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THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE A Hare mocked a Tortoise for his slow manner. The Tortoise promptly challenged her to a race.The Hare quickly agreed. They began and soon the Hare left the Tortoise way behind.Midway through the race she became bored and began to snack on some leafy grass. The noon day sun was glaring in the sky and the Hare grew quite warm.Seeing she was far ahead,she found a shady spot and went to sleep,knowing she could always catch the Tortoise. Meanwhile he plugged along in his slow way, passing and then overtaking the sleeping Hare. 乌龟和兔子 兔子嘲笑乌龟,说他做什么事都是慢吞吞的.乌龟立刻向她挑战,要跟她赛跑.兔子不假思索就答应了 比赛开始了,很快兔子便把乌龟远远抛在后面.跑到中途,她开始觉的有点闷,于是停下来吃起美味的 青草.晌午的太阳高挂在空中,照的兔子全身暖洋洋的.看到自己已遥遥领先,她找了已个阴凉的地方 想美美睡上一觉,她深信自己总会超过乌龟的.与此同时,乌龟在苦苦赶路并超过了熟睡的兔子.
午夜的咖啡香
1.AnUglyWomanMike:Myauntwasveryembarrassedwhenshewasaskedtotakeoffhermaskattheparty.Mary:Whywasthat?Mike:Shewasn'twearingone.丑女麦克：一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时，她非常尴尬。玛丽：为什么会那样呢？麦克：她根本就没有带面具。2.CoincidenceAwomanwassinging.Oneofthegueststurnedtoamanbyhissideandcriticizedthesinger."Whataterriblevoice!"hesaid."Doyouknowwhosheis?""Yes,"wastheanswer."Sheismywife.""Oh,Ibegyourpardon."Themansaid,"Ofcoursehervoiceisnotbad,butthesongisverybad.Iwonderwhowrotethatawfulsong.""Idid."wastheanswer.巧合一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人转身对他旁边的男士批评道：“多难听的嗓音！”他说，“你知道她是谁吗？”“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。”“噢，请你原谅。”客人说，“当然，她的嗓音并不坏，但那歌实在太差了。我想知道那是谁写的歌。”“是我。”男士回答道。3.AQuestionProfessor:Beforewebegintheexaminationarethereanyquestion?Student:What'sthenameofthiscourse?一个问题教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？学生：考试科目的名称是什么？4.Hen'sLegsSon:Whyarehen'slegssoshort?Dad:You'reafool.Ifthehen'slegsweretoolong,wouldn'ttheydroptheireggsintopieceswhenlaying?母鸡的腿儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？父亲：你真笨。如果母鸡的腿太长，它们下蛋的时候，鸡蛋岂不都摔碎了?
