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Inmyeyes,youwillalwaysbelookedcarefree,andeatingwithrelishisalways,sleepisalwaysHanransleep……Ireallyenvyyouknow,Oh!Sometimesthink,asyoudosopigsareverygood!
在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉!有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的!
IfamistakewasPtty,Ihavemakeabigmistakeifthecrimeisasmart,Ihavecommittedheinouscrimes,Zhennanlife!ButyouJiuhaolabothrightdeadcrimes,reallyenvyyou!
如果长得漂亮是一种错，我已经铸成大错;如果聪明是一种罪，我已经犯下滔天大罪，做人真难!但你就好啦，既没错又没罪，真羡慕你!
Becauseofyou,Ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havingaMianmianzhizhongtraction.NowIwanttosayisthatIShangbeizi.whatisbuiltNieah?!
因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是~~我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!
Alsoknownasthebricksandmortarboardsinfantsbricks,theoldBeijingisthemostcharacteristicoftheculturalheritageofoneofalethalstrong,andeasy-to-carryconcealed,notweapons,andothercharacteristics,……shootyouusethemostappropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适!
Psychologicaltest:Ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:1yourunfast;asfast;youcowardslowerthan…answer:youthanbeastsalsoabeastyouarebeasts;beastthanyou!HappyAprilFool'sDay!
心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!
Notice:AprilFool'sDayapproaching,onApril1youreceivetextmessagesarebogus,meaningexactlyopposite,pleasepayattention.Followingisthefirst:YouarehandsomestylesYushulinfengbeautyoftheblossomingdevilbuildlover!
通告：愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!
Shacengsaid:Ihave16change!Journeysaid:Ihave32change!Wukongsaid:Iam72changed!InhisTangSeng:Nishionthetreatment,youchangeaphonecall,Isawhowotherpeoplelookatmonsterswithphonemessages?HappyAprilFool'sDay!
沙僧说：我有16变!八戒说：我有32变!悟空说：我有72变!唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!
AfterdinnersevenCommandment:Iquitsmoking,quitimmediatelyeattwofruits,threeringrelaxedbelt,thefourimmediatelyquitdrinking,Wujiebaibuwalk,batheimmediatelyquitsix,sevenquitimmediatelytosleep!Journey:Remember?
饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉!八戒：记住了吗?
Somepeopleseeyoutoday,youstillascharming,wearingacheckedvest,Manyouyoutowalk,adetachedlookcomfortable,itislovelytothat.YoureallydonotknowhowthatisSaiguorabbit?
今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?
Youstandinthecrowdwerewhitefromthewindandthelonghair,asthemostbeautifulmelodiesworld,inmymindZhou,Iwanttosay:Youhavetodropawig……ButtodayAprilFool'sDay!
你站在人群中，被柔柔的风吹起的长发，像人间最美的旋律，在我心头久久回荡，使我想说：你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦!
Youfindoneyoulovedeservesthelove,Inotunderstandyouandyourfeelings,Iknowthatsomethingscannotreluctantly,notsomedistancebeyond,likeyesterday,Icouldnotbelievethatinordertorootbonestellpeopleyougo!
你去找一个值得你爱的去爱，我不够了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事无法勉强，有些距离无法超越，就像昨天我无法相信，为了根骨头你就跟人跑了!
Toadspursuitofswans,swandisdainsaid:IfIaslongasyoudie!HAMAagainst:thepigalsolivegood?Afterlisteningtopigs,feelaggrieved:Ijustlookatmessages,ImoveSheireWho?
癞蛤蟆追求天鹅，天鹅不屑地说：我要是长成你这样早去死了!蛤蟆不服：那猪还活得好好的呢!猪听了，觉得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招谁惹谁了?
Ifyoulookugly,call110ifyoubuildwell,call120ifyoutemperbad,call119ifyoufeelbeautiful,callmycellphoneandelaborated……
如果你长得难看，请打110;如果你身材不好，请打120;如果你脾气不好，请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……
关于愚人节整人的英语短信
1.WhyarepeopletiredonAprilFool'sDay?(愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
2.Whatweatherdomiceandratsfear?(老鼠害怕什么天气?)
3.Whendodogsrefusetofollowtheirmasters?(狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
4.Whatquestioncanneverbeansweredby“yes”?(哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
5.Whattreeisalwaysverysad?(那种树总是很伤心?)
6.Whencanyougetwaterwithanet?(什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
7.Whyisthepigalwayseating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
8.What'sthelongestwordintheworld?世界上最长的单词是什么?
9.Whatquestionisthattowhichyoumustalwaysanswer"yes"?什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
10.Wherewereyouwhenthepowerwascutoff?当停电的时候你在哪?
答案：
1.BecausetheyhavejusthadalongMarch.(因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March三月;行军)
2.Whenit'srainingcatsanddogs.(下大雨。raincatsanddogs下大雨)
3.Whentheirmastersgotothefleamarket.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea跳蚤fleamarket旧货市场)
4.Areyouasleep?(你睡着了吗)
5.Weepingwillow.(垂柳weep哭泣willow柳树)
6.Whenwateristurnedintoice.(当水结成冰时)
7.He'smakingahogofhimself.它想成为一只肉猪。
8.Smiles.Becausethere'samilebetweentheletter's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
9."Whatdoesy-e-sspell?"(当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
10.Inthedarkness.在黑暗中!
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愚人节搞笑英文祝福短信 My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 恋人啊，你真是要我室息，你在哪里沾有的一身臭味？ I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don’t take that paper bag off your face. 我期待你温婉的相拥，但别将你脸部的面罩拿掉。 I thought that I could love no other –that is until I met your brother. 曾认为一生只爱你一个，直到遇见你的二表哥。 Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?! 因为你，我坚信命运的安排，或许这一切都是上命中注定，冥冥中牵引带着我们俩。现在的我想说的是……我前世是造了哪些孽啊？！” Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate! 砖块又被称为板儿砖，是北京老字号最有特性的历史文化遗产之一，具备破坏力强，便于带上隐秘性高，算不上作案工具等多种多样特性，因此……拍你用它最好！ Psychological test: If you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fools Day! 心理学测试：假如你和粽熊追逐赛，你期待：1你跑的快；2一样快；3你比粽熊慢…回答：1你比禽兽还禽兽；2你就是禽兽；3你禽兽比不上！愚人节快乐！搞笑祝福语 I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I’m good at telling lies! 我喜欢你的美目，你的脸孔，你的笑容，妈的，我就是撒谎不打草稿！ I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming. 你的肌肤恍惚间入梦镜，因此我还在惊叫中吓醒。整人短信 Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 心地善良、聪明、痴情而性感迷人，遗憾这种你一条也不占。 Notice: AprilFools Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover! 通知：愚人节到来，4月1 日您接到的短消息均为假的，含意恰好截然不同，烦请注意。下列是第一条：您是风流倜傥玉树临风美若天仙火辣身材的上帝的宠儿！ Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fools Day! 沙悟净说：我有16变！八戒说：我有32变！齐天大圣说：我有72变！唐三藏大怒：灵山道路上也不见你们变个电话，看人家妖精都拿手机看短消息呢！愚人节快乐！新婚贺语 After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember? 餐后七戒：一戒抽烟，二戒立刻吃苹果，三戒释放压力裤腰带，四戒马上饮茶，五戒百丈走，六戒马上冲澡，七戒马上入睡！八戒：记牢了没有？ Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit? 今日有些人看见你了，你或是那般美丽动人，衣着方格马甲，慢吞吞地往前走，一副超逸自得的模样，确实是乖巧无比。真不知道你曾经是怎么赛过小兔子的？
juliejin（金培）
Happy April fool's day 愚人节快乐
音标：April [ˈeɪprəl], fool [ful]
愚人节也称万愚节、幽默节，愚人节。节期为公历4月1日，是从19世纪开始在西方兴起流行的民间节日，并未被任何国家认定为法定节日。
在这一天人们以各种方式互相欺骗和捉弄，往往在玩笑的最后才揭穿并宣告捉弄对象为“愚人”。玩笑的性质极少包含实质恶意，但个别玩笑由于开得过大而引起人们的恐慌，从而产生较大规模反响并且衍生成为（传媒）谣言和都市传说，所以对于人们来说一般会加以避免开如有关灾难之事的玩笑。
要切记过了4月1日晚上12点之后就不能再捉弄别人了，如若还是继续游戏，那么将会被认为是笨蛋哦！
