幽默英语初二

名词 n

①幽默感[U]

②幽默[U]

Humor is often more than a laughing matter.

幽默常常不只是一笑了之的事。

He has a good sense of humor.

他富于幽默感。

③心情,情绪[S]

The boss is in no humor to talk to you right now.

此刻老板没有心情同你说话。

④气质,性情[U]

及物动词 vt

迎合;迁就

It's not always wise to humor a small child.

总是迁就小孩子不明智的

2.humour    [ˈhjuːmə]

名词n

（尤指在文学作品和言谈中）幽默，诙谐；滑稽；情绪，心情；〈史〉体液（血液，黏液，胆汁和黑胆汁，以前认为它们在人体的相对比例决定人的身体和心理状况）

I can't stand people with no sense of humour.

我无法忍受毫无幽默感的人。

及物动词vt

纵容；迁就，迎合

It's not always wise to humour a small child.

总是迁就小孩子不明智的

3.humorous      英[ˈhjuːm(ə)rəs]     美[ˈ(h)jumərəs]

形容词adj

The truly humorous individual is often the focus of attention in any gathering.

一个真正有幽默感的人在任何聚会上常常是注意力的焦点。

派生词：

humorously（ adverb）, humorousness （noun）.

The World's Greatest Swordsman At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman. His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile. "Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!" "Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father." 世界上最伟大的击剑手 在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。 他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。 “你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中!” “啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了。” ————————————————————————————————————————— A Mistake An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened." "Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene. "Where are the others?" asked a medic. "Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay." 搞错了 一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。” “成交!”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。 “其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。 “我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。” ———————————————————————————————————————— Pig or Witch A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen. 猪还是女巫 一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪！！”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。 ————————————————————————————————————————— Response Ability An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity." Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong." A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?" The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit." 答问技巧 衣阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币。别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时，牧师答道：“这仅仅是决定由谁来做一件善事的一种科学方法。” 当我人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时，他答道：“当然不会。毕竟，我可能会是错的。” 一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅？” 获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。” ———————————————————————————————————————— Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion. In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion. "What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief. "Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?" 伟大的猎手Jonesie 有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是，村长派人去请伟大的猎手Jonesie来杀死这只野兽。 猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后，他要求村长杀只羊然后把头皮给他。把羊皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。 半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。没有狮子出没的蛛丝马迹。 “Jonesie，怎么了？狮子在哪？”村长问。 “哪有狮子！”猎人怒吼道，“哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了？” ———————————————————————————————————————— Weather Predict A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?" The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken." 天气预报 一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了. 一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴. "印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气. 几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了. 最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?" 印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了." —————————————————————————————————————————— I Am Acting Like a Lady One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed. "You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?" "Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady." 我要表现得象位女士 一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。 他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。 “你干嘛？”有人尖声叫道，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗？” “听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象个女士。”

形容“幽默”的英语单词有：humorous、amusing、comical、funny、ridiculous

1、humorous

英 ['hjuːm(ə)rəs]  美 ['hjumərəs]

adj. 诙谐的，幽默的；滑稽的，可笑的

短语

humorous- 幽默 ; 幽默元素的应用 ; 有幽默

Humorous kid 幽默孩子 ; 幽默小子 ; 幽默的小子 ; 幽默的孩子

humorous appeal 幽默诉求

2、amusing

英 [ə'mjuːzɪŋ]  美 [ə'mjuzɪŋ]

adj. 有趣的，好玩的；引人发笑的

v. 逗乐；打发；使…高兴（amuse的ing形式）

短语

Amusing Advertisements 创意广告

amusing himself 娱乐自己 ; 有趣的自己 ; 本人有趣

extremely amusing 分外有趣 ; 非常有趣

3、comical

英 ['kɒmɪk(ə)l]  美 ['kɑmɪkl]

adj. 滑稽的，好笑的

短语

comical features 喜剧性

comical l 滑稽的

Comical Cartoons 滑稽卡通

4、funny

英 ['fʌnɪ]  美 ['fʌni]

adj. 有趣的，好笑的，滑稽的；（口）稀奇的，古怪的，奇异的；有病的，不舒服的；狡猾的，欺骗（性）的，可疑的，不光明

n. 滑稽人物；笑话，有趣的故事；滑稽连环漫画栏；（英）（比赛用）单人双桨小艇

短语

Funny People 滑稽人物 ; 爆笑绝唱 ; 爆笑梦之队 ; 命运好好笑

FUNNY FACES 有趣的脸 ; 风趣的脸 ; 滑稽小丑 ; 鬼脸少年俱乐部

Funny Friends 趣怪人生 ; 狐朋狗友 ; 最佳损友 ; 趣怪人的生活

5、ridiculous

英 [rɪ'dɪkjʊləs]  美 [rɪ'dɪkjələs]

adj. 可笑的；荒谬的

短语

Ridiculous Thoughts 天马行空 ; 胡思乱想 ; 荒谬的想法 ; 荒谬的思想

ridiculous movie 一部大蠢片

Ridiculous reality 荒谬的现实 ; 荒谬现实

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