晓旭的妈妈
Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy wifeisWuSong. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom? MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):Ican! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum? JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”. L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup? JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and…… JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下) Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I’mback! LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten tome.Lookatyourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme! L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto. LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo andtellhim.(下) L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下) Act3 (J睡眼惺忪上) J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty! (突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself. JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet? J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone! JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback! J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上) C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney! J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough? (三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken! B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight! C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand robthewedding! A&B:Goodidea! J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible! AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple! J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet! (突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride. B:Haveyougotanyexperience? J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000) Act5 (转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中) ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! A:Theroadisbuiltbyme! B:AndIplantedonetree. C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet--- J:Giveusallyourmoney! (L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头) L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后) (MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去） (J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou? L(哭状):Ihurtalot! J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下) L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下) (音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
Mr.白马王爷
The jungle 剧中角色： rabbit, bird, elephant, bear, deer, mouse, dog, monkey, tiger 清晨，大森林沐浴在和煦的阳光里，小鸟在欢快的歌唱。三个好朋友——小兔子、小老鼠、小象边唱边向这边走来…… [Rabbit] A rabbit, a rabbit, Am I big or small? I’m small, small, small. Hello, bird. [Bird] Hello, rabbit. [Rabbit] What are you doing? [Bird] I’m playing. Let’s play together. [Rabbit] OK. An elephant, an elephant. Am I big or small? I’m big, big, big. Good morning, brown bear and little deer. [Bear and deer] Good morning, elephant. Let’s play together. [Elephant] OK. [Mouse] A mouse, a mouse. Am I big or small? I’m small, small, small. [Mouse] Good morning, Mr. Dog. [Dog] Good morning, little mouse. [Mouse] What are you doing, Mr. Dog? [Dog] I’m playing with my friends. [Mouse] Do you have any friends? [Dog] Yes, of course. Hello, my friends. Come here. Come here. Look, they are all my friends. [Bird] Hello, I’m a bird. I can sing songs. I have beautiful wings. I can fly in the sky. [Monkey] Hi, I’m a monkey. I’m very clever. I can climb trees. [Bear] Hello, I’m a brown bear. I’m stronger than you. I can climb trees, too. [Monkey] But you’re slow. I’m very, very fast. [Deer] Hello, I’m a deer. I can run. And I’m very fast. What can you do, little rabbit? [Rabbit] I’m wise and cute, and I can jump. [Elephant] Hello, I’m an elephant. I’m the strongest animal in the jungle. And I can dance. [Monkey] You dance poorly. I can dance very well. (The other animals laugh) [Mouse] But you are heavy. You can carry a lot of things. Nice to see you all. How do you do? [All] Nice to see you too. How do you do? [Mouse] Let’s be friends. [All] Yes, let’s be good friends. [Dog] Let’s play together. [All] OK. Come on! [Bear] Look at the beautiful flowers. [Mouse] Look out! There’s a trap. (Suddenly, all the animals hear “Help! Help!”) [Bear] Quiet! Quiet! What’s that sound? What happened? My friends, my friends come here quick. [Rabbit] Who are you? [Tiger] I’m a tiger - your friend. I fell into a trap and I can’t climb out. I beg you, help me, please. [Mouse] I’m so sorry to hear that. Let’s help the poor tiger. [Elephant] You can’t. He’s a tiger. He’s going to eat you! [Tiger] No, no. I’m your friend. I’m very kind. I won’t eat you, I promise. [Mouse] Oh, but he needs our help. [Rabbit] He needs help. I’ll help him. Let’s help him together. [Elephant] OK. Don’t worry. Let’s make a rope and pull him out. (action) [All] Yes, yes. Let’s pull the tiger out. [Elephant] Are you ready? [All] Yes. One, two, three. [Tiger] Thank you, my friends. [All] Not at all. [Tiger] But, I was very hot in there. Now, I would like to drink some water. Would you please get me some water? [Monkey] I’m very clever and fast. Let me get you some water. [Tiger] Thank you, my good friend. [Deer] Big tiger, please, sit down. Have a rest. [Tiger] OK. I’m very tired. [Monkey] Big tiger, I’m back. Here is your water. [Tiger] Thanks a lot. (Tiger drinks water.) Now I’m not thirsty anymore. [Bird] Let’s go on playing. [All] Good. Let’s go on playing. [All] Good. Let’s go on playing. [Rabbit] Big tiger, let’s play together. [Tiger] OK. Little rabbit. Now, I’m … I’m – [Rabbit] What is it? [Tiger] Well, I’m very hungry now. I want to eat something. I think you look delicious. I want to eat you. (action) [Rabbit] Help! Help! Help me! [Birds] (cry) My friend, rabbit. [Mouse] Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Oh no! [Bear and dog] We will remember this. You are a very bad tiger! You’ll be sorry! [All] You are a very mean tiger! You’ll pay! [Tiger] I’m not thirsty or hungry anymore. I’m very, very happy. (laughs and laughs. He falls back into the trap.) Help me! My friends, help me! Help me! [All] Sorry. Goodbye! Sorry. Goodbye! Sorry. Goodbye! (The animals look at one another. No one wants to help the tiger anymore.)
