我想学英语文案

1.话说某年某月的某一天，叁个神箭手约在一起比箭，目标是十尺外仆人头上的苹果。A神箭手挽弓长射，咻一声，利箭正中苹果。A高傲的昂起下巴，比出一根大 拇指道：「I AM后羿！」 B神箭手照本宣科，射中苹果，这回他自大的喊了一句：「I AM丘比特！」 轮到C了，他也挽弓，利箭射出！ 结果正中仆人的心脏。就听他结结巴巴好久才吐出一句：「I...I...I...AM...SORRY...」 2 昨天来了个外国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的："Hello?" 外国人："Hi." 前台小姐："You have what thing?"(你有什么事?) 外国人："Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你会讲英语吗)前台小姐："If I not speak English，I am speaking what?"(如果我不会说，那我现在说的什么) 外国人："Can anybody else speak English? "(还有谁能讲英语吗) 前台小姐："You yourself look. all people are playing，no people have time，you can wait，you wait，you not wait，you go."(你自己看看，所有人都在玩呢，都没空，你愿意等就等，不愿意就走你) 外国人："Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?"(我的上帝，这儿有谁会说英语吗) 前台小姐："Shout what shout，quiet a little，you on earth have what thing."(喊什么喊，安静点，你到底有什么事) 老外："I want to speak to your head."(我想和你的领导谈谈) 前台小姐："Head not zai.You tomorrow come."(头儿不在，明再来吧) 3 室友：圣诞节到了，我会把袜子挂在窗户上，我希望你们能在我第二天醒来 给我一个惊喜! 我：没问题，我知道你最喜欢吃学校前门那个小面包` 我一定买来放到你的袜子里面!记得吃哈· 室友：.............. Room friend:Christmas day arrived, I can hang the sock on the window, I hoped youcan second days wake in me For me pleasantly surprised! I:Does not have the question, I knew you most like eating school frontdoor that young bread ` I as soon as order put to inside yours sock! Remembered eatsKazak Room friend: .............. 4.某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞， 忙说：I am sorry. 老外应道：I am sorry too. 某人听后又道：I am sorry three. 老外不解，问：What are you sorry for? 某人无奈，道：I am sorry five. 5.某男，粗通英文，至使馆，有表要填，有一栏是sex。 该男思之久已，毅然下笔：“Once a week“。 签证官观后暴笑，曰：“This item should be filled in with male or female.“ 该男顿时赧颜，思之，填下“female“，官楞之，曰：“shouldn’t it be male?“ 男急释曰：“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”

可以阐述一下英语的好处，以及英语在世界上的地位，学习英语很大一部分原因还是为了应试教育。

Learning English can improve your language skills and increase a language ability. In our country, the first reason for learning English is exam oriented education.

Learning English is conducive to making friends, chatting or working with foreigners; Learning English is conducive to understanding the customs and cultures of other countries.

Learning English is good for studying or traveling abroad, at least not getting lost or at a loss; Learning English is conducive to watching foreign original novels or TV movies.

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关于学习的英文句子 一、success covers a multitude of blunders .成功由大量的失望铸就。二、When the night is darkest, dawn is nearest. 夜最黑时,黎明最近。三、Anything one man can imagine, other men can make real.但凡人能想象到的事物，必定有人能将它实现。 —— Jules Verne 凡尔纳四、A great man is always willing to be little.伟大的人物总是愿意当小人物的。—— R. W. Emerson 爱默生五、all that you do, do with your might; things done by halves are never done right、做一切事情都应尽力而为，不可半途而废。六、Learning is the eye of the mind. 知识是心灵的慧眼.七、Learning any language takes a lot of effort. but don't give up. 学习任何语言都是需要花费很多努力，但不要放弃。八、man errs so long as he strives.人只要奋斗就会犯错误。九、The way to learn a language is to practice speaking it as often as possible. 学习一门语言的方法就是要尽量多地练习说。

Learning English takes time so if we want to learn it well, we should spend much time practicing using English every day. Besides, we should listen to the teacher and take notes carefully in class. Go over what is learnt regularly and finish doing our homework carefully. If we have time,we'd better isten to English radio programmes, read English stories and newspapers, watch English films and TV programmes ,keep a diary in English . If we make mistakes, correct them at once and try not to make the same mistakes. What's more, we should look up new words in the dictionary before class and prepare each lesson carefully before class. I believe if we work hard and have good ways of learning English, we will learn English well. 怕你不清楚意思，我翻译了以下。学英语是要花费时间的，因此我们要花大量的时间每天练习使用英语。而且我们应该上课认真听讲、记笔记、经常复习我们所学的、认真完成作业。如果我们有时间，最好听英语广播、读英语故事和报纸、看英语电影和电视节目、用英语记日记。如果我们出错了，就要马上更改并尽力别再犯同样的错误。并且我们在课前要查字典认真预习。我相信如果我们努力学习并且有好的学英语方法，我们一定会学好英语的。