英语译汉语搞笑

1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿 2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 4．as far as you go to die有多远，死多远！！！！ 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 6．you me you me彼此彼此 7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ 8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知… 9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 12．one car comeone car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述 13．heart flower angry open心花怒放 14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! 16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I haveone! 要钱没有，要命一条 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 18．you have two down son你有两下子。19.好好学习，天天向上：good good study,day day up! 好不容易给找的，希望采纳啊呵呵

为什么蜘蛛侠是白人?因为spider man,“是白的人”.他也是一个失败的人,为什么?因为spider “失败的” man “人”.

haha 这都是按中文词对词不考虑语法翻成英语的，怎么会有正确的汉语翻译呢？

A piece of cake.:小菜一碟Sick as a dog.:病重Adam's apple.:喉结Follow one's heart.:随心所欲A tall order.:强人所难Walls have ears.:隔墙有耳A new broom sweeps clean.:新官上任三把火An idle youth, a needy age.:少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲Where there is a will, there is a way.:有志者,事竟成A thousang-li journey is stated by taking the first step.:千里之行,始于足下Give you colour to see see.:给你点儿颜色看看good good study, day day up.: 好好学习,天天向上 a yellow dog.: 一个卑鄙的人Monkey king.:美猴王you me you me.: 彼此彼此不容易啊,希望你能采纳!!!

小白+小白=？答案：小白兔（two)伸出四个手指头，问：这是什么？用英文。可能答：four将四个手指弯曲“这个呢？”答案：wonderful.(弯的four.)

Two Lines In HeavenEverybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines.One line for the men that dominated their women on earthand the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the menthat were whipped was 100 miles long,and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man.God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates.Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.Learn from him! Tell them, my son,how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."世上的每一个人都上了天堂 神说 :" 要男人分成两队 , 一是在世上控制女人的男人 ,另一是被女人鞭打的男人 .另外女子自成一队 , 跟着圣彼德去 ."队伍列好后 , 一是被女人鞭打的 ,有 100 英里长 , 一是在世上控制女人的 ,仅有一人 .神生气的说 :" 你们男人应该感到羞耻 ,我按照自己的形象创造了你们 ,而你们被女子鞭打 . 看看 , 我唯一的儿子 ,站着使我骄傲 . 你们应该向他学习 .告诉他们 , 儿子 ,你如何成为唯一站在这一队上的 ?"这男子回说 :" 我不知道 , 我太太叫我站在这的 !" Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. " What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them." "But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend. "So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown. 猫和老鼠 布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么？”朋友问道。“一只小猫，”布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。Did You Know Him?At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal. "I sure was!" answered the host. "He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?" "Sort of," replied the guest. "My mother married him last Saturday."你认识他吗？在朋友家的一次宴会上，主人提起一位高中时的校友。一位客人问他读书期间，某位副校长是否也在职。 “当然了，”主人答道。“他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗？” “有点认识，”客人回答。“我妈妈上周六嫁给了他。”