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英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King悟空:师傅,是不是太累了?休息一下再走吧。Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.唐僧:没关系,前面不远就有人家了,到了那里再休息吧。I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走,同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。小媳妇(做哭状):爹、妈,我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老头:女儿,快走吧,不然那猪精来了,就走不了了。Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里,抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息,擦泪。唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。悟空:师傅,到了。Master, here we are.唐僧(走到老头面前行礼,悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩,觉得奇怪,上下打量):老施主,我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚,想借贵地休息一晚,不知方便否?Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?老头(做哽咽状):哦,是东土大唐来的高僧啊,可以可以。(别过脸去继续哭泣)Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……唐僧正在奇怪,老妈闻声抬起头,仔细打量唐僧,突然扑到唐僧面前。老妈:高僧啊,你可要救救我的女儿,救救我们一家啊。Master, please save my daughter, save my family…唐僧:老施主休要伤心,有什么事慢慢说。Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?老头:高僧有所不知,我们这里有一只猪精,今天要来跟我女儿成亲,大家都斗不过它,现在正准备把女儿送出去逃避Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are allafraid of him.唐僧:施主莫怕,我这徒弟本领高强,也许他能帮上你们。Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.老头:唉,高僧啊,以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅,结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着别出来了吧。Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But everytime, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.悟空:噢,有这么厉害的妖怪?我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来,外面发生什么事,都不用管。What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of youjust stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.这时起了风声(音乐),老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定地举手示意,让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看,便不慌不忙地也躲在了门后,露出一段红袖子。猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来,嘴里大喊:小娘子,我来了。Darling, here I am.站在台上停一下,见没有动静,觉得奇怪,往房屋里看去,见露出一段红袖子,高兴地一拍手掌。八戒:小娘子还害羞呢,不敢出来见老猪吗?来,来,来,我们就要是夫妻了,还害什么羞呀!。Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子,把小娘子拖了出来,小娘子作出害羞的样子,有时又做出猴子的模样。八戒:小娘子,不用怕,我虽然长得丑,但本领高强,一定会让你过上好日子的。Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that Ican make you happy.小娘子笑着点头,抓耳挠腮。八戒:小娘子,你高兴的时候干嘛要像猴子一样?Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?小娘子:我一高兴就觉得痒,所以就抓一抓。When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒:高兴就好,高兴就好。我们快入洞房吧。Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子,又把八戒拉回来。八戒:哇,小娘子,你好大的力气啊,干嘛把我拉出来啊?Darling. Why are you so powerful?小娘子:夫君,你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的,还是去你家里吧。Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.八戒:去我家?那太好了,我们这就走吧。Go to my house?OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.两人走了几步,小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子,八戒忙扶起她,作出痛惜的样子。小女子:我一个弱女子,哪里能走这么远?夫君背我吧。I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?八戒:背你?好,好,好。谁让你是我的媳妇呢?Carry you on my back? All right. Youre my wife after all. Come on.八戒把小女子背上:娘子,我们这就出发了。Darling, Lets go.小女子(在八戒头上一点):走吧,呆子。Okay. Let’s go.音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈,做出越走越慢,越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮,非常高兴。八戒:小娘子,你怎么这么重啊?Darling, why are you so heavy?小女子:不是我重,只怕是你不想背我吧?Do you think so? Dont you want to carry me?)八戒:不,不,不,我背,我背。Yes, I do. I do.继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支,一跤摔倒,小女子倒地之后,灵活地越上台上的假山,先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子,再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。八戒听到女子的呻吟,忙东张西望找小媳妇。八戒:娘子,摔着了没有?娘子,摔着了没有?娘子,你摔到哪去了?怎么看不见你了?Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why cant I see you?小女子(偷偷地笑,再装作痛苦的样子):夫君,我在这里呢。Honey, I am here.八戒:哇,娘子, 你怎么摔到高的地方去了?Darling. Why did you go up there?小女子:还不是你这呆子害的。Thats your fault.八戒:对不起,娘子。对不起,娘子。Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.小女子:看你这么辛苦,我也摔疼了,那就休息休息吧。You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest.八戒:太好了。 我们就休息一下吧!Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest.八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息,小女子仔细地打量他。小女子(撒娇地):夫君,你是哪里的神仙,我都还不知道,怎么能嫁给你呢?你可要告诉我。Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell methe truth first.八戒:唉,别提了,想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅,上天入地,八面威风。只因冒犯了嫦娥,被玉帝贬下凡尘,错投了猪胎,长成这般模样。Alas! Don’t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and theworld. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig.That’s why I am so ugly.小女子:亏你长得这么丑,还敢出来见人。You look too ugly to meet people.八戒:本来我也不想出来,只是南海观音点化我,叫我在这里等候前往西天的取经人。等了这么久,也不见,便出来逛逛,能碰到娘子你,是我一生的造化,还管它什么西天取经呢?(八戒高兴地过去想拉小女子的手)I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. Ive beenwaiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here.小女子(把手甩开):你说自己是天上的神仙,怎么连我都背不动,真让人难以相信。You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’simpossible!八戒:我真的是天上的神仙,你干嘛不信呢你。I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me?小女子:那你拿出点本事来瞧瞧。Show me some gongfu then.八戒:好,让我露两手来给你看看。OK, let me show you my gongfu.从石头后拿出钉钯,舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时,被小女子一把抓住,往石山后面一拖,八戒被拖了过去。八戒:娘子,你怎么这么大的力气?Darling. Why are you so strong?小女子:有本事你把我拖出去呀。Pull me out if you can .八戒做出用力拖的样子,没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手,八戒摔倒在地。八戒:娘子,你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要开玩笑了。How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.悟空大笑:呆子,看看我是谁!You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?八戒一看,吓得跳起来:齐天大圣,我的妈呀。My god! You are Mahatma!八戒转身想跑,被悟空拦住,两人打了起来,八戒不是对手,被悟空压住,不能动弹。悟空:呆子,你可还敢在这里害人不成?You silly! Dare you harm others any more?八戒:不敢了,不敢了。No, I dare not!悟空: 你可还敢在这里娶媳妇?Dare you wive yet?八戒:不敢了。大圣爷爷饶我。No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma.悟空:量你也不敢。I bet you dare not.悟空放开,八戒转身想跑,被悟空一把抓住耳朵,疼得直叫。悟空:呆子,想往哪里去?You silly, where are you going?八戒:我已答应你,不再闹事了,干嘛还不放我走?Ill never make trouble any more. Why dont you let me go?悟空:呆子,我带你去见取经人。You silly, Im taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.八戒:什么?取经人来了?What? Has Tangseng come?悟空:走吧。Yes. Lets go!两人在台上走半圈,来到房前。悟空:师傅,出来吧,这妖怪已经被我降服了。Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !唐僧等人走了出来,老头一家还有些战战兢兢。悟空:呆子,还不跪下,见过师傅。You silly, kneel down to meet your master.八戒忙对着唐僧下跪,口喊师傅。唐僧非常吃惊。Master, nice to meet you here.唐僧:徒儿,这是怎么回事?My prentice, whats up?悟空:师傅,这是观世音菩萨特意让他在此等候陪您上西天取经的。Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyins behest.唐僧:哦,多谢观世音菩萨,既然这样我就收你为徒,赐你法名为八戒。I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prenticeand name you Bajie.八戒:谢谢师傅(站了起来)。Thank you, my master!老头:恭喜高僧又收神徒。Congratulations!唐僧:徒儿们,我们上路吧。(八戒还依依不舍地看着小女子)Lets go ahead, my prentices.悟空:八戒,还看什么呢?走了。Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Lets go!八戒恋恋不舍地走到前面带路。英语小品剧本 -- 英语剧本 魔豆The Magic BeansAct 1 Scene 1(Jack’s mother was gambling.)Mom: Oh, no, not again. (Roaring) Jack, Jack, where are you?Jack: Here I am, mom. What’s up?Mom: Send that old cow to the market to exchange some money back.Jack: But mom, if I sold Rose, we would have no milk anymore.Mom: Shut up. Do as I said.Jack: (sign) All right, all right.Act 1 Scene 2(In the market.)Girl: Sir, do you want any matches? If you buy ten boxes, I’ll give a 40 percent discount.Jack: Sounds terrific. But I don’t have any money.Girl: Please, sir, I haven’t eaten anything for three days. I’d like to exchange your cow with my matches.Jack: Sorry, but I don’t need matches. Good-bye, and good luck to you.Old man: Sir, since the sun is burning, would you like some ice cream?Jack: Thank you, but I don’t really feel like eating ice cream. See you.Mr. Bean: I have soybeans, mung beans, green beans, broad beans, green soybeans, peas, and above all, the most amazing beans in the world --- magic beans.Jack: Wow, sounds wonderful. Beans is my favorite food, I can’t wait to have a bowl of bean soup. I want to buy all the beans with this cow.Mr. Bean: This cow? What do I need this old skinny cow for? Go away, don’t bother me, kid.Jack: Sir, please. My mom always told me “Helping someone in need is a honorable deed.”Mr. Bean: All right, all right. (Sign) Today isn’t my day.Act 2(Jack went home.)Jack: Mom, where are you? See what I have got.Mom: Oh, Jack, you must have brought me lots of shining gold. Oh, I’m so excited. (Walked to Jack) What? You used our pretty cow to buy all this junks? Have you lost your mind?Jack: Mom, these are no junks. There are soybeans, mung beans, green beans, broad beans, green soybeans and magic beans.Mom: Magic beans? It doesn’t look magical at all. The vendor must be cheating you. I’ll keep other beans, but these magic beans, (opened the window) I’ll just throw them away.Act 3(The next morning)Jack: Ah, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the breeze is whispering, it should be a perfect day. (He looked out of the window) Oh, my God, the magic beans have grown to a huge beanstalk! It’s can be true, it must be my imagination!Prince: Help, help.Jack: The voice came from the clouds, how strange! I must go and see what’s going on up there. (He climbed up. Then he saw the prince was stocked in a castle.)Jack: Hi, what happen to you? How can I help you?Prince: It’s a long stories, I’ll tell you only if you take one of my leg hair.(Jack took the prince’s leg hair, and the prince became as small as normal people. The prince opened the door, and welcomed Jack in.)Prince: Thank you a million for saving my life. How can I ever repay you?Jack: That’s no big deal. So what’s your story?Prince: Once open a time, there’s a greedy witch who would even destroy the world only to get my hen and harp.Jack: Your hen and harp? I don’t see they worth it.Prince: You don’t understand, the hen can produce many golden eggs, and the harp is made of gold it can sing beautiful melodies. One day, the witch turned me to a giant and flew away with my hen and harp.Jack: What are you going to do now?Prince: Of course I’m going to pay my revenge. Are you going to come with me?Jack: Well, I’ll would like to, but -------Prince: What?Jack: My mom always told me “No money, no help.”Prince: Let’s make a deal—you help me to fight against the witch, and I’ll give you ten thousand golden eggs.Jack: That’s the deal.Act 4(At the witch’s house)Witch: One egg, two eggs, three eggs. Oh, I’m so rich, ha, ha, ha ---------(Jack and Prince ran into the house.)Prince: You devil, I’m here to fight for justice. Give me my hen and harp back.Witch: Very well, you want your stuff back? Then you have to knock me down first.(Took out a box) Here, pick two scripts to determine your destiny.Prince: (picked a script) Oh no, Jack, I don’t know how to gamble!Jack: That’s OK. Let me help you. My mother always told me “Get me a chair!”(Jack won)Prince: Oh yes, yes, we win. (They hugged)Witch: Not yet, you still have to go through another test – sumo.(Prince almost failed)Prince: Jack, do something, don’t just stand there watching.Jack: Don’t worry. I have a secret weapon.(Took out a basket of beans and spread them on the ground.)(Witch fell down)Jack & Prince: We’re the kings of the world.Act 5(They ran out of the witch’s house and returned to the prince’s palace.)Prince: Jack, thank for your generous help. I couldn’t defeat that wicked witch without you.Jack: Well, I’m flattered. Since you’ve finished your revenge, could you go home with me?Prince: Jack, you’re the best friend that I’ve ever had. But I belong here. This is my home.Jack: (start weeping) But what about me? What am I going to do?Prince: Trust me, you’ll be remembered in my mind until the end of time. In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars were laughing, when you look at the stars at nigh. You – only you – will have stars that can laugh.Jack: I’ll cherish the memories we had together as sparkling diamonds.(Jack’s mom was gambling)Mom: (shouting) Oh, my God, oh, my God. Jack, I become a millionaire.Jake: It’s time for me to go. Good-bye, my friend. Take good care of yourself.Prince: So do you, my friend. (They hugged) Go, go, I have a surprise for you down there.(Jack rushed down. He saw a present was wrapped neatly. He tore it off and burst out of yelling.)Jack: (hold the prince’s toy tightly and walked to the window, smiling at the stars.)

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六人的英语搞笑话剧:《 荆珂刺秦王》

旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction):

Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.

Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time?

很久以前有一个疯狂的国家,在这个疯狂的国家里有一些疯狂的人,试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。荆轲先生是最有名的剑客,他被派去杀清王“嬴政”。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么吗?

Action I(第一幕)

太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (镜子,镜子,告诉我,谁是世界上最漂亮的男人)

(画外音:It's you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状)Thank you mirror! (面对观众)

I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.

But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. So what can I do? Where is my minister?

(我是丹王子,魔镜说我是世界上最有魅力的男人。但是嬴政是个嫉妒心很强的人,我觉得如果镜子告诉他真相,他会杀了我的。那我该怎么办?我的部长在哪里?)

阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.(殿下,我来了)

太子丹:I've told you again and again that you should call me: "my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan."

(我一再告诉你,你应该叫我:“我最美丽、最优雅、最英俊、最迷人、最可爱、最聪明、最亲爱的丹王子。)

阿三:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng.(作杀状)

(好的,殿下。我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个人去杀了嬴政)

太子:Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状) Good idea! But who is the right candidate?

阿三:After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.

(经过筛选,我手头上有两个有前途的人。一个是李莫愁小姐,另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们将为世界头号杀手PK。)

太子:Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

(好吧,尽快给我看看赢家,好吗?)

阿三:Yes.(好的。)

Action II(第二幕)(《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐)

荆轲:Are you Li mochou?(你是李莫愁?)

李莫愁:Yes.(是的。)

荆轲:OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.

(好啊。我是荆轲,你知道,我会让你知道我是杀手世界之王。)

李莫愁:Are you challenging me?(你在挑战我吗?)

荆轲:Off course!( 耸耸肩表示同意)

李莫愁:Come on!

音乐起,两人冲上前来,“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊。”

李莫愁倒地,荆轲大笑。

李莫愁痛苦状:What happened? Why aren't you hurt?

(发生了什么?为什么你不会受伤?)

荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? (赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?)

李莫愁:Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.

(妈妈总是说:“人生就像一盒巧克力,莫愁。你永远不知道你会得到什么。“我知道了,妈妈是对的。)

荆轲再次大笑

太子丹上(抱拳):How are you?

荆柯:Fine, thank you, and you?

太子丹:Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you?”

荆柯:Sure!

太子丹:How are you?

荆柯:Fine, thank you, and your wife?

太子丹晕倒

荆柯:Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹:Oh, I’m kidding too!(毕恭毕敬)May I have your name card, please?

荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着:To be or not to be, that's a question.

(生存还是毁灭,这是个问题。)

阿三:Hero,we need your help.(好汉,我们需要你的帮助。)

荆柯:I am busy now!(我忙着呢!)

太子丹:You can get a lot of money.(你可以得到很多钱。)

荆柯:I am very busy now!(我现在非常的忙。)

阿三:IC, ID, IQ card?

荆柯:I am very very busy now!(我真的真的非常忙。)

阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.(你看,那是世界上最美丽的女子,如果你答应了,她就是你的了。)

荆柯(流口水):I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

(我不得不说她是个性感又美丽的女人,但TCM才是我唯一的爱人。)

阿三:What? What's the TCM?

荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.(小子,看你挺聪明却不知道TCM。让我来告诉你吧。)

阿三:Excuse me? What’s the TCM?

观众甲:TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .

太子丹:I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.

(我必须给你看王牌。女士们先生们,这是利普顿减肥茶。是联合利华中国的一个全新产品。)

荆柯(激动):Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.

(减肥茶!我已经梦想了几千次了。我妻子总是威胁说如果我不能减肥就离开我。)

阿三:You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?

(你想要什么?如果你愿意,就大声说!你为什么保持沉默?你为什么看着我?虽然你的眼睛充满了诚意,但我很高兴,你还是得大声说。拿着它!你真的喜欢吗?真的?)

荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.

(告诉我该怎么办?我愿意为你做任何事。)

太子丹与阿三(撞胯,击掌):Yeah!

全剧终

拍英语话剧的注意事项

1、首先,组员要熟悉理解剧本,能够充分理解剧本的内容,然后进行表情和细节性的标注,这样会有助于现场的拍摄,同样进行一幕一幕的划分,这样不会使组员太过紧张忘词。

2、其次就是准备道具,一定要全,老师会很在意我们在细节方面的用心程度,倘若我们精心地准备了道具的话,会给老师留下一个不错的印象,很容易得高分。

3、然后就是角色的分配,一定要合理,要根据人们在现实生活中的性格进行分配,这样有助于增加话剧的真实性,从而更生动,同时也要考虑到不同组员的英语水,要考虑周全。

4、然后最最最重要的便是背台词,一定要理解,切记,当我们感觉一句话念不通的时候,可以用简单句进行改写,便于背诵也便于理解,不一定一字不差的照着剧本背,这样也违背了我们学英语的初衷。

5、然后便是拍摄,注意的是情感的投入尤其是表情,还有就是拍摄的角度一定要合理,符合当时情景。进行一幕一幕地拍摄,中途有适当的休息。然后就是尽量多个角度进行切镜头,这样效果会好很多。

6、然后就是后期制作,这一点尤为重要,主要分为四部分,一、片头和片尾的制作,二、视频的剪辑,三、片头和片尾音乐的挑选,四、字幕的制作。

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