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去."布什总统说:"哇!那是座大桥耶...注满水!!!"