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N---narrator Z---Zhu Yingtai L---Liang Shanbo S---servant W---Ma Wencai F---Zhu Yingtai’s father M--- Zhu Yingtai’s mother D---doctor SM---servant man L’ M---Liang Shanbo’s mother Scene I (ask for school) Narrator: once there was an affluent family. The only daughter, Zhu Yingtai, was quite a beautiful girl. And she wanted to go to school to learn some knowledge. However, at that time, women were forbidden to go to school. In spite of that, she didn’t give up and tried her best to persuade her parents…… Servant: (outside the door). May I come in, lady? Here comes your favorite stewed chicken. Zhu Yingtai: no, just leave me alone! S: but you haven’t eaten anything for two days. You will get sick if you don’t eat anything. Zhu: That’s much better. I’ll enter heaven earlier. S: oh, God bless you. Why do you say that! Please, open the door! Zhu: You heard me, no! S: Please--- Zhu: I won’t say it again. Get out! Narrator: Then the servant goes to tell Zhu’s parents about it. S: I’m sorry, master. But she refused to eat anything. Maybe she is ill. M: Really? Oh my dear! What should we do now? She is our only child! F: (Thinking for a moment, then to the servant) Go find a doctor as quickly as possible. S: Yes, sir. N: A few minutes later… S: Sir and Madam, here comes the doctor! M: Show him in quickly. Doctor: Nice to meet you, Sir and Madam. F&M: Nice to meet you, too. M: It’s very strange that you look so familiar. F: Yes, he looks like Yingtai’s cousin. D: Really? That sounds good. Well, let’s get to the point. What’s the matter with your daughter? M: She doesn’t want to eat anything and tends to lose her temper easily. F: We don’t know what we should do. You know she is our only daughter. D: Maybe it’s really an abnormal disease. F: Is it serious? M: Please save my daughter’s life, dear doctor. D: Well, has anything happened to her recently? F: oh, just some trifles. D: Exactly? M: She wants to go to school. You know, that’s impossible. F: Have you heard of a girl studying at school? I won’t let this happen in my family and be ashamed. D: That’s the very point. I’m afraid only by meeting her requirement can we save your daughter’s life. M: But---that is impossible. D: I’ve got an idea. How about pretending to be a man? F: Are you joking? No matter how she pretends, we can still tell. D: Don’t be so sure. Even you may not recognize her sometimes. F: I don’t think so. She is my daughter. D: What if you can’t tell? F: If I can not, I will allow her to go to school. D: Really? F: Of course. I promise. D: (putting off the beard) Oh, my dear Dad. I love you so much! M: Ah, what’s happening? You are……? D: yes, mum, it’s me, Yingtai. Well, dad, you’ve promised I can go to school. F: You…… M: (sign) Since you’ve made that promise, you should keep it. D: Thank you, mother, and also Dad. N: So, at last, Yingtai managed to go to school with her servant. Scene Ⅱ N: Yingtai has been in school for a few days. Even though her parents are not here and there is no friend, she is also very excited. One day, she goes to fly a kite in the backyard of the school. Z: look! My kite is flying. Be quick. Let it fly higher. S: oh Miss, do you hear some sound? Oh, I’ve never heard the sound before. It’s so soft like a beautiful song. Z: Hey……, it is made by my kite. My kite can sing. S: I didn’t know there is so charming a kite in the world. N: At this time, Ma Wencai appears. W: whose kite? Z: It’s mine. W: Yours? From now on, it’s mine. Z: No way. W: Do you know who I am? Z: It’s none of my business. W: (so angry) Damn, I will make you know. (Then he comes to fetch) S: Wait, Mr. Ma, he is a new-comer. So he doesn’t know the rules here. Forgive him, I beg your mercy. Let me tell him. S: His name is Ma Wencai. He comes from a very rich family. In this school, every one except the teacher is afraid of him. We’d better not disobey him. Z: Give my kite to that guy, impossible. (Turn to Ma Wencai) Get out of here as soon as possible; otherwise, I’ll tell the teacher. W: Tell the teacher. First let me cut your tongue. N: Before Ma gets close to Zhu, the servant steps forward to stop him. S: Run! Run! Be quick! N: Yingtai picks up her kite. At the same time, she finds Wencai is beating her servant. Z: Help! Help! Ma Wencai is killing my servant. N: Then, Liang Shanbo comes. L: Stop! What are you doing? W: Who are you? It’s interesting today. (Stop to turn to Liang) Do you know who I am? L: Of course I know. I know you are not a man. W: Oh, Damn. I think I should give you a good beating. N: Then, they two fight with each other and end up with Shanbo’s winning. Ma Wencai runs away. Z: Thanks for giving me a hand in time. L: Oh, not at all. Z: May I have your name please? L: Liang Shanbo. What about you? Z: Zhu Yingtai. L: It seems that I have seen you before. Z: I have the same feeling, but I can’t remember. L: If that, could we…… Z: Could we become brothers? L: Yes, I have the same idea. Z: I will have a brother. From now on, no body dares to bully me. N: From then on, they, Zhu, Liang and ma, usually have arguments. Ma Wencai is always looking for trouble. Fortunately, Zhu and Liang manage to get out of the trouble made by ma every time. And Liang and Zhu’s friendship is becoming deeper and deeper. Scene Ⅲ N: Three years later, Zhu Yingtai is required to come back home by her parents. And before she leaves, she tells Liang that she is a girl and she loves him very much. After Liang and Zhu part from each other, Liang also goes back home and prepares to pop the question. L: Mother, I have something to tell you. I want to marry a girl whom I met when I studied outside. L’ M: That sounds good. Who is the girl? How did you get to know her? L: Her name is Zhu Yingtai. We are classmates. L’ M: What, your classmate? L: Don’t worry, mother. My dear mother let me say it more clearly. She is a girl. But she pretended to be a boy so as to study at school. You see, if not, she would not have the chance to study at all. She is so thirsty for knowledge. L’ M: Oh, what a strange girl. Hasn’t she been discovered by others? L: No, no one noticed that. She pretended quite well. And up until the last time we were together, didn’t know she is a girl. L’ M: But do you love such kind of girl? L: Yes, absolutely. When she was a boy, how I hoped that she was a girl. And now, things are really so. My whole heart is all with her. I promise I won’t marry anyone else! L’ M: Alright. If you do think she is the girl you are waiting for, you can do as you wish. L: Thank you, my dear mother. I will go to her home and propose to her. N: after several days’ preparation, Liang starts off to Zhu’s home. And now, he is visiting Zhu’s parents. L: How do you do! My name is Liang Shan bo. F&M: How do you do! M: So you are Yingtai’s classmate. L: Yes, we are good friends, like brothers. F: Oh, that’s good. Yingtai’s not at home now. Is there anything I can do for you? L: I……I want to propose to her . I hope you can fulfill my wish. F&M: (quite surprised) You know Yingtai’s a girl? L: Yeah, I know and I love her very much. F：Kill that idea. It’s too far a dream. L: Why? We really love each other. F: But only love is not enough. M: You are so poor. How can you support your family? L: Just because of my poverty, you refuse my proposal of marriage? M: No, not exactly. The most important point is that my daughter has been engaged with a rich young man. L: That’s impossible. I don’t believe you. Let me ask Yingtai by myself. M: Whether you believe it or not, that is true. F: That man is our ideal son-in-law. L: Could I know who he is? M: ok. It is our beloved officer’s son--- Ma Wencai. L: Oh, my God! My dear lover, why do you treat me so? You should marry Ma Wencai just because of his rich family. N: Sadly, Liang goes home, waiting for Yingtai to explain it to him. But unfortunately, he has caught a disease and dies soon. Before he dies, he asks his servant to give his handkerchief to Zhu Yingtai. Scene Ⅳ Servant man: lady, this is the handkerchief that my master asked me to give you. Z: What’s this, Blood? What’s wrong with your master? SM: He……he…… Z: Tell me, what has happened to him? SM: He has died. (Crying) Z: How come? I can’t believe it. Oh, my dear brother. I love you so much, why should you leave me alone? (To the servant man) Where is your master’s tomb? SM: It’s on the South Mountain. Z: ok, I know. You go home to prepare something, and then wait for me by your master’s tomb. N: At that time, Zhu’s father comes in. F: The sedan is waiting outside. (To the servant) Why haven’t you helped your master make up? Servant women: I’m sorry, but…… Z: I won’t marry Ma Wencai, so there is no need to make up. F: What are you saying? I try my best to find such a good husband for you. You should tell me that you won’t marry him. Do you want to scrap the contract now? Z: No, I won’t, because I didn’t agree at all. F: You--- You (quite angry) You have to marry him. There is no other choice. Z: Father, you really insist on my marrying him? F: Absolutely! Z: OK, my dear father. I can marry him, but you must promise me two things. F: What? Z: The first is you prepare some paper money and hang two white lantems on the sedan. Second, I must visit Liang brother’s tomb on the way to the wedding. F: He has died? I’m sorry to hear that. But anyway, you have no need to visit him today. It’s such a good day for you. That would be really a wet blanket. Z: No, I must do it today. Shan Bo died because of me. I owe him too much. If you don’t agree, I won’t marry Ma Wencai. You know me father. If I don’t want to do anything, nobody can force me to. F: OK……OK……I agree. N: like this, Zhu visited Liang’s tomb on her way to the wedding. When she arrived there, she cried quite sadly. Maybe their love story had moved the God. The tomb opened suddenly and Zhu Yingtai jumped into it. It’s said that the two butterflies are the souls of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Ying tai. They became two butterflies and live together for ever!参考资料：
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A Play: Buying Medicine By Liu Qinglin Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei S ------- Shopkeeper D- ---- Doctor Li O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----) Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----) H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy W- ---- Woman J ------ Japanese Scene1 ( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.) D: Good evening, everyone. Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li. D: Hello, let me examine you. W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.) D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some medicine on you. W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high fever. He seems fainted. D: ( Takes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left. W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine. D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest. W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me. ( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.) X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know. W1: But there’s no medicine left. X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine. D: Have you got any money? X: No. D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine. X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands. D: But how can you get the medicine without money? X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye. D and Ws: Be careful! Scene2 ( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes. When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman) W: Help! Help! H: You needn’t cry. There’s nobody else here. Let me marry you and make yourself noble. W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you. H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives) X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman! H: It’s none of your business! Go away. X: I would rather stop you. ( H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. They begin a fight. W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg. X knocks H down) X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up. W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid. X: It doesn’t matter. Pull him into the corn fields. H: Please spare my life. I won’t do that again ( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.) X: Don’t do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come. H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go. X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! ( X puts his socks into H’s mouth.) Wait here . And lend me your pass and bike. Don’t try to run away. (They go down.) Scene 3 (Music) (X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along) J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass. X: Here you are! J1 & J2: ( After reading it.) Hi! Salute. ( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.) S: Who’s it? X: It’s me, a customer. S: (To O1) Go to answer the door. O1: come in, please. You are the only customer for these days. S: What can I do far you? X: ( Hands him the pass.) We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list. S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money? X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time. Quick, this is order. ( Shows him his gun.) S: All right! All right! S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicine O1: All right . ( Hands it to X.) Here you are. X: I have to go now. Bye-bye. S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door. O1: All right. ( He closes it.) S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick! ( X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call. J2 signs him to stop. X rides towards him and knocks him out. J1 begins to short at him. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills them with two shots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.) J3: Oh, here he is! js: (Together) Don’t move! Hands up! H: I’m sorry. I’m not Eighth ----- J4: Tie him up. ( They tie him up and beat him.) H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army. J5: Don’t listen to him. He’s lying. Put him in our car. Let’s go. (They go down.) X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street. He meets some Japanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws come to welcome him) D: Here comes our hero. Ws: Congratulations. X: Thank you, everybody. ( The end )
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勇敢的小红帽Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood：(拿着双节棍，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.L：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!M：（亲切地看着L）Be careful.and……if you are ever in trouble,don’t fight,just run , just run away.L： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.(M下, L挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)L： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子摩拳擦掌地采花）I’ll pick some flowers！Wolf：（Wolf大步地走上台）I am gray wolf. I am so hungry. (东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood!Rad wolf： I am rad wolf.（指着W）he is my huaband,a foolish wolf.（叉腰出现在身后）have you got any food?W：（一惊，转身，谄媚地弯腰笑着）darling,i……R：I don’t need any explanation! I don’t want to eat vegetables any more!You must get some meat now! now!W：（抱头）yes darling!i will!（来到舞台中央，对L）Hi! Lovely girl!Where are you going? (狡猾的和L打招呼)L：who……oh!(警觉的退后）you are that bad grey wolf!aren’t you?W(吃惊)：how do you know?L：Because you looks so ugly and your prologs are very old. My mum has told me many stories about wolves.you are silly and bad……you can’t trick me!W：（晕倒状，扶额无语）e…….L：(上下指指点点)：look at your dirty clothes and messy hair,no no no……how shameless!W：（低头看自己，一脸委屈）I don’t have money to buy new shoes or clothes or mirror……（转头看一眼R）all my monry have given my wife……R：（声音从后边传来）what did you say?——say again!W：nothing! Darling! i said nothing I sware!R：you’d bett be quick!i’m hungry!W：ok ok!（看着L，舔嘴角，恶狠狠）now,I can eat you!L：（摆出拳击手势，对W勾勾手指）you may try if you want to die ! i will let you know the meaning of ‘regret’ !W：（退后两步，犹豫）why?shi isn’t like that fool Little Red Riding Hood in story that my grandpa told me……what should I do?R：(上台，对W)where is my food?W：（指L）here shi is.R：why don’t you catch her?W：（结结巴巴）d d d darling,i……（哼哼唧唧）L：（突然想起，一拍脑袋）oh!my mum told me not to fight,I must run away immediately.（俯身偷偷看了一眼W，蹑手蹑脚地慢慢走开）R：（生气，揪住W耳朵大吼）stupid ！you are a wolf and she is only a little girl !W：（反应过来）yes! I am a strong wolf !（看到L要逃，指着她大喊）hey ! stop !(追上去)（R 挥舞平底锅加油，W追L，两人在台上跑）R：come on ! come on ! good ! catch her !（最终W捉住L）W：（得意洋洋）Aha! I catch you!（对R）darling,we will have meat to eat this evening!R：yes ! I can’t wait to have dinner! Dear, let’go home now!M：（从后台走上）Little Red Riding Hood?my dear? Where are you?L：（大喊）mum mum! I am here !M：（看见，吃了一惊）：grey wolf?oh no! let my daughter go !W：（哈哈大笑）you are day dreaming!i am a wolf !A evil wolf! I must eat her as my dinner!M：（沉重地）yes I know,you are a wolf.but listen,Mr.wolf,you’d better let her go,or you will have bad luck,you may be hurt……it’s my advise.（L从篮子里抽出双节棍，追着W一阵痛打，W抱头痛的满台跑）R：（追上W）dear! What happened ! are you ok?……dear!……（L,M,R跑下台）M：（惋惜、同情地）Mr.wolf,you see,I have told you but you didn’t follow my words……（后台W的声音遥遥传来：we will go back again!）（L蹦蹦跳跳上台）L：dear mum,the grey wolf has gone away!M：god to be thanked!L：not god helps me,I can save myself ! mum ,I am clever and strong!M：you are right , my dear!you did a good job!（《健康歌》，L和M来到中央跳舞）L：we should do exercise everyday and be stronger,at that time ,no wolf can hurt us!mum ,let’s go to see my grandma!（W,R搀扶着上台，L看见了，W,R急忙要走）L：hey! Stop!(追下台)M：dear!dear! where you go ?……drea!(亦下台)
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《 荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大话西游》主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:"I promise."荆轲:"Never let go. “妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng. 结束！
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逃课Scene I(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?——————————————————————————–Scene II(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? …Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?——————————————————————————–Scene III(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?Rita: I thought you were going to the library.Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!——————————————————————————–Scene IV(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.Ken: What are they?Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.Ken: Why?Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.Ken: You are a genius.Rita: I am just very professional.Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!——————————————————————————–Scene V(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.Kevin: Why?Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.Ken: Ok. Let’s go.(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)——————————————————————————–Tags: 6人剧本, 大学生活, 趣味剧本
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英语话剧剧本推荐：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被缚的普罗米修斯》、《鸟》。
1、《威尼斯商人》
《威尼斯商人》 是英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，是一部具有讽刺性的喜剧。大约作于1596~1597年。该剧的剧情是通过三条线索展开的：一条是鲍西亚选亲；一条是杰西卡与罗兰佐恋爱和私奔；还有一条是“割一磅肉”的契约纠纷。
2、《俄狄浦斯王》
《俄狄浦斯王》是古希腊作家索福克勒斯创作的剧本，约公元前431年演出。《俄狄浦斯王》戏剧，取材于希腊神话传说中关于俄狄浦斯杀父娶母的故事，展示了富有典型意义的希腊悲剧冲突——人跟命运的冲突。
3、《第十二夜》
《第十二夜》是英国剧作家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，约写于1600一1602年间，1623年在书业公所登记，同年收入第一对开本中。这部作品以抒情的笔调，浪漫喜剧的形式，再次讴歌了人文主义对爱情和友谊的美好理想，表现了生活之美、爱情之美。
4、《被缚的普罗米修斯》
《被缚的普罗米修斯》是古希腊悲剧家埃斯库罗斯的一部话剧作品，剧中主要塑造了普罗米修斯这一位爱护人类、不屈服于暴力的光辉形象。该剧情节简单，结构也不复杂，但它历来受到人们的重视，被视为古典名作。
5、《鸟》
《鸟》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是现存的唯一以神话幻想为题材的喜剧。剧中有两个雅典人和一群鸟一起在天和地之间建立了一个“云中鹁鸪国”。这个国家是一个理想的社会，其中没有贫富之分，没有剥削，劳动是生存的唯一条件。
