tianyaguke1968
hey you guys're my team你们是我的队友and I told you而且我说过I was not gonna fail my team in later games我不会让我的队友再失望but I did it again!但是我又辜负你们啊。。。I missed to build a beat shot我错失了绝杀I've failed 我失败了it's just这真是i dont know我不知道Things have been pretty tough to be lately我最近真的很难People say really mean things about me大家开始对我闲言碎语coz i've lost four games in a roll因为我连输四场~~~555Carlos Arroyo got cut卡洛斯阿约罗被裁Now i got no one to play battle ship with现在没有人陪我打battlship了the other day i hit Bosh in the face with a ball有一天我在一个舞会里碰到波什he's pretty suck lately too(没听清)他现在的罚球也很糟糕so it made him cry, and that would made me cry搞得他哭了让我也哭了now i ...啊 我now i find out the US Fish and Wildlife Service我发现美国鱼类和野生动物管理局has officially ruled the east cougar's extinct正式宣布东部美洲狮的灭绝what sucks这糟透了because it was propably my favorite north-American (proletarian?) cat因为这可能是我最喜欢的大猫。。。。。。plus再加上I watched Marley&Me last night我可能昨晚看了《马利和我》It's really sad真让人伤心Dont be fool of thinking it's funny不要觉得这有什么搞笑coz all we're losing as it is我们都输着球呢ah...啊。。。。。...Latinos hate me说的最凶的就是拉丁裔的人了because i was wearing this el heat Jersey因为我穿着El Heat的球衣so that thing can make Spanish be blank and can‘t make lay ups所以就会让人觉得西班牙人就不能上篮似的It is just unfair这真不公平啊Why these things really bad happen to me为什么我碰到这么多衰事啊
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常见搞笑翻译如下：
1、The king is awalys lucky 王老吉
2、Open water room. 开水间。
3、know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知。
4、American Chinese not enough 美中不足
5、heart flower angry open 心花怒放
6、go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
7、as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！
8、If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
9、you me you me 彼此彼此
10、seven up eight down 七上八下
11、love who who 爱谁谁
12、no three no four不三不四
13、morning three night four 朝三暮四
14、red face konw me 红颜知己
15、ten three point 十三点
16、no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一
17、You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
18、You ask me,I ask who？你问我，我去问谁？
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