经典中国式英语

If you no three no four,give you some color see see.如果你不三不四，给你点颜色瞧瞧。

——Your dress is very nie!——Where,where(哪里，哪里)

网络类 smilence=smile+silence=笑而不语 emotionormal=emotion+normal=情绪稳定 circusee=circus+see=围观 vegeteal=vegetable+steal=偷菜 时事类 chinsumer=Chinese+consumer=在国外疯狂购物的中国人 suihide=suicide+hide=躲猫猫 don'train=don't+train=动车 shitizen=shit+citizen=屁民 社会类 sexretary=sex+secretary=女秘书 togayther=together+gay=终成眷属 divoice=divorce+voice=离婚宣言 animale=animal+male=男人天性 jokarlist=joke+journalist=记者

give you some color to see seego to your mohters给你点颜色看看 去你妈的

I Love you but you love who我觉得太经典啦。两个人去看电影的，--see no see.（看不看）--no see no see.one point yet no good see.（不看不看，一点也不好看）。

long time no see好久不见..这个虽然是典型的中国式英语..但是现在外国人也在用哦~在电影里能听到的..

最经典的中国式英语Good good study, day day up. I‘m a scamp,I‘m afraid of whom no three no four We are brothers，who and who You are who?? Give you some color to see see. I brother (我哥哥） you are black new new root you duck dead knock~~~~~~ people moutain people sea horse horse tiger tiger old three old four...... one word is out, four horses cannot chase... save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower riding a donkey reading play , go and see one road with windd Are you serious?（你是西尔瑞斯吗？） No,I\’m kidding。（不，我是凯丁） Birthday happy!! eight seven four! how r u=怎么是你? how old r u=怎么老是你? down half body consider up half body write---下半身思考 Want money no have要 钱 没 有 Want life have one要 命 有 一条 really his mother\’s nomeans........ spring dream you gave me get out!! rolling egg…滚蛋：） care he three seven twenty-one...管他2721...... meat beam hit dog, have go no return... Pig Head Three Dragon Head Old Big I only is no talking. In here doing no talking things. Big home please eight seven four me la…… long time no see do early fuck (做早操） your wife is beautiful.- where where. three peple go, one it\’s my teacher people first born, sex is kind I Very Love You(绝对经典的语法错误) east(west)single~~~~东（西）单 King\’s house well(王府井） White Give！(白给） i English no Good weighty Color gently Friend You give me wait!! first eye see u, i shit love u... america china not enough horse horse tiger tiger beautiful you!!美的你！ bule who see, and whose.(不入虎穴，焉得虎子。音译） I Feel it difficult to pass。 “我感到很难过” Three heart two meaning！简单，’三心二意’！ Look through autumn water！’望穿秋水’！ Red face know me？“红颜知己”！ I\’m not care three seven twenty-one“我不管三七二十一” fish yes women lady out animal ￥于是我们来到动物园... go high fuck try恭喜发财.......... have not face to see person!!!! I think come think go......... Five talk,four beauti,three lover五讲，四美，三热爱！ 我的同学在美国，老师问中文America怎么说，答：美~~国~~~！老师：ma~~ke war~~~? --------- 这些东西，只要是学过英语的中国人都能看懂，就不用给出意思了吧～～

我叫大老王i call bag old wang 好好学习，天天向上good good study, day day up 我想你i think you