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黄西英语脱口秀经典台词，如果您喜欢这篇文章，请分享给您的好友。更多精彩请关注365语录台词网。 黄西英语脱口秀台词： 1、I got a D minus. But I read that younger kids nowadays can't even read the analog watches any more. They can only read the digital ones. I was like, how are they gonna report the locations of hot chicks in the future? It's gonna be like, Hot chick, 3 o'clock. I can't stay that long. 我拿到的只是D-。我看报道，如今的小孩都不会看手表了。他们只能看懂电子表。我心想，等他们长大以后该如何报告辣妹的位置啊？别人说，“辣妹在三点钟方向”。我不能待那么久的。2、So I came to the US for college and I was really into science, which really helped me in the romance department. Like once I asked this girl out and she said, no. I said, are you sure? And she said to me, hey Joe, NO means NO. I said, well... it also means Nitric Oxide. 我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。有一次，我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。有一次，我约女孩子出去，她说不行。我问，真不行啊？她说，嘿，Joe，NO就是不行的意思。我说，NO也是一氧化氮啊。 3、And one year, I went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Here's something you guys should know about me. I don't approve of nudity in public. But when it happens, I want to be there. 有一年，我去新奥尔良参加狂欢节。 对于我，你们要了解一点，我是不赞同公共场合赤身裸体的。不过要是真有人这么干了，那我不能错过啊。3、And when I first came to the United States, I took a English as a second language class. And the teacher there was too lazy to remember the students' names. So he just handed out a list of American names for us to choose from. And by the time I got the list, there were only two names left, so I just picked Joe instead of Jake. And the other day, I told that story to my son, Jake. 我初到美国时，参加了英语培训课程。我们老师特别懒，记不住学生名字。于是他就给了我们一张美国名字表，让我们选名字。等我拿到表时，只剩下俩名字了，所以我就选了Joe。我选了Joe，另一个是Jake。有一天，我把这故事讲给我儿子听，他叫Jake。4、So my son is four years old now. But he still has a lot of growing-up to do. Sometimes I look at my son, I was like, wow, this gentleman contributes nothing to society. And I have to pretend that I'm impressed by everything he does. I was like, wow, you walked half a block by yourself? That's amazing! But in the back of my mind, I was like, big deal! When I was a kid, I built a road! 我儿子现在四岁，不过，他还远远不够成熟。有时，我看着儿子心想，哇哦，这小伙子对社会一点贡献都没有。但我还得装作他所作的事都很了不起。我说，哇哦，你自己走了半个街区？太棒了！其实我心想，这算啥啊！老子小时候修了条路！5、Hi, everybody. Hi! So I don't have too much time up here, before my green card expires. See I grew up in a poor neighborhood in China. The middle school that I went to one year decided to pave the dirt roads with bricks and cement. And the students were required to bring bricks to school and ...We worked really hard for 3 weeks and finally we built a road. Years later, I heard about the term: child labor. I was like, what?! Those kids got paid?! 嗨，大家好啊！嗨！那个……我能表演的时间不多，因为我绿卡马上要过期了。我是在中国的穷乡僻壤长大的。我们初中某年突然决定要修整土路，铺上砖头和水泥，让学生们带砖头到学校来……我们玩命地干了三个礼拜终于把路修好了。多年以后我听说了这个词：童工。我立马就惊讶了，啥？！那些小孩干活还有钱拿？（365语录台词网为您编辑发布，喜欢我请持续关注）
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you are my sunshine你是我的阳光the other night dear,as i lay sleeping,亲爱的,一天晚上我正在躺着睡觉i dreamt i held you in my arms,我梦见你在我的臂弯when i awoke dear,i was mistaken,当我醒来的时候,我亲爱的.我发现我是错误的and i hung my head and i cried!我垂下我的头,然后,我哭了you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,你是我的阳光,我唯一的阳光you make me happy,when skies are gray.你让我感到开心,当天空黑暗的时候you'll never know dear,how much i love you,你永远不会知道,我有多爱你please don't take my sunshine away.请不要把我的阳光带走you told me once dear,you really loved me,你有一次告诉我,你真的爱我and no one else could come between,没有人可以替代but now you've left me,and love another.但是现在,你离开了我,爱上了别人you have shattered all my dreams.你粉碎了我所有的梦you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,你是我的阳光,我唯一的阳光the other night dear,as i lay sleeping,亲爱的,一天晚上我正在躺着睡觉i dreamt i held you in my arms,我梦见你在我的臂弯you make me happy,when skies are gray.你让我感到开心,当天空黑暗的时候when i awoke dear,i was mistaken,当我醒来的时候,我亲爱的.我发现我是错误的you'll never know dear,how much i love you,你永远不会知道,我有多爱你and i hung my head and i cried!我垂下我的头,然后,我哭了please don't take my sunshine away.请不要把我的阳光带走you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,你是我的阳光,我唯一的阳光you make me happy,when skies are gray.你让我感到开心,当天空黑暗的时候you'll never know dear,how much i love you,你永远不会知道,我有多爱你please don't take my sunshine away.请不要把我的阳光带走you told me once dear,you really loved me,你有一次告诉我,你真的爱我and no one else could come between,没有人可以替代but now you've left me,and love another.但是现在,你离开了我,爱上了别人you have shattered all my dreams.你粉碎了我所有的梦you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,你是我的阳光,我唯一的阳光you make me happy,when skies are gray.你让我感到开心,当天空黑暗的时候you'll never know dear,how much i love you,你永远不会知道,我有多爱你please don't take my sunshine away.请不要把我的阳光带走
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有喜欢破产姐妹的嘛？视频贴的就是Max做客的那期：《欧美大咖搞怪秀》[雷雷秀] 大波妹MAX做客雷雷秀雷雷秀 - Talk Show The Tonight Show with Jay Leno（大下巴今夜秀）没错，这就是专业恶搞奥巴马踩滑板出场的那位。但是现在已经木有更新啦，因为大下巴老爷子也退休了。下面是最后一期，（高清双语42分钟整集链接就贴在这段后面 ） 回顾22年的主持生涯，重温恶搞片段，全明星为退休后的生活支招，老朋友Billy Crystal回顾辉煌成就，谢耳朵等全明星道别，大下巴泣不成声。【大下巴今夜秀】小罗伯特唐尼做客今夜秀大下巴今夜秀 Real Time with Bill Maher （彪马叔实时秀）在HBO电视台一周播出一次，节目会请一些嘉宾来讨论当前政坛和媒体上的事件。与之前节目不同的是，马赫脱口秀请到的嘉宾往往对所讨论问题有比较充分的认识，嘉宾中演员和名人比较少。另外，很多嘉宾是以卫星连线的形式参与的。这个封面造型真的好神似Barney.HBO: Real Time with Bill Maher: HomepageJimmy Kimmel Live （鸡毛秀）吉米•坎摩尔直播秀，是美国一档深夜脱口秀，由吉米•坎摩尔主创并主持，在美国广播公司（ABC）播出。该夜间节目于2003年1月26日首播，紧跟在第三十七届超级碗之后。尽管名为“直播秀”，但实际上该节目已经不再现场直播；一般节目实在播出当天太平洋时间下午4：30录制。在极少情况下会播出直播特别节目，例如在奥斯卡奖典礼等重大事件后。Seth Meyers Saturday Night Live（塞斯周六脱口秀）这位从2001年就加入Saturday Night Live （简称SNL），但是一直以来都是在幕后写段子。直到2008年这位段子手才当上了SNL的脱口秀主持人。BTW, 他很擅长模仿名人。他的最后一次SNL主持是在2014年的2月1号。因为，在2014年2月24日，Seth Meyers接替Jimmy Fallon成为 Late Night （深夜秀）的第四任主持。这个深夜秀就是上面提到过的由大卫•莱特曼于1982年创立的老牌NBC脱口秀节目。由大卫•莱特曼于1982年创立。就先整理到这儿啦。找带有字幕的真心不容易呀，还是学好英语直接看高清原版的爽。当然也非常感谢字幕组为大家带来的免费福利。
