Melinda麒儿
legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend . he traveled the land in search of worthy foes I see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fist the warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . then he swallowed , and then he spoke : enough talk let’s fight . he was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness! my eyes ... he’s too awesome and attractive ... how can we repay you there’s no charge for awesomeness , or attrativeness . it mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his foe-desitynever before had a panda been so feared , and so loved ， even the most herotic heroes in all of the china - the furious five ， bowed in respect of this great master We shall hang out agreed ！ yeh ... But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you are facing a ten thousand demons of demon mountain , there’s only one thing that it matters , and that’s .. PO get up you ’ll be late for work what ? ... ---------------2------------PO家里--------------- po , get up hey po what are you doing up there ah .. nothing .. monkey mantis crane viper tigeress , roar~~ po ,let’s go , you ’re late for work coming... sorry dad sorry doesn’t make the noodles and what are you doing up there , all that noise oh nothing , just had a crazy dream about what ? uh ? what were you dreaming about what was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles ... noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles? uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about ? thank you~~ ...oh ...careful that soup is ... sharp oh ... happy day.. my son finally having the noodle dream you don’t know how long I ’ve been waiting for this moment, this is a sign ,po ahh ..a sign of what? you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang. dad dad dad, it was just a dream no , it was THE dream We are noodle folk, broth runs though our veins but dad , didn’t you ever , I don’t know ,wanna do something else ? something besides noodles actually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu so why didn’t you oh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu .. hahahahah... tofu ... no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is ... I know , is here no, it’s at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile (sigh....) ---------------3------------JADE PALACE--------------- Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis... master Shifu! what? ahhh , it..it..it’s master oogway , he wants to see you. ---------------4------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR--------------- Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong? Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend? so , nothing is wrong? Well, I didn’t say that. you’re saying... (oogway ’s breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one ) you were saying... I’ve had a vision , tailung will return that is impossible , he’s in prison nothing is impossible zeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prison yes ... master shifu one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it we have to do something, we can’t just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge .. he’ll..he’ll… your mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear the dragon scroll it is time but who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon warrior I don’t know ---------------5------------PO家的面档--------------- excuse me, excuse me, sorry .... hey...watch it po.... sorry ...sorry .. a dozen pardon ...what , ohhh , master oogway’s choosing the dragon warrior , today...everyone ,everyone , go , get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll , we’ve been waitin’ a thousand years for this , just ink the pole/bowl ??? (不确定，谁听出来告诉我) . this is the greatest thing in kungfu history , don’t worry about it , just go po , where are you going to the jade palace but you’re forgeting your noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and you’ll sell noodles to all of them. selling noodles ? But,dad..you know I was kinda thinking maybe I .. yeh ? I was kinda thinking maybe I uh huh could also sell the bean buns, they’re...they’re about to go bad… that’s my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ? yeh , heheh ..glad I had it ...
