好运大鸟
一: 男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？） 女：Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）二: A burglar 入室盗窃者A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no." said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years."三:The Looney Bin (疯人院) Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!" 疯人院 一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说："我是拿破仑！"另一个说："你怎么知道？"第一个人说："上帝对我说的！"一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来："我没说！" Notes: （1）Looney (俚语）疯子 （2）inmate（n.同住者,同室者(特指在医院、监狱)） （3）insane asylum (疯人院）四:Mother Was too Busy 妈妈太忙Mother Was too BusyTeacher: Mike, you're always asking your father to do your homework instead, and again this time.....Mike: Pardon, sir, this time at first I would not let him do it, but mother was too busy.妈妈太忙老师：迈克，你老是叫你的父亲替你做作业，这次又。。。。。。迈克：对不起，老师，这次作业我本不打算让爸爸替我做，可妈妈实在太忙 五:When Do People Talk Least? 人们什么时候说话最少？When Do People Talk Least?Student A: When do people talk least?Student B: In February.Student A: Why?Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.人们什么时候说话最少？学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少？学生乙：在二月。学生甲：为什么呢？学生乙：因为二月是一年中最短的一个月。
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a:how are you;b:i am fine;a:what is you name.B:my name is jim.a:you are jame.b:no ,i am jim.a:you are jame.B:fuck you .i am jim.j_I_m.a:oh ,iam so sorry.b:don't be carefull.a:let's go to school.b:i don't want to go school.a:why?b:i am sick.a:i am sorry to hear that,
听雨蘑菇
A:"warm" and "cold",which one runs faster?B:warmA:why?B:Because you can always "catch a cold".
克利玛碴
Jack：Tom，who do you think the man with a yellow straw hat on the stool in front of the palm trees？ Tom：I guess he must be a fortune teller. Jack：Are you sure? Tom：Yes,without a doubt. You see he is looking forward to talking to someone. Jack：Maybe you are right. But Tom, can you read the palm? Tom：Yes, I have read a lot of books about reading the palm.May I read your palm? Jack: Yes,I’d love to. But I want to make fun of him.It is very funny.
宝宝晨123
Class Opening G reeting: Say hello to everyone with a friendly face, then talk about the date, weather… help them try to use English everywhere. Ne w Concept: Demonstrate: Talk with them friendly. Ask: Today I want to go shopping, where should I go?A： Good morning，sir．Can I help you？ B：Good morning! I have a reservation for a single room with a bath here． A： May I have your name，sir， please？ B：Bradley，John Bradley． A：Just a moment，sir， while I look through our list．Yes，we do have a reservation for you，Mr． Bradley．Would you please fill out this form while I prepare your key card for you？ B：Yes．Can I borrow your pen for a minute，please？ A：Sure．Here you are． B：What should I fill in under ROOM NUMBER？ A： You can just skip that． I’ll put in the room number for you later on． B：（After he has completed the form） Here you are．I think I’ve filled in everything correctly． A： Let me see…name， address， nationality，for war ding address， passport number， place of issue， signature and date of departure．Oh，here，sir．Your forgot to put in the date of your departure． Here let me fill it in for you．You are leaving on…？ B：October 24． A：Now everything’s in order．And here is your key，Mr．Bradley．Your room number is 1420． It is on the14th floor and the daily rate is＄90．Here is your key card with all the information on your booking， the hotel services and the hotel rules and regulations on it．Please make sure that you have it with you all the time．You need to show it when you sign for your meals and drinks in the restaurants and the bars．You also need to show it when you collect your key from the Information Desk． B： OK．I’ll take good care of it． A： And now if you are ready，Mr．Bradley， I’ll call the bell-boy and he’ll take you to your room． B： Yes， I’m ready．Thank you． A：I hope you enjoy your stay with us． B：I’ll try．Dialogue B(酒店对话英语大全之二)A：Good morning！Can I help you？ B：Good morning！ I’m Mr．Doug lass in room 1208． My business negotiation has progressed much more slowly than I had expected．This makes it necessary for me to stay on here for another day．I wonder if it is possible for me to extend my stay at this hotel for two days． A： I’ll take a look at the hotel’s booking situation． Yes， sir，I’m glad that we’ll be able to accept your extension re－quest．But I’m afraid that it will be necessary for us to ask you to change rooms for the last two nights．You see，we have already let your room to another gentle-man．Is that acceptable to you？ B： Yes， that’s no problem at all． A： Let me see… room 1111 Will be vacant． How about room1111？ B：That is fine． A：When would you like to move tomorrow？ B： I don’t know． A：The new occupant will be checking in a little after twelve． B： That means I have to move out before 12． Let me see． I’ll be leaving for the negotiation at 9∶30 tomorrow morning and I will not be returning to the hotel until sometime in the afternoon． So I’m going to have to do it before I go to the negotiation．Well，I think I will move at 9o’clock． A： Good．I will send a bellboy to your room and help youwith your luggage at 9 o’clock． And please remember to bring your key card to the reception desk when you pass it tomorrow so that I can change the room number on it． B：I will．Thank you very much． A：Goodbye． B：Goodbye． Words and Expressionsnationality n．国籍／forward v．．发送，寄发for warding address 转投地址／passport n．护照place of issue 发照地点／signature n．签名departure n．离开／regulation n．规章，规定，条例negotiation n．谈判；磋商／extension n．延长日期
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