心海若冰
来是“康姆”(come)去是“谷”(go)，廿四铜钿“吞的福”(twentyfour)； 是叫“也司”(yes)勿叫“拿”(no)，如此如此“沙咸鱼沙”（So and so）； 真崭实货“佛立谷”fully good，靴叫“蒲脱”(boot)鞋叫“靴”(shoe)； 洋行买办“江摆渡”(comprador)，小火轮叫“司汀巴”(streamer)； “翘梯翘梯”(drink tea)请吃茶，“雪堂雪堂”(sit down)请侬坐； 烘山芋叫“扑铁秃”(potato)，东洋车子“力克靴”(ricksha)； 打屁股叫“班蒲曲”(bamboo chop)，混帐王八“蛋风炉”(daffy fellow)； “那摩温”(No.1)先生是阿大，跑街先生“杀老夫”(shroff)； “麦克麦克”(mark)钞票多，“毕的生司”(empty cents)当票多——{附注：没钱的意思}； 红头阿三“开泼度”（Keep door），自家兄弟“勃拉茶”(brother)； 爷要“发茶”(father)娘“卖茶”(mother)，丈人阿伯“发音落”(father in law)
小殊哥哥
chinglish is a chinese and english to be a one language.like wo say 'how old are you.' in chinglish is means'why always you?'if you say chinglish nobody know what did you said.
我最牛牛
Receptionist:"Hello." Foreigner:"Hi." Receptionist:"You have what thing?" Foreigner:"Can you speak English?" Receptionist: "If I not speak English, I am speaking what?" Foreigner:"Can anybody else speak English?" Receptionist:"You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！" Foreigner:"Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?" Receptionist:"Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?" Foreigner:"I want to speak to your head." Receptionist:"Head not zai. You tomorrow come!"
