迷茫老男人
A year has four seasons. Every season has three months. The weather of one season is different from that of any other. The life cycles of plants are controlled by the seasons. The first season is spring. The three months in it are March, April and May. During that time we have warm weather and fine days. All plants come to life. Animals wake up from hibernation. It is time for farmers to get ready for their fields. The second season is summer. The three months are June, July and August. The weather is very hot and it often rains. People can go swimming and sightseeing. It is time for all things to grow up. The third season is autumn. The three months are September, October and November. The weather becomes cooler and cooler. Leaves begin to fall to the ground. It is the harvest time for farmers. The fourth season is winter. December, January and February are the three months of that season. The weather is very cold, and most of the plants die at that time. Sometimes it snows. People can enjoy skating and skiing. But winter doesn' t stay with us for a long time, for spring comes again soon. 翻译： 一年四季 一年有四季，每个季节有三个月，每个季节的气候都不一样。生命的轮回由四季控制。 第一个季度是春季。春季的三个月为三月、四月和五月。在这段时间里，天气温暖、晴朗，万物复苏。冬眠的动物们也醒过来了，农民们开始忙农活。 第二个季节是夏季，包括六月、七月和八月。天气非常热，而且老是下雨。人们能游泳、观光。夏季也是万物生长的好时候。 第三个季节是秋季，三个月分别是九月、十月和十一月。天 气越来越凉，树叶开始飘落。这是一个收获的季节。 最后一个季节是冬季，这一季包括十二月、一月和二月。天气非常冷，大多数植物都死了。有时候还下雪，人们可以滑冰和滑雪。但是冬天不会太长，因为春天马上就要来临了。
家军小太郎
一些中国式英文，希望会有帮助1．we two who and who! 咱俩谁跟谁啊！ 2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你？怎么老是你？ 3．you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们！一起上！ 4．as far as you go to die！ 有多远死多远！ 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 ！！ 6．you me you me 彼此彼此 7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ ！ 8．know is know ，noknow is noknow... 知之为知之，不知为不知… 9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! 16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 18．you have two down son 你有两下子。 19.好好学习，天天向上： good good study,day day up! 20、Open the door see mountain 开门见山 21、five flowers eight doors 五花八门 22、people mountain people sea 人山人海 23、Un-ding-able 顶不住了 24、You go see see 你去看看. 25、Moon under old man 月下老人 26.so many people die, no see you die. 咁多人死唔见你死。 27.die away 死开 28.If you no three no four, I give you some color to see see! 如果你不三不四，我给你点颜色看看。 29.Ask what ask! 问什么问！see what see 看什么看！laugh what laugh 笑什么笑！ 30.Have one leg with somebody. 跟某人有一腿。 31.What thing? 什么事？ 32.Two breasts. 二奶。 33.Pack two breasts. 包二奶。 34.watch uncle.表叔十大爆笑中式英语投票(可多选)How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡Four Glad Meatballs 直译：四个开心的肉球 被用为：四喜丸子Wash after relief 用过请冲水 解释：中国的厕所光冲（flush）不行，居然还要“洗”（wash）！You ask me，me ask who？ 你问我，我问谁Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上No three no four. 不三不四Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之为知之，不知为不知If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条watch sister 表妹fire big 火大Go past, no mistake past. 走过路过，不要错过As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？people moumtain people sea 人山人海下面就是这些Chinglish说法，其中每行第一部分是汉语说法，第二部分是Chinglish说法，第三部分则是英语的标准说法。 ① 欢迎你到... ② welcome you to ... ③ welcome to ... ① 永远记住你 ② remember you forever ③ always remember you（没有人能活到forever） ① 祝你有个... ② wish you have a ... ③ I wish you a ... ① 给你 ② give you ③ here you are ① 很喜欢... ② very like ... ③ like ... very much ① 黄头发 ② yellow hair ③ blond/blonde（西方人没有yellow hair的说法） ① 厕所 ② WC ③ men's room/women's room/restroom ① 真遗憾 ② it's a pity ③ that's too bad/it's a shame（it's a pity说法太老） ① 裤子 ② trousers ③ pants/slacks/jeans ① 修理 ② mend ③ fix/repair ① 入口 ② way in ③ entrance ① 出口 ② way out ③ exit（way out在口语中是crazy的意思） ① 勤奋 ② diligent ③ hardworking/studious/conscientious ① 应该 ② should ③ must/shall ① 火锅 ② chafing dish ③ hot pot ① 大厦 ② mansion ③ center/plaza ① 马马虎虎 ② so-so ③ average/fair/all right/not too bad/OK（西方人很少使用so-so） ① 好吃 ② delicious ③ good/nice/tasty/appetizing（delicious在中国被滥用） ① 尽我最大努力 ② try my best ③ try/strive（try的本意就是try my best） ① 有名 ② famous ③ well-known/renowned/legendary/popular（famous在中国被滥用） ① 滑稽 ② humorous ③ funny/witty/amusing/entertaining ① 欺骗 ② to cheat ③ to trick/to play a joke on/to con/to deceive/to rip off ① 车门 ② the door of the car ③ the car's door ① 怎么拼? ② how to spell? ③ how do you spell? ① 再见 ② bye-bye ③ bye/see you/see you later/later（bye-bye有些孩子气） ① 玩 ② play ③ go to/do（play在中国被滥用） ① 面条 ② noodles ③ pasta（noodles有些孩子气） ① 据说 ② it is said ③ I heard/I read/I was told ① 等等 ② and so on ③ etc. ① 直到现在 ② till now ③ recently/lately/thus far ① 农民 ② peasant ③ farmer ① 宣传 ② propaganda ③ information
恩恩慧慧
中餐厅第三季节目7月26日每周五晚上更新，可以在湖南卫视、芒果tv、腾讯视频播出，网络平台更新要晚一些。中餐厅是一个经营体验节目，节目邀请几位明星作为一个中餐厅的经营者，在国外开设中餐厅，需要满足前来就餐客人的需求，几位嘉宾需要连续经营20天餐厅。
中餐厅杨紫手受伤是第几期
中餐厅第3季第一期（2019-07-26期），杨紫因为搬桌子没有注意不小心被桌子挤了一下，感觉整个手都麻了的杨紫是跑到厨房求助，询问大家都没有带药可以敷一下的。
在简单处理之后，到了第二天早晨，杨紫也是感觉手指疼得不能动了，于是，杨紫将手指伤情汇报给了店长。
在听到杨紫的汇报之后，店长黄晓明也是做出了果断的回应“我陪你去医院，你这动不了会出问题的”，黄晓明接着表示“不管是节目里还是节目外，我都会很担心的”，作为这一季的新店长，黄晓明的这一番话，确实会让杨紫感受到暖暖的照顾。
中餐厅杨紫讲中式英语是哪期
中餐厅第三季第2期，即20190802期，网友现场和老外说英语，手脚并用才算表达清楚了，网友表示真的快被杨紫的塑料英语笑死了，感觉明星们是时候专门练练英语了。
其实不仅是杨紫，就是黄晓明在节目中的音乐也不咋的，已经是参加3季的老人了，感觉小明哥英语水平还有点退步了。
黄晓明用英文向外国顾客表达的感觉，只有“Thank you very much”很短。
当年黄晓明在演唱歌曲《One World One Dream》时，在这句not at all的发音时因为酷似“闹太套”而遭网友调侃。黄晓明说因为网友对他口语的嘲讽，让他难过了很久，感觉自己就成了一个笑话，甚至还一度让他有了轻生的想法。
但是黄晓明挺了过来，英语不好，那就学。他甚至每月花费四万请贴身家教恶补英文。付出终于收到了回报，连自己的妻子都说黄晓明的英文比她好。特别是在《中餐厅1》时，黄晓明再节目中大秀英文，成功洗刷了“闹太套”的耻辱。
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