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《老友记》第一季瑞秋、莫妮卡、菲比、钱德、乔伊和罗斯悉数登场。罗斯刚刚因为他的同性恋妻子卡萝（Carol）而离婚。此时莫妮卡, 菲比和罗斯都单独居住，只有钱德和乔伊住在一个公寓里。这时莫妮卡的老朋友瑞秋穿着婚纱闯进了Central Perk咖啡馆，她刚刚逃脱了自己和未婚夫贝瑞（Barry）的婚礼，并搬来和莫妮卡一起住。

101 The One Where   Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey,   Phoebe, and Monica are there.]

Monica: There's   nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!

Joey: Come on,   you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!

Chandler: All   right Joey, be nice.  So does he have a hump?   A hump and a hairpiece?

Phoebe: Wait,   does he eat chalk?

(They all stare, bemused.)

Phoebe: Just,   'cause, I don't want her to go through what I   went through with Carl- oh!

Monica: Okay,   everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to   dinner and- not having sex.

Chandler:   Sounds like a date to me.

[Time Lapse]

Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in   the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I   am totally naked.

All: Oh, yeah.   Had that dream.

Chandler: Then   I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

Joey: Instead   of...?

Chandler:   That's right.

Joey: Never had   that dream.

Phoebe: No.

Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I   don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

Monica: And   they weren't looking at you before?!

Chandler:   Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it   turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!

[Time Lapse,   Ross has entered.]

Ross: (mortified) Hi.

Joey: This guy   says hello, I wanna kill myself.

Monica: Are you   okay, sweetie?

Ross: I just   feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed   my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth   and tied it around my neck...

Chandler:   Cookie?

Monica:   (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.

Joey: Ohh.

Monica: (to   Ross) Let me get you some coffee.

Ross: Thanks.

Phoebe: Ooh!   Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in   front of Ross.)

Ross: No, no   don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?

Phoebe:   Fine!  Be murky!

Ross: I'll be   fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.

Monica: No you   don't.

Ross: No I   don't, to hell with her, she left me!

Joey: And you   never knew she was a lesbian...

Ross: No!!   Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on   that? She didn't know,  how should I   know?

Chandler:   Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that   out loud?

Ross: I told   mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.

Monica: Oh   really, so that hysterical phone call I got   from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll   never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was   what?  A wrong number?

Ross: Sorry.

Joey: Alright   Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're   hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?

(Ross gestures   his consent.)

Joey: Strip   joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!

Ross: I don't   want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!

(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)

Chandler: And I   just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)

Monica:   Rachel?!

Rachel: Oh God   Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and   then this guy with a big hammer said you might   be here and you are, you are!

Waitress: Can I   get you some coffee?

Monica:   (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel,   another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is   Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?

Rachel: Hi,   sure!

Ross: Hi.

(They go to hug   but Ross's umbrella opens.  He sits back   down defeated again.  A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the   others expect her to explain.)

Monica: So you   wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

Rachel: Oh   God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the   room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous   Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her   coffee) Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy   boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out,   and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know,   I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out   of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing   this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know   that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but   you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

Monica: Who   wasn't invited to the wedding.

Rachel: Ooh, I   was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...

[Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone   is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]

Monica: Now I'm   guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ,   and she's really not happy about it.

Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna   or egg salad?  Decide!

Ross: (in a   deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having.

Rachel: (on   phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him.   Well, it matters to me!

(The scene on TV has changed to show   two women, one is holding her hair.)

Phoebe:    If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off.

Chandler: (re   TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.

Joey: I say   push her down the stairs.

Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey:  Push her down the stairs! Push her down   the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

(She is pushed down the stairs and   everyone cheers.)

Rachel: C'mon   Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has   always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a   shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a   shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know?   Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I   am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!

Ross: You can   see where he'd have trouble.

Rachel: Look   Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.

Monica: Well, I   guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...

Rachel: Well,   maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I   said maybe!!

[Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into   a paper bag.]

Monica: Just   breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things... Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses   and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.) bluebells   and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and   noodles with string.  These are a few...

Rachel: I'm all   better now.

Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler   and Joey.) I helped!

Monica: Okay,   look, this is probably for the best, y'know?   Independence. Taking control of your life.  The whole, 'hat' thing.

Joey:   (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me   and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.

Monica: Joey,   stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!

Joey: What,   like there's a rule or something?

(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler   gets it.)

Chandler:   Please don't do that again, it's a horrible   sound.

Paul: (over the   intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.

Monica: Oh God,   is it 6:30?  Buzz him in!

Joey: Who's   Paul?

Ross: Paul the   Wine Guy, Paul?

Monica: Maybe.

Joey: Wait.   Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?

Ross: He   finally asked you out?

Monica: Yes!

Chandler: Ooh,   this is a Dear Diary moment.

Monica: Rach,   wait, I can cancel...

Rachel: Please,   no, go, that'd be fine!

Monica: (to   Ross) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?

Ross: (choked   voice) That'd be good...

Monica:   (horrified) Really?

Ross: (normal   voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!

Phoebe: What   does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? (Chandler   doesn't know.)

(There's a knock on the door and it's   Paul.)

Monica: Hi,   come in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)...   everybody, everybody, this is Paul.

All: Hey! Paul!   Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!

Chandler: I'm   sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

Monica: Okay,   umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...

Ross: A wandering?

Monica:   Change!  Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds.

Phoebe: Ooh, I   just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be   good.

(Monica goes to change.)

Joey:    Hey, Paul!

Paul: Yeah?

Joey: Here's a   little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot   over and over and over again until it starts   to get a little red.

Monica:   (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey!

Ross: So   Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?

Rachel: Well, I   was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my   honeymoon, so nothing!

Ross: Right,   you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this   time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big   lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey   and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.

Rachel: Well   actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.  It's   been kinda a long day.

Ross: Okay,   sure.

Joey: Hey   Pheebs, you wanna help?

Phoebe: Oh, I   wish I could, but I don't want to.

Commercial Break

[Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing   for change.]

Phoebe:   (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art,   but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on   my heart.  La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that   guy) Thank you. (sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh!

[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys   are there assembling furniture.]

Ross:   (squatting and reading the instructions) I'm supposed to attach a brackety   thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no   brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.

(Joey and Chandler are finishing   assembling the bookcase.)

Joey: I'm   thinking we've got a bookcase here.

Chandler: It's   a beautiful thing.

Joey: (picking   up a leftover part) What's this?

Chandler: I   would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.

Joey: Which   goes where?

Chandler: I   have no idea.

(Joey checks that Ross is not looking   and dumps it in a plant.)

Joey: Done with   the bookcase!

Chandler: All   finished!

Ross:   (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol's favorite beer. She   always drank it out of the can, I should have known.

Joey:   Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here.

Chandler: Yes,   please don't spoil all this fun.

Joey: Ross, let   me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what   did you get?

Ross: You guys.

Chandler: Oh,   God.

Joey: You got   screwed.

Chandler: Oh my   God!

[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul   are eating.]

Monica: Oh my   God!

Paul: I know, I   know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started   going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth   get?

Monica: My   brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get   through it?

Paul: Well, you   might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-

Monica: -leg?

Paul:   (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.

Monica: You   actually broke her watch?  Wow!  The worst thing I ever did was,   I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel.

Paul: Ooh,   steer clear of you.

Monica: That's   right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and   pacing.]

Rachel: Barry,   I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all   about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but   it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials   the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that   some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it   isn't me, it's not me.  And not that I have any idea who me is right   now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off   again and she redials.)

[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is   pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]

Ross: I'm   divorced!  I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!

Joey: Shut up!

Chandler: You   must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it   collapses.)

Ross: That only   took me an hour.

Chandler: Look,   Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has   lasted longer than a Mento.   You,   however have had the love of a woman for four years.   Four years of   closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that   is why we don't do it!  I don't think that was my point!

Ross: You know   what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody,   y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my   case, there was only one woman- for her...

Joey: What are   you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of   ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors   out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla.   You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best   thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what,   eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!

Ross: I   honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.

Chandler: Stay   out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]

Paul: Ever   since she walked out on me, I, uh...

Monica:   What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?

Paul: No, it's,   it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.

Monica: Oh, so   there is gonna be a fifth date?

Paul: Isn't   there?

Monica: Yeah...   yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?

Paul: Well,   ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform.   (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually.

Monica:   (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so   sorry...

Paul: It's   okay...

Monica: I know   being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?

Paul: Two   years.

Monica: Wow!   I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!

Paul: So you   still think you, um... might want that fifth date?

Monica:   (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.

[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is   watching Joanne Loves Chaci.]

Priest on TV:   We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles,   Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony.

Rachel:   Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!

[Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all   sitting around and talking.]

Ross:   (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a   spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?

Joey: Great   story!  But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with   Andrea--Angela--Andrea...  Oh man, (looks to Chandler)

Chandler:   Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats.

Joey:   Right.  Thanks.  It's June.  I'm outta here. (Exits.)

Ross: Y'know,   here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman   out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.)

[Cut to Rachel staring out of her   window.]

Commercial Break

[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is   making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]

Rachel: Isn't   this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.

Chandler: That   is amazing.

Joey:   Congratulations.

Rachel: Y'know,   I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.

Chandler: If   can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.

Joey: Listen,   while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet   or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it   into a plant pot.) Although actually I'm really not that hungry...

Monica:   (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.

All: Morning.   Good morning.

Paul: (entering   from Monica's room) Morning.

Joey: Morning,   Paul.

Rachel: Hello,   Paul.

Chandler: Hi,   Paul, is it?

(Monica and Paul walk to the door and   talk in a low voice so the others can't hear.  The others move Monica's   table closer to the door so that they can.)

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