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新老师学生A: 学生B: 学生C: 学生A他娘 : 学生B他娘: c他娘: 旁白: 校长: 老师: 在一个很远的地方,有一个小房子,小房子里有一个小学校,小学校里有三个小学生和一个校长,看!今天学校里来了一个新老师,所以,故事...开始了旁白:In a distant place, there was a small house, small House has a primary school, primary school had three primary school students and a principal in, look! Today comes a new teacher in the school, so the story ... Start 同学们!今天我们学校来了一位新老师!希望你们不要像上次那个老师一样!拜拜!校长【用山东话】:The classmates! Our school has come a new teacher today! I hope you don't like the last time the teacher! Bye bye! 【淡定下台】 是的!校长,我们明白了!校长再见!学生A。B。C:Yes! President, we knew it! Principal bye!【用奸笑来对校长再见】【校长下,老师上】 同学们!大家好!我的名字叫 李哥,哇哈哈!不错吧!我是你们信任的老师,听说你们气走了很多老师,今天,我就来较量一下!好了!开始上课!上课!老师:The students!Hello, everyone.My name is Li brother, wow ha ha!Good!I am your trust in teacher, heard you gone many teachers, today, I'll fight!Good!Classes begin!Class begins 起立学生B:Stand up【学生一个一个站起来】 同学们早上好老师:ood morning, class 恩恩!中午好!学生ABC:ENENGood afternoon! 我先给同学们画一幅画,然后你们才是什么!老师:I give the students to draw a picture, then you are what【在黑板上画一个桃子】 这是什么?老师:What it is? 老师,我能用汉语说吗?学生B:Teacher, can I speak in Chinese? 可以老师:OK这是屁股!学生B:pigu!这是…算了…算了….我认了!好吧!就当是屁股吧!老师:This is...Forget it.Forget it.I recognized!That'll be fine.When is your butt!好了!下一题!我在黑板上写汉语,你们把英语说出来!好吗?老师:Good!The next problem!I write Chinese on the blackboard, you speak English!All right?好学生ABC:OK!【在黑板上写“食人鱼”】 食人鱼学生A【举手】:eat people fish!这….好吧….不错…不错….你想象力挺丰富的啊!老师:This...OK.Nice.Nice.. you are very rich in imagination!行!下一题!我写算式,你们说答案!老师:That 's OK.The next problem!I write a formula, you say the answer!【在黑板上写“1+1= 2+2= 3+3= 4+4= 5+5= ”】2 4 6 8 10学生C:two four six eight ten 【都不说话,只让胡志勇说】闭嘴!老师:Shut up【再从黑板上写“1+2= 2+3= 3+4= 4+5= ”】 3 4….学生C:three four…..【换没说完就被老师用胶布捂住嘴】 【这时,有吃东西的声音杨云青和刘明坤在吃薯片】你…..杨云青给我上来擦黑板!老师:You...Yang Yunqing gave me to clean the blackboard下一个课程,念生字老师:The next course, read the new words老师念什么啊学生B:What the teacher read aloud. 念上面的字啊!老师:Read the word!上面没有字啊!学生B:Without a word.啊!老师:A!【回头看】 好吧!这是群什么学生啊!老师:That'll be fine.This is a group of student!好学生!学生ABC:提示:"%s"以后的内容没有被翻译,单次翻译最多1000字努力翻译中,请稍后…A good student! 我去啊!我疯了!老师:I went to ah!I'm crazy!【甩门而去】 耶!!!学生ABC:Yeah!!! 【放学了】哇哇哇哇!孩子胆肥了!敢跟老师作对!不错不错!回家好好奖赏奖赏你!学生A他娘:Cry!The children feed!Dare to tell the teacher!Nice.Go home and have a good reward reward you!【摸着学生A的头走出去】 你这熊孩子,换敢跟老师作对!回家收拾你!学生B他娘:You bear the child, for dare to resist with the teacher!Tidy up your home!你….好吧….我无语了!学生C他娘:You...OK.I was speechless!
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英语学习资料:9人英语话剧剧本:《奥赛罗》9人英语话剧剧本:《奥赛罗》(灯光效果:暗。背景音效:狂风暴雨,闪电雷鸣。)Aside:TheformergovernorMontano,Lieutenant[lef'ten?nt]Cassio,DesdemonaandherservantEmilia,andsoldiersandlocalresidentsontheislandaregatheringontheharbourofCyprustowaitandweletheirgeneralOthellowhojustfoughtabattleonthesea.Itisatdusk,therearelightningacpaniedbyclapsofthunderonthesea.Everyoneisworriedandprayingfortheirgeneral.蒙太诺Montano:Canyouseeanyshipatsea?罗德利哥Roderigo:Nothing,sir!Whataheavyfog!Ican’tseeanything.苔丝狄蒙娜Desdemona:Ihopeeverythinggoeswell,godblessesmylord.——Othello.爱米利娅Emilia:Oh,Lady,don’tworry,godblessesgoodman.罗德利哥Roderigo:Look!Aship.爱米利娅Emilia:Look,thatisOthello!Ournewgovernor——Thankgoodness!(奥瑟罗Othello伊阿古Iago,卡西奥Cassio,军官乙SecondGentleman上)(灯光:亮:音效:无)奥瑟罗Othello:Hahahaha!GoodNews,Gentlemen!Thewarisover.TheTurkshadtogiveuptheirattackingplan;theirshipsweredestroyedbythestorm.蒙太诺Montano:Iamgladtohearthat,itisaworthygovernor.奥瑟罗Othello:Oh!Mydeer!苔丝狄蒙娜Desdemona:Oh!Mylord!奥瑟罗Othello:Wine!Let’shaveadrink.(欢快轻柔的背景音乐起,众人三五成群,互相祝贺,军官拿酒上来,众人开始畅饮,欢声笑语不断……只有罗德利哥Rodrigo一人站在一旁闷闷不乐,不时看着美丽的苔丝狄蒙娜,不住的唉声叹气。伊阿古Iago看到此情此景,走上前来。)伊阿古Iago:MydeerfriendRodrigo,whatareyouthinkingabout?罗德利哥Rodrigo:Iwanttodrownmyself.伊阿古Iago:Stupid,youwanttokillyourselfjustforawoman.罗德利哥Rodrigo:Idon’tcareaboutanything,evenmylife.伊阿古Iago:IknowyouloveDesdemona;I’myourhonestfriend.Iwillhelpyouwithmywisdom.Ipromisethiswomanwillbeyours.IhateOthello,doyouknowwhy?Look,there,thathandsomegentlemen,hetookmyplace,Ishouldbeassistantgeneral,butheis.(这时候卡西奥Cassio走了过来)伊阿古Iago:Hi,Cassio,e,haveadrink.卡西奥Cassio:Sorry,man,Icannotdrinkanymore.伊阿古Iago:Comeon,justacup.卡西奥Cassio:No,Ihavedrunkalot.伊阿古Iago:Please,forOthelloandDesdemona.伊阿古Iago(toRodrigo)lethimdrinkasmuchashecan,thenhewillbedazed.罗德利哥Rodrigo:Why?伊阿古Iago:Justdoit,ok?Trustme,I’mhelpingyou.(ToCassio)Comeon,myfriend;moisten['moisn]yourthroat,anddrinkitwiththesongs.卡西奥Cassio:Oh,ittastesnottoobad,itmakemedazed.伊阿古Iago(toRodrigo)Heisdeeplydrunk,now,inflamehisanger,youknowhowtodoit.(罗德利哥走到卡西奥身边,狠狠的撞了他一下)罗德利哥Rodrigo:Man,getoutofmyway.卡西奥Cassio:(抚摸着被撞疼的地方,不满又不解的问)Sorry?罗德利哥Rodrigo:Isaidyouareafool.卡西奥Cassio:Canyousayitagain?罗德利哥Rodrigo:Youarearogue!Youarearascal!(Atthattime,Montanoising)蒙太诺Montano:What’sup?Gentlemen,calmdown.卡西奥Cassio:Noonecanstopme,sir.(拔剑,蒙太诺赶紧上前阻拦,卡斯奥把剑一挥,伤了蒙太诺的胳膊。蒙太诺亦拔剑,二人打了起来)伊阿古Iago:Oh,blood,help,theyarefighting.General,eon.(ToRodrigo)Away,Isay;goout.奥瑟罗Othello:Whatisthematterhere?Hold,foryourlives!蒙太诺Montano:O,Ibleedstill;Iamhurttothedeath.奥瑟罗Othello:Why,Turksdidn’tbeatus,butyoubeateachother,why?HonestIago,lookatyourgrayfaces.Speak,whobeganthis?伊阿古Iago:Idonotknow,justnowtheyaregoodfriends,andtheylooklikebrideandgroom;butnow—Idon’tknowwhy,theybeateachother.奥瑟罗Othello:Cassio,youhavefotyourduty,youmakemesodisappointed.卡西奥Cassio:Iprayyou,pardonme;Icannotspeak.
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英语短剧:The Fox and the Tiger(狐假虎威) T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you? Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you. Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now. Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here. Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest. Tiger: Ok. Let’s go. Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out. Bird: I’m a bird. Rabbit: Hi! Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you? Rabbit: Yes, please. Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you? R&B: Yes, come on! Frog : Ok! I’m coming! Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here? R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us. Bear: Ok! I’m coming. Fox: Hello, Bear! Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Frog! Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Bird! Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Rabbit! Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away! Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That’s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me