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三个懒汉 The Three Lazy OnesA king had three sons whom he loved equally well， and he did not know which of them to appoint as king following his own death. When the time came for him to die he called them to his bed and said， “Dear children， I have thought of something that I will reveal to you. The one of you is the laziest shall become king after me.” The oldest one said， “Father， then the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that whenever I lie down to sleep， and a drop falls into my eyes， I will not even close them so that I can fall asleep.” The second one said， “Father， the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that when I am sitting by the fire warming myself， I would rather let my heels burn up than to pull my legs back.” The third one said， “Father， the kingdom is mine， for I am so lazy that if I were going to be hanged and already had the rope around my neck， and someone put into my hand a sharp knife with which to cut the rope， I would let myself be hanged rather than to lift my hand up to the rope.” When the father heard this he said， “You have taken it the farthest and shall be king.” 在一个遥远的地方，有一个国王，他有三个儿子，对每一个儿子他都非常喜爱，他不知道自己死后应该把王位传给他们三个中的哪一个。所以，当他快要死的时候，就把他们叫到身边说：“亲爱的孩子们，在我死后，你们三个中谁最懒，谁就继承我的王位。”老大说：“既然这样，这王位就是我的，因为我是最懒的儿子，当我躺下睡觉时，有任何东西落到我的眼睛里，我也懒得去擦掉，即使不能把眼睛闭上，我仍然会继续睡觉。”二儿子说：“爸爸，王位应该传给我，因为我是最懒的儿子。当我坐在火边取暖的时候，就是火燃到我的脚趾，我也懒得把腿收回来。”第三个儿子说：“爸爸，这王位是我的，因为我是你最懒的儿子，如果我就要被吊起来，绳子已经套在了脖子上，有人把一把锋利的小刀塞在我手里，要我切断绳子，我宁愿被吊起来也懒得抬起手把绳子割断。”父亲听到这里说道：“你是最合适的人选，你应该继承王位。”
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（轻柔背景音乐钢琴声） 旁白：Long long time ago , In the northeast of china , there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess.but time goes on the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s pal(背景音乐think of me)----白雪出场白雪公主迈着轻盈的步伐上台 动作标准淑女 My name is snowwhite（温柔得说）..i have a chinese name baixuegongzu(老外声调) 阿 where am I from ?? 不要问我从那里来（橄榄树） 我的家在东北 松花江上啊 啊（粗矿声调 ） Mom always told me life is like a box of chocolate(模仿阿甘) .you never know the taste of next one .but whre is my mother ,where is my mother mom mom (京剧似退场)〈〈花样年华〉〉音乐起 皇后出场 来回踱步显照型（反串）I am a queen , I’m very beautiful 。。I am the most beautiful lady all round the world ..isnt it ??Mirror mirror where is my mirror ??Okay I have to give him a call ,,(拿出手机拨打)(the number you dailed is out of sevrice ..please call it later Oh how dare he !!皇后转头修饰大理衣服造型 《魔镜》音乐起 一人拿魔镜上台（最好做几个舞蹈造型）Oh my dear mirror ..where have u been .just tell me who is the most beautiful ladi in the world ..魔镜退缩害怕 说话结巴 魔镜：O O of course of course you you you haha Q：HAHAHA that is my pretty mirror .. M：I am not finished its your daugher snowwhite sorry I cant be a liar Q :this is impossible ..it gonna be me ..you lie to me .you malke me sad i gonna kill u (拿出一把手枪 一枪毙命 吹一下枪头 做一个邦得经典造型)M:i am queen james queen …snowwhite ..you goona go to hell haha (伴奸笑声下场)《两只蝴蝶》响起 白雪公主前逃 猎人后追 猎人：snowwhite ,u slowly fly ..you will cry cry cry you then will die (用两只蝴蝶的声音唱)don't think about running away from me .. u gonna be mine 白雪公主见有间小木屋 立即闯入 见桌上有食物（百事可乐, 麦当劳薯条） Q :oh my god ..so great ,,I am so hungry ..that is my facoritt ..大口吃麦当劳薯条。。吃完后享受般说一声（I loving it ）喝完百事可乐举起大拇指说：ask for more 白雪公主的最爱 谁不爱 唐僧:so perfect ..okay ..let us into this house and get married..白雪公主：wonderful ..i goona b《敢问路在何方》音乐响起 一人白龙马打扮背着唐僧出场 唐僧：what a beautiful view ..i must sing a song ..white horse let me off ..下马 清了清嗓子 唱：abcdefg hijklmmn….白雪公主：how beautifil is this song ..who sing it ..i have to check it out 出门见到唐僧:it is a hanesome guy ..he has a whitehorse it must be prince charming who help me out 向唐僧飞奔去：prince charming :prince charming 唐僧：s t o p 施主 男女授受不清 okay I have to speak english ..girls and and boys should not be so close ..白雪公主:but you are prince charming ..your destiney is to help me and marry me .. 唐僧:I am not that guy ..i am tangsen .just call me tantang ..but you mean you will marry me 白雪公主:exactly .if u are prince charming 唐僧:yeah absolutely I am the guy you want to find ..do u have a husband 白雪公主:not yet e the happiest girl all around the world ..唐僧:I have to tell something tto my whitehorse .白雪公主:i be right here waiting 唐僧走向白马：okay …listen up ..white horse ..i met a gorgeous girl ..maybe be I can sleep with her then we can start the trip again hahaha 淫笑白马悄悄说：tangtang is a evil guy 说话与白雪公主一起走进房间 。。I am so tired ..it is time to sleep first 白雪公主：it is up to you ..唐僧:you are so sweetie .my girl ..come here to the bed 白雪公主正想过去 门外巧门白雪公主：who is it 皇后假扮：I am your aunt mary ..白雪公主开门：but I ma not the owner of this house 皇后:never mind ..you must be my seven nephews friend ..i have picked some apples in the orchard .please bring them to my seven nephew ..thank u so mucn .白雪公主：but …（正想说皇后已经立马走人 白雪回到房间）唐僧：my dear ..who is it 白雪公主:I don't know .but she just brought some apples ..唐僧:apples ??great !!i am so thirsty ..just leave them to me 白雪公主:no my darling ,,thiese are not our apoles .we should not eat them 唐僧:who cares (一把夺过苹果就吃开了 ) 边吃边说:do u wanna taste it 白雪公主:u eat I eat ..(也慢慢吃起来) 唐僧突然两眼发白全身抽搐 白雪公主：my dear what is wrong with you .o my goodness ,I can t believe it 唐僧:the apple is posioned ..daring ..i goona die 。u eat less ..you will survive (titannic的背音起)白雪公主：how does that happen ..::it is not possible I love you daring 唐僧: No... don't say your good-byes,dear . Don't you give up. Don't do it.白雪公主: I'm so cold.唐僧: You're going to get out of this... you're going to go on and you're going to make babies and watch them grow and you're going to die an old lady, warm in your bed. Not here. Not this night. Do you understand me?白雪公主: I promise唐僧: never let go ..promise you will never eat an apple in the rest of your life 白雪公主: I promise.唐僧:啊 I gonna die （头往旁边一翘 死了）白雪公主：no no its unfair ..i gonna be alone ..
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男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？） 女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。) 男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？） 女：Why? Don’t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？） 男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。） 女：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。） 男：Is this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？） 女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。） 男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？） 女：Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。） 男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？） 女：Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。） 男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。） 女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）
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