英语搞笑小对话

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服务员，你的领带在我的汤里了。

没关系，先生，它不缩水。

Waiter, your tie is in my soup!

That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

I think that I'm a chicken

Psychiatrist:What's your problem?

Patient:I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist:How long has this been going on?

Patient:Ever since I was an egg!

精神病医师：你哪里不舒服?

病人：我认为我是一只鸡.

精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的?

病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始.

The Fish Net

Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

鱼网

你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。

把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。