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A wolf had been badly wounded by dogs. He lay sick and maimed in his lair. He felt very hungry and thirsty. When a sheep passed by, he asked him to fetch some water from the stream. "If you bring me the water," he said, "I will find means to get some food." "Yes," said the sheep, "if I bring you the water, you would undoubtedly make me your food." 狼和羊 ●狼被狗所咬，伤势很严重，痛苦地躺在巢穴里，不能外出觅食。 ●他感到又饿又渴，这时，他看见一只羊，便请求他到附近的小河里为他取一点水来。 ●“你给我一点水解渴”，他说，“我就能自己去寻找食物了。” ●“是呀”，羊回答说，“如果我给你送水喝，那么我就会成为你的食物。” 寓意: 谎言是经不起推敲的，它很容易被人们识破。 于病。Riddles I（001-010） 1.What is smaller than an insect's mouth? 2.What season is the most dangerous one? 3.What's too much for me,just right for two,but nothing at all for three? 4.On what day of a year do soldiers start wars in history? 5.How many feet are in a yard? 6.What person tries to make others smile most of the time? 7.From what number can one take half and leave nothing? 8.What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes,tells but does not talk? 9.How many months have 28 days? 10.Which horses have six legs? Keys (I) 答案 1.Anything it eats. 2.Autumn. Because it is also FALL. 3.A secret. 4.March fourth.When a war breaks out,they'll have to march forth. 5.It depends on how many people are standing in it. 6.A photographer. 7.The number 8. 8.Take away the upper half and 0 is left. 8.A clock. 9.All of them. Each month has its 28th day. 10.All horses have forelegs (four legs) in front and two in back, so they all have six legs. Riddles III（021-030） 21.Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother,but is still a child of your mother and father? 22.What has teeth but can't eat? 23.What kind of man can raise things without lifting them? 24.Which candle burns longer:a black one or a white one? 25.Why does a cook wear a high,white hat? 26.Can you name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday? 27.What kind of dog never can bite and bark? 28.What has a soft bed but never sleeps,a big mouth but never speaks? 29.Four girls have a basket with four apples in it.How can you divide the apples so that each girl gets a whole apple and one still remains in the basket? 30.Which eight-letter word has one letter in it? Keys (III) 21.You yourself are. 22.A comb. 23.A farmer.He can raise pigs, chickens and so on without lifting them. 24.Neither.Because all candles burn shorter. 25.To cover his head. 26.The day before yesterday,yesterday,today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow. 27.A hot dog. 28.A river. 29.Give three girls an apple each,and give the fourth girl her apple in the basket. 30.Envelope. 这里一共有320个谜语，在下面的网址中，就不一一贴出了 参考资料：
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林肯过生日 Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday. 老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件？ 小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯诞生。 老师：正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢？ 小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯过他的三周岁生日。The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼的聚会The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?" 一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢？” “天哪！” 吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧？” Blind Date相亲（笑话）��After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"��和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地！”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了！” Goethe's Tolerance Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool." "But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside.歌德的容忍 一次，歌德正在魏玛一个公园的一条狭窄小道上散步。碰巧他遇见一个对他怀有敌意的评论家。两人都停了下来，彼此相互对视。接着评论家说道：“我从来不给傻瓜让路。” “可我给。”说完歌德退到了一边。控制女人的男人Two Lines In HeavenEverybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines.One line for the men that dominated their women on earthand the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the menthat were whipped was 100 miles long,and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man.God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates.Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.Learn from him! Tell them, my son,how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."世上的每一个人都上了天堂 神说 :" 要男人分成两队 , 一是在世上控制女人的男人 ,另一是被女人鞭打的男人 .另外女子自成一队 , 跟着圣彼德去 ."队伍列好后 , 一是被女人鞭打的 ,有 100 英里长 , 一是在世上控制女人的 ,仅有一人 .神生气的说 :" 你们男人应该感到羞耻 ,我按照自己的形象创造了你们 ,而你们被女子鞭打 . 看看 , 我唯一的儿子 ,站着使我骄傲 . 你们应该向他学习 .告诉他们 , 儿子 ,你如何成为唯一站在这一队上的 ?"这男子回说 :" 我不知道 , 我太太叫我站在这的 !"英语脑筋急转弯 1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed? 为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? 狗为什么害怕日光浴？3. Why is the pig always eating? 猪为什么没完没了地吃？4、Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights? 政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了？5、Why don't women get bald as soon as men? 为什么总是男人比女人先秃头？6、What can pierce one's ears without a hole? 什么东西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？7. What's the longest word in the world? 世界上最长的单词是什么？8. Why does time fly? 时间为何飞逝？9. Where can a dog get another tail? 狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？Keys:1. They make a little food go a long way. 因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。2. They don't want to be hot-dog. 因为它们不想成为热狗。3. He's making a hog of himself. 它想成为一只肉猪。4、The cold war is over. 冷战结束了。5、Because women wear hire longer. 因为女人头发留得长。6、Noice. 噪音。7. Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'. 微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。8. To get away from all those who are trying to kill it. 为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人。9. At a retail store. 在零售商店。
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英语故事： A milkmaid was going to the market.She carried her milk in a pail on her head. As she went along she began calculating what she would buy after she had sold the milk. "I'll buy a new dress, and when i go to the ball,all the young men will dance with me!" As she spoke she tossed her head back.the pail immediately fell off her head,and all the milk was spolt. The girl went back without anything.she felt very sad."ah,my child,"said her mother. "do not count your chickens before they are batched 送牛奶的女孩和她的桶 一个送牛乃的女孩去市场。她手里拎着一桶奶。 在她进去时候，她考虑到：卖了奶，她该买什么呢？ “我要买条新裙子，然后去参加误会，年轻的先生们将全和我跳舞。” 说着说着，她摇了摇头。提桶从手中打翻，牛奶全洒了。 女孩什么都没买就回去了。她觉得很沮丧。“啊，我的孩子，”她的妈妈说，“不要过于乐观。”笑话：Two roaches having a discussion Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines." "Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!" 1.what month do soldiers hate 2.what kind of dog doesnot bite or bark 3.what is the smallest room in the world 4.what kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy 答案：1.March 3月 (March有行军的意思) 2.Hot dog(热狗) 3.Mushroom.(蘑菇最小) 4.fresh water(淡水)
