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Berserk commando characters: Zhou Yu, Zhu Geliang, Gao crazy crazy crazy, short, fat. One day, Zhou Yu was at home, suddenly, a lunatic broke in: "stand up!" Zhou Yu: "why?" High: "I want to order you crazy!!" Zhou Yu: "hum, is a madman!" (kick out high crazy) high crazy left, a dwarf: "give you!" (threw pen) Zhou Yu: "why?" Dwarf Crazy: "I am your father!" Zhou Yu: "it is crazy!" (kick out) then, a fat man: "I want to kill you!!" Zhou Yu and his fighting up. Fight for a long time, Zhou Yu: "you might as well go to the split Zhu Geliang bar!" "Good!!!!!!" Fat crazy said. Zhou Yu and the mad short crazy also confessed it again. Zhou Yu called them "berserk commando". A month later, he received the invitation letter to Zhu Geliang: "come to my house!" Zhou Yu: "he should be berserk commandos killed!" Zhou Yu came to Zhu Geliang home. Zhu Geliang please high Crazy: "this is a musician, he wants to control others, I let him control instrument." Then please short Crazy: "he likes things to people, I let him send steamed buns." Finally to is chopping fat Crazy: "he wanted to split things, I let him chopping wood, wood split what good. But let him keep chopping, or he will split the other things!" Zhou Yu froze. Zhu Geliang said: "the madman is not the blink of an eye." He told Zhou Yu: "the number of the eyelids, 2 1, 3, 4, 5......"暴疯突击队 人物:周瑜,诸葛亮,高疯,矮疯,胖疯。 某一天,周瑜在家里,突然,一个高疯子闯了进来:“站起来!” 周瑜:“为什么?” 高疯:“我想命令你!!” 周瑜:“哼,是个疯子!”(一脚踹出高疯) 高疯刚走,来了个矮子:“给你!”(扔过来支笔) 周瑜:“为什么?” 矮疯:“我是你爸爸!” 周瑜:“又是疯子!”(踹出去) 接着,来了个胖子:“我要劈了你!!” 周瑜就和他格斗起来了。 斗了半天,周瑜:“你不如去劈诸葛亮吧!” “好!!!!!!”胖疯说。 周瑜和高疯矮疯也交待了一遍。周瑜叫他们“暴疯突击队”。 一个月后,他收到诸葛亮的邀请信:“来我家里做客吧!” 周瑜:“他应该被暴疯突击队折磨死了阿!” 周瑜来到诸葛亮家。 诸葛亮请出高疯:“这是音乐家,他想控制别人,我就让他控制乐器。” 接着请出矮疯:“他喜欢发东西给人,我就让他发馒头。” 最后带到正在劈柴的胖疯:“他要劈东西,我就让他劈柴,什么柴都劈的好。不过要让他不停的劈,不然他要劈其他的东西啦!” 周瑜愣住了。诸葛亮说:“疯子是不眨眼的。” 他对周瑜的眼皮数:“1、2、3、4、5……”
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A Play: Buying Medicine By Liu Qinglin Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei S ------- Shopkeeper D- ---- Doctor Li O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----) Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----) H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy W- ---- Woman J ------ Japanese Scene1 ( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.) D: Good evening, everyone. Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li. D: Hello, let me examine you. W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.) D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some medicine on you. W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high fever. He seems fainted. D: ( Takes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left. W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine. D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest. W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me. ( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.) X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know. W1: But there’s no medicine left. X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine. D: Have you got any money? X: No. D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine. X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands. D: But how can you get the medicine without money? X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye. D and Ws: Be careful! Scene2 ( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes. When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman) W: Help! Help! H: You needn’t cry. There’s nobody else here. Let me marry you and make yourself noble. W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you. H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives) X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman! H: It’s none of your business! Go away. X: I would rather stop you. ( H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. They begin a fight. W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg. X knocks H down) X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up. W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid. X: It doesn’t matter. Pull him into the corn fields. H: Please spare my life. I won’t do that again ( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.) X: Don’t do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come. H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go. X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! ( X puts his socks into H’s mouth.) Wait here . And lend me your pass and bike. Don’t try to run away. (They go down.) Scene 3 (Music) (X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along) J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass. X: Here you are! J1 & J2: ( After reading it.) Hi! Salute. ( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.) S: Who’s it? X: It’s me, a customer. S: (To O1) Go to answer the door. O1: come in, please. You are the only customer for these days. S: What can I do far you? X: ( Hands him the pass.) We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list. S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money? X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time. Quick, this is order. ( Shows him his gun.) S: All right! All right! S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicine O1: All right . ( Hands it to X.) Here you are. X: I have to go now. Bye-bye. S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door. O1: All right. ( He closes it.) S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick! ( X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call. J2 signs him to stop. X rides towards him and knocks him out. J1 begins to short at him. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills them with two shots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.) J3: Oh, here he is! js: (Together) Don’t move! Hands up! H: I’m sorry. I’m not Eighth ----- J4: Tie him up. ( They tie him up and beat him.) H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army. J5: Don’t listen to him. He’s lying. Put him in our car. Let’s go. (They go down.) X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street. He meets some Japanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws come to welcome him) D: Here comes our hero. Ws: Congratulations. X: Thank you, everybody. ( The end )
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白雪是一个年轻美丽的小公主,有着皇室血统,是一个纯正的公主,但是很不幸,她的美貌遭到恶毒王后的嫉妒;她逃离了恶魔王后,在森林里和七个小矮人成为朋友。她温和文雅,但轻信别人,使得恶魔王后的骗局总能成功。但是单纯可爱也为她赢得了朋友,赢得了森林里的动物、七个小矮人以及英俊王子的保护。白雪梦想着得到真爱,她和白马王子一见钟情!最后,她得到白马王子的爱情,破解了皇后给白雪公主的毒苹果诅咒。 Snow is a young and beautiful little princess has a royal descent, is a pure princess, but unfortunately, her beauty queen had been viciously jealous; she fled the evil queen, in the forest and the Seven Dwarfs as a friend . Her gentle gentle, but gullible people, making a total fraud demon queen success. But the cute and simple but also won her friends, won the forest animals, the Seven Dwarfs as well as the handsome prince of protection. Snow dream to be true love, she and her prince charming love at first sight! Finally, she got Prince Charming's love, break the Queen to Snow White's poison apple curse.