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You: Dear miss, I have a horrible pain in my stomach, can I see a doctor now?Girl at the reception: I have to check with Doctor Johnson to see whether he is available.You: Yes, please.Girl at the reception: Doctor Johson, here I have a young lad who said he got a horrible pain in his stomach, when could you see him?Dr Johson:I have a patient with me, I can see him after this.Girl at the reception:Dr Johson said he would see you after he saw the last patient.You: I, I think I am dying in maximum 59 seconds.Girl at the reception: Doctor Johson, the lad said he would die in 59 seconds.Dr Johson: Ask him wait a minitue.Girl at the reception: Dr Johson said you have to wait for a minitue...............You waited there. It was only 30 minitue, then you became unconcious.You parents and your sister shouted to the girl at reception:He died!
