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Why did the vampire（吸血鬼） go to the orthodontist（正牙医生）?To improve his bite...What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Frostbite...Why do witches use brooms to fly on?Because vacuum cleaners（真空吸尘器） are too heavy...How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?With scare spray...Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?Because they don't have any body to go out with...What did one ghost say to the other ghost?"Do you believe in people?"What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?A cereal killer...Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?They're so wrapped up in themselves...wrapped up in：酷爱What kind of streets do zombies（蛇神） like the best?Dead ends...What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?Fasten your sheet belts...What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?A blood vessel...What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?A scareplane...What type of dog do vampire's like the best?Bloodhounds...What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?A stake sandwich...What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?A trombone（长号）...What do birds give out on Halloween night?Tweets（小鸟啼叫）...Why do vampires need mouthwash?They have bat breath...What's a vampire's favorite fast food?A guy with very high blood pressure
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Whydowitchesusebroomstoflyon?Becausevacuumcleanersaretooheavy为什么巫婆使用扫帚飞？由于吸尘器过于沉重Dozombieseatpopcornwiththeirfingers?No,theyeatthefingersseparately僵尸用他们的手指吃爆米花吗？不，他们吃爆开的手指Whatkindofstreetsdozombieslikethebest?Deadends僵尸最喜欢什么样的街道？死角Whatdoesthepapaghostsaytohisfamilywhendriving?Fastenyoursheetbelts你猜僵尸爸爸开车的时候会对他的家人说什么？系好你的安全带..有些比较冷，有些是双关，国外的幽默和我们是不一样的。
风子武nandy
Why did the vampire（吸血鬼） go to the orthodontist（正牙医生）?To improve his bite...What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Frostbite...Why do witches use brooms to fly on?Because vacuum cleaners（真空吸尘器） are too heavy...How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?With scare spray...Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?Because they don't have any body to go out with...What did one ghost say to the other ghost?"Do you believe in people?"What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?A cereal killer...Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?They're so wrapped up in themselves...wrapped up in：酷爱What kind of streets do zombies（蛇神） like the best?Dead ends...What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?Fasten your sheet belts...What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?A blood vessel...What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?A scareplane...What type of dog do vampire's like the best?Bloodhounds...What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?A stake sandwich...What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?A trombone（长号）...What do birds give out on Halloween night?Tweets（小鸟啼叫）...Why do vampires need mouthwash?They have bat breath...What's a vampire's favorite fast food?A guy with very high blood pressure...
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Whydidthevampire（吸血鬼）gototheorthodontist（正牙医生）?ToimprovehisbiteWhatdoyougetwhenyoucrossavampireandasnowman?FrostbiteWhydowitchesusebroomstoflyon?Becausevacuumcleaners（真空吸尘器）aretooheavyHowdowitcheskeeptheirhairinplacewhileflying?WithscaresprayWhydon'tskeletonsevergooutonthetown?Becausetheydon'thaveanybodytogooutwithWhatdidoneghostsaytotheotherghost?"Doyoubelieveinpeople?"Whatdoyoucallsomeonewhoputspoisoninaperson'scornflakes?AcerealkillerWhydomummieshavetroublekeepingfriends?They'resowrappedupinthemselveswrappedupin：酷爱Whatkindofstreetsdozombies（蛇神）likethebest?DeadendsWhatdoesthepapaghostsaytohisfamilywhendriving?FastenyoursheetbeltsWhatisavampire'sfavoritemodeoftransportation?AbloodvesselWhatisaghost'sfavoritemodeoftransportation?AscareplaneWhattypeofdogdovampire'slikethebest?BloodhoundsWhatdoesavampireneverorderatarestaurant?AstakesandwichWhatisaskeleton'sfavoritemusicalinstrument?Atrombone（长号）WhatdobirdsgiveoutonHalloweennight?Tweets（小鸟啼叫）Whydovampiresneedmouthwash?TheyhavebatbreathWhat'savampire'sfavoritefastfood?Aguywithveryhighbloodpressure
