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守株待兔(英语短剧) 剧本你可以自己调节角色~[开始。树)上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演(范冰)走到台前]导演:Action![跑下台][农夫冷酷地上。]农夫:I’m a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A modern farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头,继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看,收起]!So I’m rich now![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250!This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this?痒痒挠?No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~!![看下表]It’s time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作,锄了两下,突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上,开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台,把没用的道具拿走,把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]树:I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,边做边唱:哼哼哈西!!!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉!Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台][兔子A上]兔子A(一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦,所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼):Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U!The name of the song is 《发如雪》![清清嗓子正要唱,这时候导演(范冰)上]导演:[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A:Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。导演下台之前,看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看,惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine!(很兴奋地拿着下场)兔子A:OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈,悠闲散步][农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走,兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]兔子A:Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What’s this!农夫:Hnnnn…!I will kill U for lunch!兔子A:But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来(农夫一开始把枪对着自己)]农夫:Thank you!兔子A:My pleasure. (突然想起来农夫要杀自己) Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前]农夫:Where~ to go? Haha![农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪,同上。 农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me!树:[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后][兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]农夫:Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了。兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来]兔子A:Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now! [兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ![兔子晕两下~~ “我倒!” 倒地]农夫:OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边]……兔子A:[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,发现自己被绑了,很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?树:[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.兔子A:What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape?[东张西望,看到农夫的手机][兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开,走到手机前看了看]咦?What’s this?[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处。 又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile!Maybe I can call some one to help me! [又不知不觉地把自己放出来,那起手机] But how to use it???树:[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![给兔子]兔子A:Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂?李咏:[上台,激情澎湃地] Hello!This is lucky fifty-two![做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong!Now let’s start our first question!What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正? A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!兔子A:(很冷漠地)Sorry, wrong number.[挂掉]李咏:Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂?喂喂?[很郁闷地下台]兔子A:Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂?兔子B:喂?兔子A:Hey Jackey!兔子B:Hey tommy!兔子A:How are you doing?兔子B:Fine,thank you.And U?兔子A:I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?兔子B:They are fine,thank you.And U?兔子A:They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?兔子B:He’s fine,thank you!And U?兔子A:He’s fine , too!兔子B:But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!兔子A:No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!兔子B:But where are you?兔子A:I’m under a tree!兔子B:[边打电话边在附近走,经过兔子A面前,两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?兔子A:I see a rabbit ,rather like you!兔子B:A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开][兔子A 打完电话,小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处,还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上]兔子A:Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度,后仰,头又撞倒树上,昏眩中…“我晕!” 又晕了][兔子B上。]兔子B:I’m also rabbit!I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH!My friend is here!Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝(双臂)挪开,使了几次劲,还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this!A 锄头![装作打高尔夫球,试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前,正要砍]树:Stop!!!What will you do?兔子B:I will cut you down to save my friend.树:O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!兔子B:Oh yes!You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise !Come on! [开始带头做早操。做着做着对树说“Follow me!” (企图让树动起来,两只手松开,这样就可以救出兔子A)树也开始跟着做起早操。 兔子B轻轻上前,想救出兔子A。但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕。树继续绑着兔子A]兔子B:Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it!Music! [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住树,企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂,放出兔子A。树渐渐陶醉,手缓缓松开。兔子B正要搭救同伴,突然兔子A两只手张开,成了女主角动作。树又抱住了兔子A的腰,成了男主角动作。树和A陶醉其中。B要唤醒A:“Wake up!Wake up!”兔子A沉醉其中,完全不理它,还用脚踹走要救它的B:“Don’t disturb me!”继续陶醉。]兔子B:(无奈ing…)Stop!!!(音乐停) (沮丧)I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗,带出10块钱,掉在地上]树:Money![一个箭步冲上去捡起钱,回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。]兔子A:[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上,晕两下说:“暴头!”死翘。] [兔子B见状冲上去,深情地搂住A:“Tommy!Tommy!”[伤心地俯下身子,紧紧抱住A][这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身,又把B压在了下面]兔子B:I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翘了]农夫:[农夫这时候醒了。擦了下口水,看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.[兴奋地一手提一只兔子,哼着小曲下场]树:[还在验钞的树正在高兴,突然发现是假钞]A!It’s a fake!Wait for me![追下去]
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勇敢的小红帽Mum: (妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里)Little Red Riding Hood:(拿着双节棍,欢快地跑进来)Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum: (一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地说)Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.L:(边提起篮子,边点头说)Ok!M:(亲切地看着L)Be careful.and……if you are ever in trouble,don’t fight,just run , just run away.L: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy.Mum: Bye-bye. Darling.(M下, L挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)L: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! (放下篮子摩拳擦掌地采花)I’ll pick some flowers!Wolf:(Wolf大步地走上台)I am gray wolf. I am so hungry. (东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood!Rad wolf: I am rad wolf.(指着W)he is my huaband,a foolish wolf.(叉腰出现在身后)have you got any food?W:(一惊,转身,谄媚地弯腰笑着)darling,i……R:I don’t need any explanation! I don’t want to eat vegetables any more!You must get some meat now! now!W:(抱头)yes darling!i will!(来到舞台中央,对L)Hi! Lovely girl!Where are you going? (狡猾的和L打招呼)L:who……oh!(警觉的退后)you are that bad grey wolf!aren’t you?W(吃惊):how do you know?L:Because you looks so ugly and your prologs are very old. My mum has told me many stories about wolves.you are silly and bad……you can’t trick me!W:(晕倒状,扶额无语)e…….L:(上下指指点点):look at your dirty clothes and messy hair,no no no……how shameless!W:(低头看自己,一脸委屈)I don’t have money to buy new shoes or clothes or mirror……(转头看一眼R)all my monry have given my wife……R:(声音从后边传来)what did you say?——say again!W:nothing! Darling! i said nothing I sware!R:you’d bett be quick!i’m hungry!W:ok ok!(看着L,舔嘴角,恶狠狠)now,I can eat you!L:(摆出拳击手势,对W勾勾手指)you may try if you want to die ! i will let you know the meaning of ‘regret’ !W:(退后两步,犹豫)why?shi isn’t like that fool Little Red Riding Hood in story that my grandpa told me……what should I do?R:(上台,对W)where is my food?W:(指L)here shi is.R:why don’t you catch her?W:(结结巴巴)d d d darling,i……(哼哼唧唧)L:(突然想起,一拍脑袋)oh!my mum told me not to fight,I must run away immediately.(俯身偷偷看了一眼W,蹑手蹑脚地慢慢走开)R:(生气,揪住W耳朵大吼)stupid !you are a wolf and she is only a little girl !W:(反应过来)yes! I am a strong wolf !(看到L要逃,指着她大喊)hey ! stop !(追上去)(R 挥舞平底锅加油,W追L,两人在台上跑)R:come on ! come on ! good ! catch her !(最终W捉住L)W:(得意洋洋)Aha! I catch you!(对R)darling,we will have meat to eat this evening!R:yes ! I can’t wait to have dinner! Dear, let’go home now!M:(从后台走上)Little Red Riding Hood?my dear? Where are you?L:(大喊)mum mum! I am here !M:(看见,吃了一惊):grey wolf?oh no! let my daughter go !W:(哈哈大笑)you are day dreaming!i am a wolf !A evil wolf! I must eat her as my dinner!M:(沉重地)yes I know,you are a wolf.but listen,Mr.wolf,you’d better let her go,or you will have bad luck,you may be hurt……it’s my advise.(L从篮子里抽出双节棍,追着W一阵痛打,W抱头痛的满台跑)R:(追上W)dear! What happened ! are you ok?……dear!……(L,M,R跑下台)M:(惋惜、同情地)Mr.wolf,you see,I have told you but you didn’t follow my words……(后台W的声音遥遥传来:we will go back again!)(L蹦蹦跳跳上台)L:dear mum,the grey wolf has gone away!M:god to be thanked!L:not god helps me,I can save myself ! mum ,I am clever and strong!M:you are right , my dear!you did a good job!(《健康歌》,L和M来到中央跳舞)L:we should do exercise everyday and be stronger,at that time ,no wolf can hurt us!mum ,let’s go to see my grandma!(W,R搀扶着上台,L看见了,W,R急忙要走)L:hey! Stop!(追下台)M:dear!dear! where you go ?……drea!(亦下台)
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剧本主要是由台词和舞台指示组成的,是戏剧艺术创作的文本基础,编导与演员演出的依据。以下是我精心整理的英语短剧剧本,欢迎大家分享。
角色:小兔、小狗、小猴、山羊
characters: hare、dog、monkey、goat
画外音:小兔子肚子饿了,她想找些东西吃。找呀,找了半天。忽然发现小路边的地里长着一根萝卜。
兔:啊,一个萝卜!一个大萝卜!我把它拔出来。
H:Oh,a radish!A big radish!I’ll pull it out.
哎——嗨——呦!哎——嗨——呦!
Ai-----Hay---Yo! Ai---Hay---Yo!
这萝卜太重了。我拔不出来。
The radish is too heavy. I can’t pull it out.
狗:我是小狗。我饿了。哦,兔小姐,你在干什么?
D: I’m a dog. I’m hungry. Oh, Miss hare,What are you doing.
兔:你好,狗先生。一个萝卜,一个大萝卜。它太重了。我拔不出来。
H:Hello,Mr.Dog.A radish,a big radish.It’s too heavy.I can’t pull it out.
狗:我帮你。咱们一起拔。
D:I’ll help you.Let’s pull it together.
兔:谢谢你。咱们一起拔。
H:Thank you .Let’s pull it together.
兔和狗:一、二、开始!哎----嗨----呦!哎---嗨---呦!哦,这萝卜太重了。我们拔不出来。
H&D:One,two,begin!Ai---Hay—Yo!Ai—Hay—Yo!Oh,the radish is too heavy.We can’t pull it out.
(小猴走了过来)
猴:我是小猴。我饿了。哦,你们在干什么?
M:I’m a monkey. I’m hungry.Oh, What are you doing?
兔和狗:你好,猴先生。一个萝卜,一个大箩卜。它太重了。我们拔不出来。
H&D:Hello,Mr. Monkey. A radish, a big radish. It’s too heauy. We can’t pull it out.
猴:我帮你们。咱们一起拔。
M:I’ll help you. Let’s pull it together.
兔和狗:谢谢你。咱们一起拔。
H&D:Thank you. Let’s pull it together.
兔,狗和猴:一,二,开始!哎---嗨---呦!哎---嗨---呦!哦,这萝卜太重了。我们拔不出来。
H,D&M:One,two,begin! Ai---Hay---Yo! Ai—Hay---Yo!Oh,the radish is too heavy. We can’t pull it out.
(小山羊走了过来)
羊:我是山羊。我饿了。哦,你们在干什么?
G:I’m a goat. I’m hungry.Oh, what are you doing?
狗、兔和猴:你好,山羊先生。一个萝卜,一个大萝卜。它太重了。我们拔不出来。
H,D&M:Hello, Mr.Goat.A radish. a big radish.It’s too heavy. We can’t pull it out.
羊:我帮你们。咱们一起拔。
G:I’ll help you. Let’s pull it together.
狗,兔和猴:谢谢你,咱们一起拔。
H,D&M:Thank you.Let’s pull it together.
兔,狗,猴和羊:一,二,开始。哎—嗨---呦!这萝卜真大,这萝卜真重。哎—嗨—呦!我们必须使劲干。我们一定把它拔出来。
H,D,M&G:One,two,begin.Ai—Hay—Yo!The radish is big.The radish is heavy. Ai---Hay—Yo! We must work hard. We must pull it out.
兔,狗,猴和羊:哎—嗨—呦!啊,萝卜拔出来了!一个大萝卜!一个重萝卜。我们大家一起吃!
H,D,M&G:Ai—Hay—Yo!Ah, the radish is out! A big radish!We’ll eat it together .A heavy radish!
(他们一起围着大萝卜唱歌,跳舞。
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie ? Yeah, you are right, Im the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you…Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, lets begin. At first , talent show, number one, lets welcome.
乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, Im Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥)。 (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆状),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh…my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no …sweet ,you break my heart…(掩面离去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.
丙:Im Celine Dion, you know, I dont have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,its just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I…
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! Ill use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)
and youre here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.
Oh, Im dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise
丁:(对着乙的.背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,its a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),Im glad to see you,my dear princess.
甲(做娇羞状):oh, its really a big surprise,so whats your name?
丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh,its ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.
甲(指门,气愤状),you you you……
丁:ok ok, it doesnt matter, you neednt learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!
甲:I dont care who you are, just show me your talent.
丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her "I love you"!
甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I cant stand, show you the door,
丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.
甲:oh, its really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, Im dying,you three, come here,
三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?
丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?
丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?
三人同声:we are past,right?
甲:ehThank you for your ehWonderful performance,but,Im sorry to tell you …(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh…god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!
三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!
乙(甜蜜状):thats very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)
甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but Im look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?
三人齐答:yes,we do!
甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!
说明:绝对搞笑,绝对雷人,鉴于所花精力,所以,适当地收一点点辛苦费,第一个表演舞蹈时,音乐可以选用<猪八戒背媳妇>,第二个唱 时,一定要跑调加破音,第三个一定要足够深情恶心,就这么多提醒的,希望您看得开心,下的舒心。
人物:令狐冲(linghuchong),小师妹(little sister),任盈盈(yingying),东方不败(invincible eastern),小尼姑(little nun),田伯光(tianboguang),林平之(linpingzhi) 第一幕
(令狐冲与小师妹正在舞剑,甜蜜无比)
令狐冲:little sister ,you are the most beautful girl in this world!i will love you forever .
小师妹:(害羞)oh!really?you are the most handsome boy I have ever seen!i love you too!
令狐冲:I love you too
小师妹:I love you too too
令狐冲:I love you too too too!
(小师妹的剑不小心落下令狐冲捡起)
令狐冲:oh little sister ,your sword!
小师妹:no it’s your sword!
令狐冲:your sword!(扭扭咧咧)
小师妹:your sword!
令狐冲:your sword!
小师妹:it’s madness when I say it ,but not when you say about it! 令狐冲:ok , you are right ,it’s my sword. (顺从态)
令狐冲:little sister ,there is one thing I want to tell you ,master asked me to go downhill for a few days ,so during my absence ,brother lin will be with you ,take good care of yourself ,I will be back soon.
小师妹:rearlly?oh , my life will be boring without you!(伤感)so,good-bye!(突然兴奋)
第二幕
(令狐冲在下山后遇见正在调戏小尼姑的田伯光)
小尼姑:give away!
田伯光:come here!
小尼姑:if you talk any more nonsence, I’ll hit you with my sword! 小尼姑:keep away! keep away!
田伯光:let me take good care of you!don’t be afraid of me , I’m the most handsome man in china.
令狐冲:stop that! Don’t hurt that girl!
田伯光:who is that man?run far away if you don’t want to pass away! 令狐冲:so ,let’s fighting!(音乐,用功夫里面的那首)
(两人打斗,令狐冲不敌田伯光)
田伯光:give out that little boy!you can’t stop me from enjoying my life with her!
令狐冲:no ,if that!if that ,I’d rather die!
(再上,再被打败,重伤)
(突然闪出一人,身手凌厉,田伯光被秒掉)
小尼姑:unbelievable!he’s my hero!
东方不败:what a handsome man ,it would be a pity if you die here.and that’s why I save you ,so ,don’t fall in love with me ,forever!
令狐冲:you are a man ,how can I fall in love with you!
东方不败:but what if I ware a girl?
令狐冲:if that ,I won’t believe in love for any longer
东方不败:wait for me here!i’ll be back soon!
(熄灯,东方不败换女装)
令狐冲:you you are so beautiful! I love you
东方不败:no !we can never be together ,not because of you ,nor because of me ,it’s the world to blame!goodbey honey ,we won’t meet again.
(灯灭,第三幕)
(麻将声响起,四人麻将,分别是令狐冲,小师妹,林平之,任盈盈,令狐冲面对的是林平之)
(中文对话:
林平之:八筒
小师妹:吃
林平之:九条
小师妹:碰
林平之:五条
小师妹:杠!
令狐冲:五桶
小师妹:糊了!)
令狐冲:I lose again ,little sister ,brother lin is always help you !what’s the matter with you honey?
小师妹:so I will tell you the truth ,I am in love with brother lin ,compared with you ,he is more hot, he have strong kiss with me every now and then .but you ,have not even touch my hand during the past few years!
令狐冲:I’m so sad to hear that
任盈盈:brother linhu ,don’t be sad ,when you are longly ,I will be right by your side!
令狐冲:thank you yingying ,when everbody leave me ,you are the only one stay with me .
任盈盈:when you are longly ,I can play music for you ,so ,let us be together! I wana be your girl , and you are my boy!
令狐冲:ok,you are my girl now, do what you want to do!
(任盈盈抱住令狐冲,吻了他)
(灯灭)
(旁白:two years later ,it is said that invincible eastern was killed by linhuchong , the biggest enemy died , but the world get worse , people suffer from songshanpai . linghuchong live with renyingying from that day on , but is he happy ? who is the girl really in his heart? )
第三幕
(非诚勿扰音乐,田伯光作为主持人,四位女嘉宾在场上端坐,分别是小师妹,小尼姑,任盈盈,东方不败,令狐冲上场)
田伯光:welcome to "no honesty no bother" I’m the compere xiaotiantian .taday there are 4 girls waiting for their boy.now let’s welcome the sunny boy linghuchong!(音乐)
令狐冲:holle everybody , I am linghuchong from huashan mountain,I’m a strong man as well as a handsome boy,you will never regret if you choose me .
田伯光:so girls , it’s time to turn down your light , to turn or not to turn it is a question
(都没有熄灯)
田伯光:it’s out of my surprise!all of the lights are on!so you can choose the girl you love best.
小师妹:brother , it was all my fault before, brother lin is no longer a real man I am so longly these days, the boy I really love is you!
小尼姑:brother , you have saved me , all my body ang heart are yours! 任盈盈:brother chong ,I am the girl who accompanied you .when you feel longly ,I played music for you .when you are happy ,I played music for you .when you are sad ,I played music for you!
令狐冲:but don’t you know I don’t love music?(径直走向东方不败,牵住她的手)
令狐冲:I thought you have passed away, it is so good to see you again 东方不败:I was saved by your master fengqingyang (停顿)。You wanted to kill me ,why choose me now?
令狐冲:I did’t want you know?it was not decide by me !belive in me ,you are the girl in my heart ! whether past or present!
东方不败:I won’t belive in you any more , you have so many female friends ,any of them can be your girl friend , isn’t it?
令狐冲:the girl you love is not the one who grow up with you ,nor the one who like you ,nor the one who play music for you ! she is the one you feel right ,and that is the most important.belive that you will always be my girl!
东方不败:thank you for your love , which I can’t afford to.we can never be together, it is decide by God . I will not marry you , nor see you again .so ,it is the last time we see each other .choose the one you like best and be kind to her .
Good-bye
阳光白龙
英语情景剧剧本:Three Little Pigs 三只小猪Three Little Pigs 三只小猪 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者:三只小猪和他们的妈妈 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥,他们很懒,他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是 Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的,她整天帮着妈妈 works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。 to do the housework. Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈:你们已经长大了,你们得 your own houses. 为自己盖间房。 Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见,孩子们。去盖间房。 Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。 Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小猪:好的,妈妈。再见。 Wolf: I’m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼:我饿了。看,三只小猪可 for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。 Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 猪妹妹:哥哥,你们在干什么? Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves. 丁丁:我在用树叶盖房子。 Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks. 东东:我在用树枝盖房子。 Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong. 猪妹妹:可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不 And sticks aren’t strong. 牢固。 Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it’s easy. 猪哥哥:我们知道。但它很容易。 What are you doing, sister? 你在干什么? Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks. 猪妹妹:我在用砖头盖房子。 Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult. 猪哥哥:用砖头盖,那太难了。 Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 猪妹妹:我知道,可是砖头很坚固。 …… Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished. Let’s have 猪哥哥:噢,我们盖好了。我们打 a nap. 个盹吧。 Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 猪妹妹:我的房子盖好了,我的房 is strong. 很坚固。 Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼: 小猪,小猪,快开门! Doors! Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 猪哥哥:不开,不开。快走开。 Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼:这太容易了。树枝和树叶 aren’t strong. 都不牢固。 Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 讲故事者:狼吹倒了房屋。
冰雪江天
四人英语话剧剧本-The Rolling Orange The Rolling Orange讲述桔子的故事。一天早上,桔子一家醒来,发现人们开着卡车,搬着梯子,来摘桔子了,快来看看他们的命运如何吧。 人物 Tom: Father Orange Klye: Mother Orange Wallis: Older Sister Orange Jessie: Little Brother Orange Characters Father Orange: He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man. Mother Orange: She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father. She is also very optimistic. Older Sister Orange: She is young , energetic, and competitive . Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled. SCENE I 场景一:果园 One Morning in an Orange Orchard. (Today is a sunny day . An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard. ) Father: I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning). Mother: Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this. Sister: A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks. Brother: That really scared me. They got out and started to climb up ladders. Sister: (Afraid suddenly) Oh! My friends were grabbed and put into large bags. I could hear them yell for help. Father: Hey! We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise, they’ll notice us. Mother: But it’s useless. Sister: Oh, God! We’re discovered! Brother: Oh! We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches. What will we do for food and water? Sister: It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers. Mother: Well, we’ll just have to do our best. Father: Yeah! SCENE II On a Fruit Stand. (After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand. ) Sister: Gee! This place is so cold and desolate. I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall). Brother: I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared. (Suddenly) Sister: Oh! Mother! How could they do that? Mother: What are you talking about? Brother: I know what she’s talking about (Brother turns to look). Father: What did you see? Sister: My friends were cut up and eaten. How could they do that? I’m so scared. Father: Now, children, be calm. Mother: Sh~ Someone’s coming. Father: Try to be quiet. Sister: I don’t want to be taken away. Brother: Oh! My friend’s being taken away. Sister: Your friend looks so fat. Mother: If we look sour, maybe we won’t be taken away. Brother: That’s a bright idea. But how could we look sour? Mother: Now, children, stop being scared and calm down. Father: Oh! No! I’m being looked at. Mother: I told you not to eat so much. Now you look so fat and juicy. (Father is being taken away.) Brother: Oh, no, Dad! Father: (Sadly) Good bye, children. Sister: Oh! Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away. Mother: Oh, no! Brother: Stop that. Our father can’t be taken away. Mother: Look, he’s being bagged and put into a cart. Sister: Hey! The cart’s wheels are going out of the store. Brother: A car’s pulling up. Mother: Oh, no! His bag is being picked up. Sister: But it’s breaking. And Dad’s falling out. Brother: Dad’s rolling away. All: (Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL! ROLL! He’s getting away. Sister & Brother: Yip! Yip! Hurray for Dad! Mother: Oh! Thank God.
暗旦无光
Little Red Riding Hood第一场:Little Red Riding Hood家Mum:(妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里)Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来)Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum: (一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地说)Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood:(边提起篮子,边点头说)Ok!Mum: (亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说) Be good. Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy.Mum: Bye-bye. Darling.第二场:在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! (放下篮子采花)One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf:(随着一阵低沉的音乐,Wolf大步地走上台)I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood:(手摸辫子,天真地回答)To Grandma’s.Grandma is ill.Wolf:(自言自语)I' ll eat Grandma. But……(对Little Red Riding Hood说)Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood:(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf:(悄悄地藏到大树后)Little Red Riding Hood:(停止跳舞)Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?Six Ducks:We’ re fine.Thank you. Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma’s.Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks:Goodbye.第三场:Grandma家Grandma:(喘着气出场,颤颤悠悠地走到床前,吃力地坐到床边,喘了几口,打几个哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。)Wolf:(从树后出来,边走边说)I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang.Grandma:Who is it?Wolf:(装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音,一边得意地摇动尾巴,一边说)It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma:(边说边起床) Come in, come in.Wolf:(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.Grandma: (惊慌失措地抓紧衣服,瞪着眼睛,边叫迫从床上滚到地上)灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf:(得意地拍拍肚子,翘起大拇指)Yummy!I’ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood:(高兴地敲门)Grandma.Grandma.Wolf:(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it?Little Red Riding Hood:It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf:Come in, Come in.Little Red Riding Hood:(蹦跳着进来,把篮子放在桌子上,走到床前一看,跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf:I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand.Wolf:I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood:(跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,边摸边说)Look! What a big hands?Wolf:(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood:(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No!Wolf:(追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃状,拍拍肚子说)It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.Hunter:(一边拿着枪,一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door.(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf:(发出呼呼的响声)Hunter:(端起枪想打,又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(从桌子上拿起剪刀,举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you.Hunter:Grandma ,give me some needles and thread.Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones.Grandma:(从桌子上拿来针线)Little Red Riding Hood:(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter:(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)Grandma:I'll thread it.Hunter:(拿起枪)Woke up!Wolf:(起床,两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter:You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf:(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!Hunter: (开枪)Bang, bang!Wolf: (应声倒下)Hunter:The bad wolf is dead.Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you.Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter(一起鞠躬): Thank you
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