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SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what’s the matter with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小动物追赶猎人下场 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\somebody drank my water---- 3\someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D: （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up… 音乐起，动物引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子吻公主，公主醒了 S.w: Thank you for your help! P: My pleasure Memorable Quotes from the Movie:精彩对白 Plot Outline: It's Christmas Eve in Baltimore.Annie, who has just been engaged to Walter, is driving on a dark street.She turns on the radio and is so touched by the deep affection that the man talking on the radio holds for his deceased spouse.All of a sudden, she knows what love means- magic. 圣诞夜，刚刚订婚的安妮驾车行驶在巴尔的摩幽静的公路上。她打开收音机解闷，却在不经意间听到了山姆的一段真情告白。冥冥之中似乎有一股力量把她和这个素不相识的男子联系在一起…… [H: Hostess S: Sam Baldwin A: Annie Reed] H: Hello, Sam, this is Dr. Marsha Fieldstone on Network America. If there was one question I was allowed to ask... S: Oh go ahead. H: People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again.Sam, do you think there is someone out there you could love as much as your wife? S: Well, Dr. Marsha Fieldstone, it's hard to imagine. H: Hmm... What are you going to do? S: Well, I'm going to get out of bed every morning. Breath in and out all day long, and then after a while I won’t have to remind myself to get out of bed in the morning and breath in and out. And then after a while, I won’t have to think about how I had it great and perfect for a while. H: Sam. Tell me what was so special about our wife? S: Well, how long is your program? Oh, well, it was a million tiny little things. When you added them all up it just meant that we were supposed to be together. And I knew it. I knew it the very first time I touched her. It's like coming home. Only to no home I'd ever known. I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car. And I knew it. It was like... (He pauses. Simultaneously, Sam and Annie utter the same word.) S&A: Magic. H: Well folks, it's time to wrap it up. I'm Dr. Marsha Field- stone in Chicago. And to all my listeners a magical and merry Christmas. And to you, Sleepless in Seattle, we hope you'll call again soon and let us know how it's going. S: Oh you can count on it.
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这个怎么样?The fox and the seven goats Act One. In the goat hut Storyteller: Mrs. Goat is putting breakfast on the table. Her seven kids are sitting around the table.Mother: Children. I must go to the town this morning. You will be here alone. There is one thing you must do: lock the door. Don’t open it until I get back.Kid 1. We won’t, Mama. We will keep the door locked all the time.Mother: All of you stay inside.All kids: We will, Mama. We will be good little goats.Mother: All right, my children. I will not be long. I will bring you a surprise. Good-bye, now.All kids: Good-bye, Mama.Storyteller: Mrs. Goat goes away. Her kids wave good-bye. Then they go inside and lock the door.Kid 2: Whoop-eee! We are all alone.Kid 3. Isn’t this fun?Kid 4. Let’s dance and sing. La-dee-da. La-dee-da!Kid5. We are like big goats. We are so big that we can be alone.All kids: La-dee-da! La-dee-da!Storyteller: Outside the hut is the sly red fox. He is hiding in he bushes. He wants to catch the kids. He sees Mrs. Goat go to town. So he waits a little while. Then he runs to the door and taps.Fox: Tap-tap-tap! Tap-tap-tap!Kid 6. Who is there, please?Fox: It is me, your friend, a dear, dear friend.Kid 7. What is your name? Dear, dear friend?Fox: I can’t tell you. It is a big surprise. Now open the door.All kids: Oh, no. Mama said we must keep the door locked. We must mind our mother.Fox: Please let me in. I have such a good surprise for you.Kid 3. Go away! Kid 2: Come back when manna is here.Kid 5: (Looking out the window) Oh, oh. It is Mr. Fox. He wants to catch us and eat us all up.All kids: Ho! Ho! You can’t fool us, Mr. Fox. Go away.Kid 6: We won’t open the door.Fox: Well, I will go away then. I only want to be your friend.Storyteller: Mr. Fox makes it look as if he is going away. But he hides in the bushes. When he looks back, he shakes his fist.Fox: All right! You just wait! I’ll find a way to get you. Wait and see.Kid 5: (looking from window) He’s gone! He’s gone. Now we can play again.All kids: La-dee-da! La-dee-da!Kid 4: Wait till Mama hears about this.Kid 7: We minded her. The door is shut.Act Two. Storyteller: The sly red fox walks on tiptoe. He goes near the goat hut. He can hear the kids singing.Fox: (to himself) How can I get into that house? There must be some ways. I might jump up on the roof. No, that wouldn’t do any good. I could dig and get under the house. That wouldn’t help me any.Storyteller: Mr. Fox sits and thinks. He looks back of the house. There he sees Mrs. Goat’s dresses on the line.Fox: Oh, oh! Now I have a way to get into the house. La-dee-da! La-dee-da!Storyteller: There is no kid at the window now. In five jumps, Mr. Fox gets to the line. Quickly he gets into Mrs. Goat’s dress and puts on her big straw hat. Act Three: At the hut door.Fox: Tap-tap-tapKid 1: Who is there?Fox: (in a soft voice)It is Mama. I am back from town. Let me in.Kid 6: Oh, good! It’s Mama. Do you have a surprise for us?Kid 5: Wait! That can’t be Mama. She has not had time to get to town and back.Kid 7: It sounds like Mama. Let me look out from the window and see. Storyteller: Kid 7 looks out and sees Mrs. Goat’s dress and hat.Kid 7: It’s Mama all right. I can see her dress and hat.Kid 3: All right, Mama. You can come in. The door is unlocked.Storyteller: Kid 3 unlocks the door and opens it. The sly red fox makes one big jump. The kids run every way.Fox: Now I have you, little kids. M-m-m-m. What a good pie you will make. M-m-m.Kid 1: Hide! Hide from him.Storyteller: And they do hide. One gets under the sink, one under the bed. Another gets in the fireplace, another back of a big chair. One gets in the bathtub, one back of the TV. The last one gets inside the tall clock.Fox: Ho! Ho! Ho! So you think you can hide from me. I can find every one of you and put you in my big bag.Storyteller: One by one. Mr. Fox finds the kids and puts them in his bag. Then he takes the bag up and runs out the door with it. He doesn’t know that he has left one little kid. He didn’t think to look inside the tall clock. Act Four: At the door of the hut.Storyteller: Just as Mr. Fox goes into the bushes, Mrs. Goat gets home. She sees the door open. Mother: Dear! Dear! Those had little goats! They did open the door. Children, where are you?Storyteller: Mrs. Goat does not get an answer. She runs about the house calling and calling.Mother: Children! Children!Storyteller: Mrs. Goat starts to cry. Then she hears a sound from the tall clock. Bang! Bang! Bang!Mother: Where is that bang-bang coming from?Kid 7: Mama! Mama! Is that you? Open the tall clock. I can’t get out. Please help me.Mother: Why are you there? Where are the other kids? Why? Oh, why did you unlock the door?Kid 7: Oh, Mama dear! The red fox got in. He put on your dress and hat. I looked out the window and saw your dress and hat. So kid 3 opened the door.Mother: Where are the other kids? Kid 7: In Mr. Fox’s bag. He’s gone. Act Five. At Mr. Fox’s house.Storyteller: Mother goat and kid 7 run after the fox. Soon they get to his house. Mrs. Goat goes in on tiptoe and sees the fox sleeping. He had to rest after bringing the bag full of goats.Mother: (In a whisper) Where do you think the children are? Did the fox eat them up?Kid 7: (Looking around) No, Mama. See that bag over there?Mother: (in a whisper) Children, are you in the bag?All kids: Quick, Mama! Get us out. The fox is going to put us in a pie.Mother: Sh-h-h! I’ll untie the bag.Fox: (dreaming) Z-z-z-z-z! M-m-m! How good those kids will be! I can hardly wait to make them into pie.Mother: (untying the bag) Sh-h-h! Quick! Come with me. Get a big rock, each of you! Be quick!Storyteller: Each kid gets a rock and puts it in the bag. Then Mrs. Goat ties the bag to the fox’s tail.Fox: Z-z-z-z-z! So you kids wouldn’t let me in. I fooled you, didn’t I? How do you like being put in a pie?Mother: (loudly) All right, children, let’s go home now.Fox: No, you don’t!Storyteller: Mr. Fox jumps up, but falls down. He can’t run.All kids: La-dee-da. La-dee-da! We got away!
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这个既简单好笑，我觉得这个不错又1.人物: Alex 和 Bob 地点:学生宿舍 Flushing the Toilet冲厕所 A: Oh my god, what a stinky smell! Who didn't flush the toilet? 天啊,这么臭气熏天啊? 谁没冲厕所呀? B: (reading a book silently)(静静地看书) A: Bob, is that you again? Bob, 又是你干的好事? B: what? what about me? 什么? 我又怎么了? A: You didn't flush the toilet. 你用了厕所没冲! B: I did. 我冲了. A: No. you didn't. The stinky smell is unbearable. 你没有! 这臭气熏天,简直无法忍受. How could you sit here quietly and read your book as if nothing had happened? 你怎么还可以在这静静地看书,好象啥事都没有.? B: I didn't smell anything. 我没觉得臭呀. A: I am sure it's you. How could you not smell anything. Go flush the toilet now! 那一定是你干的. 怎么可能什么都闻不到? 快去冲厕所! B: I remember I did flush it. (He went to the bathroom to flush the toilet.) 我记得我是冲了.(他走进厕所,冲洗马桶) A: Don't you ever do that again. That's barbarian. 我警告你以后别再这样啊. 那是非常不文明的行为. B: well, I'll try to remember. ( Bob is eating some cookies now.) 嗯,我尽量记住. ( Bob 拿起些饼干在吃) A: Did you wash your hands after you flush the toilet? 你冲完厕所有没有洗手呀? B: Do I have to? 要洗手吗? A: Oh my god! I think I need to change the room right now.. 天啊! 我还是换间寝室好了. The end 剧终 2.Greeting On his way to the bethhouse, a boy student bumped into a female classmate. He felt that he should say something to her but couldn't seem to figure out anything to say. Out of the blue, he asked, "Was it crowded in the bethhouse?" 一个男生去洗澡的路上碰到同班的一个女生,觉得应当打个招呼,可又似乎没什么话好说的,却冒出一句:澡堂里人多吗? 她说， There is nobody now!
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刚看到你的求助,晚了点不好意思哦~这个剧本有点短呵呵,A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir! B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either. C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? A:but.sir.please listen to me. B:wa,why are you so disgusting! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid. E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F.Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man. B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum. F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet? A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english. F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair? E:yes,yes. C:ai,men is so silly.
